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Old 01.15.2009, 12:31 PM   #1
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I'm reminded of that Japanese one that Adam posted a while ago. Anyway, check this out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_wanna_be_the_guy
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Old 01.15.2009, 12:54 PM   #2
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http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/downloads.php

It's ridiculous, and downloadable.
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Old 01.15.2009, 01:17 PM   #3
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is it PC only, or is it meant to be played on a certain system's emulators?
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Old 01.15.2009, 01:26 PM   #4
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In-window jobby - no mames or faff.
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Old 01.15.2009, 01:27 PM   #5
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Also, the demo is quite a small download (2 minutes or less on my connection). Give it a bash, I got bored after 15 minutes or so, but I don't have any patience for video games any more.
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Old 01.15.2009, 02:02 PM   #6
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I dnt play video games on my computer. Ever. Oh well. I figured it was a hacked NES rom or something.
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Old 01.15.2009, 02:21 PM   #7
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http://www.kongregate.com/games/Eggy...air-platformer
this is the most unfair game ever
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Old 01.15.2009, 02:35 PM   #8
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Haha thanks for this, looks brilliant.

The hardest game ever is some space shooting game for the PC. Can't remember the name of it, but Next Generation Magazine (remember them?!) couldn't get past the first level and actually flew to the creators' offices to see if ANYONE there could get past the first level, and only one person could or something.
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Old 01.15.2009, 02:37 PM   #9
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hahaha awesome.
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Old 01.15.2009, 03:06 PM   #10
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I just played the demo version for a bit. Can't get past the first level. Way too hard for me. A can clock Space Invaders at the arcade though.
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Old 01.15.2009, 03:10 PM   #11
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The Atari 7800 version of Impossible Mission is both the hardest and most unfair game - it's literally impossible to complete.
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Old 01.15.2009, 03:19 PM   #12
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The Atari 7800 version of Impossible Mission is both the hardest and most unfair game - it's literally impossible to complete.


Yes it is. Because of a bug in the programming, there is no way to beat it.
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Old 01.15.2009, 03:33 PM   #13
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So, it's literally an impossible mission?
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Old 01.15.2009, 04:01 PM   #14
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That's the ironic part. Yeah.
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Old 01.15.2009, 04:04 PM   #15
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i coudln't get past the first screen. I've always fallen to the spiked hole and got killed. frustrating.
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Old 01.15.2009, 04:20 PM   #16
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Slavo - go up, down's a red herring.
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Old 01.15.2009, 04:24 PM   #17
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where up? Up where it all starts? it's impossible to jump up that high.


(looking at this couple of sentences without the proper context, they seem very metaphysical)
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Old 01.15.2009, 04:44 PM   #18
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Press jump twice - you can double-jump.
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Old 01.15.2009, 06:13 PM   #19
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yeah, but when i try that the spikes on the level above me just kill me immediately. Why doesn't this fucker have a Smart Bomb?
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Old 01.16.2009, 12:25 PM   #20
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Right - When you first drop into the first screen, press jump twice to get up to the screen above. Then avoid some apples, and do some jumping on some clouds and avoid some spikes and shit.
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