whats the worst insult that you ever had

ni'k · 05.20.2010, 11:24 AM

i don't mean devastatingly insulting putdowns, but insults that fail because they aren't even insulting

one time i got told "it's never light with you, why can't you just be light and have some fun?" and i was like, shit, thank you so very much. thats a great compliment.

"you're just a faggot who sits inside and reads books all day" well shit, thanks. i do try to read everyday.

i know its a terrible idea for a thread but i am so very bored waiting for chips today.

hevusa · 05.20.2010, 11:25 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PR_rzF8ofw

ni'k · 05.20.2010, 11:27 AM

i see you have discovered that clip.

no doubt we will be seeing many more interesting uses of it as a response.

Rob Instigator · 05.20.2010, 11:28 AM

the same one I get from morons all the time

"You think too much."

sub-human assholes.

ni'k · 05.20.2010, 11:29 AM

ignore them. they are just in the early stages of alzhiemers.

Lurker · 05.20.2010, 11:30 AM

I know you ignore my posts but this is going to be a genuinely nice post.

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Originally Posted by ni'k

one time i got told "it's never light with you, why can't you just be light and have some fun?" and i was like, shit, thank you so very much. thats a great compliment.

This first one I don't think was even meant as an insult. I think the person may have actually been trying to show concern.

ni'k · 05.20.2010, 11:32 AM

TAP TAP TAP

Lurker · 05.20.2010, 11:34 AM

You drive too much.

...actually you can put that in this thread if you want.

ni'k · 05.20.2010, 11:35 AM

TAP TAP TAP

Lurker · 05.20.2010, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ni'k

TAP TAP TAP

space · 05.20.2010, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ni'k

"you're just a faggot who sits inside and reads books all day" well shit, thanks. i do try to read everyday.

I've receieved that one several times. well, not the "faggot" part, but I'm sure it was implied because only "faggots" read.

my personal favorite is "you are the antichrist". I've had my fair share of that one too; the best time being by a (literally) retarded person. I smile and introduce myself, as they rarely guess my name.

Lurker · 05.20.2010, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

TAP TAP TAP

ni'k · 05.20.2010, 11:40 AM

Clap Clap Clap

Lurker · 05.20.2010, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ni'k

Clap Clap Clap

TAP TAP TAP

I'm fond of this joke of yours, it's pretty funny.

space · 05.20.2010, 11:41 AM

"you need a haircut"

get fucked, you cunt; I mean, dad.

ni'k · 05.20.2010, 11:47 AM

mimicry? i didn't count on this... i have been - DEFEATED!

i know you want my attention so badly. you even tried being nice earlier.

it would be flattering if it wasn't, well, you.

i think i will go back to the not talking ever thing again.

i promise i will do it properly this time.

Lurker · 05.20.2010, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ni'k

mimicry? i didn't count on this... i have been - DEFEATED!

i know you want my attention so badly. you even tried being nice earlier.

it would be flattering if it wasn't, well, you.

i think i will go back to the not talking ever thing again.

i promise i will do it properly this time.

No I meant it was funny when you were doing, sort of charmingly annoying.

I was being friendly, and you just throw it back in my face!!

All right, well good luck. Hope you can make this time!

Lurker · 05.20.2010, 11:50 AM

"i know you want my attention so badly. you even tried being nice earlier." - the old reversal technique. BAD INSULT!

SONIC GAIL · 05.20.2010, 11:58 AM

sonic palin

space · 05.20.2010, 12:04 PM

^^^ in that case, "floatingretardedly". if only because I love it so.

I miss you everyneurotic.

05.20.2010, 11:24 AM	#1
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	i don't mean devastatingly insulting putdowns, but insults that fail because they aren't even insulting one time i got told "it's never light with you, why can't you just be light and have some fun?" and i was like, shit, thank you so very much. thats a great compliment. "you're just a faggot who sits inside and reads books all day" well shit, thanks. i do try to read everyday. i know its a terrible idea for a thread but i am so very bored waiting for chips today.
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05.20.2010, 11:25 AM	#2
hevusa expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: rain hell Posts: 1,535	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PR_rzF8ofw
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05.20.2010, 11:27 AM	#3
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	i see you have discovered that clip. no doubt we will be seeing many more interesting uses of it as a response.
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05.20.2010, 11:28 AM	#4
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	the same one I get from morons all the time "You think too much." sub-human assholes. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.20.2010, 11:29 AM	#5
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	ignore them. they are just in the early stages of alzhiemers.
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05.20.2010, 11:32 AM	#7
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	TAP TAP TAP
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05.20.2010, 11:34 AM	#8
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	You drive too much. ...actually you can put that in this thread if you want.
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05.20.2010, 11:35 AM	#9
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	TAP TAP TAP
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05.20.2010, 11:40 AM	#13
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	Clap Clap Clap
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05.20.2010, 11:41 AM	#15
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	"you need a haircut" get fucked, you cunt; I mean, dad.
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05.20.2010, 11:47 AM	#16
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	mimicry? i didn't count on this... i have been - DEFEATED! i know you want my attention so badly. you even tried being nice earlier. it would be flattering if it wasn't, well, you. i think i will go back to the not talking ever thing again. i promise i will do it properly this time.
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05.20.2010, 11:50 AM	#18
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	"i know you want my attention so badly. you even tried being nice earlier." - the old reversal technique. BAD INSULT!
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05.20.2010, 11:58 AM	#19
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	sonic palin __________________
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05.20.2010, 12:04 PM	#20
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	^^^ in that case, "floatingretardedly". if only because I love it so. I miss you everyneurotic.
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