out of curiosity...

girlgun · 03.10.2010, 05:06 PM

i'm thinking about having a threesome (a Ménage à trois if you prefer) with jesus. who's in?

ann ashtray · 03.10.2010, 05:07 PM

oh, the controversy.

girlgun · 03.10.2010, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ann ashtray

oh, the controversy.

you're telling me, but it's gonna be HOT.

!@#$%! · 03.10.2010, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

i'm thinking about having a threesome (a Ménage à trois if you prefer) with jesus. who's in?

his father, i'm sure.

he's a little bird.

girlgun · 03.10.2010, 05:11 PM

!@#$%! · 03.10.2010, 05:15 PM

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behold the old-skool 13" CRT in the background. most ancient.

anyway, here's my contribution

girlgun · 03.10.2010, 05:20 PM

hahahahaha. most exceptional, symbol guy.

(i hope you noticed the blond that was giving jesus head)

knox · 03.10.2010, 05:22 PM

i had problems in high school for making certain sexy drawnings of jesus.
never again.

girlgun · 03.10.2010, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

i had problems in high school for making certain sexy drawnings of jesus.
never again.

i will give you a big fat 5 dollar bill if you will share the drawings.

knox · 03.10.2010, 05:26 PM

they made me shread them to pieces

fascists

girlgun · 03.10.2010, 05:27 PM

blasphemy. i guarantee jesus likes being desirable.

girlgun · 03.10.2010, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

too preachy. i'm out.

what can i do to make it better?

knox · 03.10.2010, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

blasphemy. i guarantee jesus likes being desirable.

yeah isnt that why he redesigned himself all blonde and blue-eyed?

girlgun · 03.10.2010, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

yeah isnt that why he redesigned himself all blonde and blue-eyed?

he's like a porn star.

girlgun · 03.10.2010, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

why are you using your wife's account anyway?
don't covert your fantasies.

because people pay more attention to me when i pretend to be a girl?

phoenix · 03.10.2010, 05:50 PM

jesus had a big ego.. and would be too busy to ever spend any time getting down. I would prefer moses I think. He was a lot more badass, and probably smarter. Soooo much free time to run off for a little lovin' on that long walk.

girlgun · 03.10.2010, 05:52 PM

don't you just wanna drag your nails down moses' chest, phoenix?

phoenix · 03.10.2010, 05:54 PM

I'm actually not a scratcher

and besides, in the desert, I wouldn't want him to get an infection or attract the vultures... WHO WOULD LEAD THE WAY IF HE WERE GONE? I dont think they had first aid kits back then.

ann ashtray · 03.10.2010, 05:54 PM

Jesus was clearly smart. He got rich people to drop everything and follow him...not an easy task.

I'm sure he'd be OK in bed, missionary positions for all the missionaries?

Moses loved burning some bush though. Or was that someone else?

phoenix · 03.10.2010, 05:56 PM

jesus got busted, he can't have been that awesome. Moses made a run for it and lived for a long time.

lol yes moses discovered the burning bush ^^ rawr.

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phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	jesus had a big ego.. and would be too busy to ever spend any time getting down. I would prefer moses I think. He was a lot more badass, and probably smarter. Soooo much free time to run off for a little lovin' on that long walk. __________________ tiny and lost.
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phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	I'm actually not a scratcher and besides, in the desert, I wouldn't want him to get an infection or attract the vultures... WHO WOULD LEAD THE WAY IF HE WERE GONE? I dont think they had first aid kits back then. __________________ tiny and lost.
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phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	jesus got busted, he can't have been that awesome. Moses made a run for it and lived for a long time. lol yes moses discovered the burning bush ^^ rawr. __________________ tiny and lost.
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