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Seriously.

Every time I have to write an overview statement of my goals and ambitions, I gag enough to impede all thought processes and typing abilities.

I'm poor, but I can negotiate.

[floatingslowly]

come on now.... you're a smart girl. surely you can just write down some bullsjit. that's what everyone does.

if I had any idea about what you do or are trying to do, I'd do it for free.

here's how you start:

objective: to be a part of a glorious mission to the stars in which I am the supreme commander making life or death decisions everytime we make the jump to hyperspace.


feel free to copy/paste.

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Since you took so long to respond, I did it myself.

Thanks to all you useless fuckers. At least floatingslowly tried. And someone offered in PM, but he/she was too late as well.

I had coffee.

Excellent suggestion on the objective. I wish I had seen it before I went with "eventual mass extermination of the sociological inferior according to the principles of Darwinism, with the ultimate goal of creating a tyrannical utopia over which I, naturally, preside."

I'll use yours on the next one.

[Adolfo]

google: " intitle:Curriculum Vitae filetypedf " enjoy.

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Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

fie-ur me lovur!

I laughed, then threw up a bit.

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Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

the kids can't have toys because the shit you cake on your face has become sentient and it emanates heat beams that melt down the plastic and chemicals in the kids toys and suck them up to add to the fucking gloop you fucking monster

She has a silly accent.

Jeremy Kyle seems to crouch a lot.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by truncated

Jeremy Kyle seems to crouch a lot.

The working class respond better if you get down to their level...like dogs.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by truncated

Since you took so long to respond, I did it myself.


Excellent suggestion on the objective. I wish I had seen it before I went with "eventual mass extermination of the sociological inferior according to the principles of Darwinism, with the ultimate goal of creating a tyrannical utopia over which I, naturally, preside."

I'll use yours on the next one.

For your Objective:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

"I say fuck em, I come into work in shit faced, disheveled, and ornery

 

[SONIC GAIL]

I will do it. That is all I have been pretty much doin lately anyway. On my way to workforce solutions apt now.