How to appear sophisticated

gmku · 12.12.2006, 04:31 PM

Any advice?

I try to use the fork upside down in my left hand and the knife in my right.

I order wine for dinner when we're out.

I wear jackets now, and ties.

I try not to be obvious about staring at attractive women.

What else can I do?

What do you do?

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.12.2006, 04:31 PM

its all about the benjamins

Savage Clone · 12.12.2006, 04:33 PM

Take a lot of pictures of yourself with your mouth and eyes wide open and a big party with blonde girls as the backdrop, then post them on some nerdy messageboard.

gmku · 12.12.2006, 04:33 PM

What are those?

I was thinking I might drop my articles, like, say "I'm going to Hospital" instead of "going to the hospital."

I might start drinking martinis.

I could add a pistol holder beneath my glove compartment.

Inhuman · 12.12.2006, 04:34 PM

use articulate language and stick to your beliefs. A lot of them dig guys that are smarter than them as long as you're not an ass about it.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.12.2006, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Take a lot of pictures of yourself with your mouth and eyes wide open and a big party with blonde girls as the backdrop, then post them on some nerdy messageboard.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Savage Clone again.

Savage Clone · 12.12.2006, 04:34 PM

Cuff links.

gmku · 12.12.2006, 04:35 PM

Clone, I just repped you, my good man, for the cuff links suggestion. So simple, and yet so elegant.

Trasher02 · 12.12.2006, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Take a lot of pictures of yourself with your mouth and eyes wide open and a big party with blonde girls as the backdrop, then post them on some nerdy messageboard.

What about pictures of yourself in a cardboardbox?

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.12.2006, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku

What are those?

I was thinking I might drop my articles, like, say "I'm going to Hospital" instead of "going to the hospital."

I might start drinking martinis.

I could add a pistol holder beneath my glove compartment.

benjamins??
they are hundo's...
you know??

you should get some nice wine bottles and start a collection

!@#$%! · 12.12.2006, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Any advice?

I try to use the fork upside down in my left hand and the knife in my right.

I order wine for dinner when we're out.

I wear jackets now, and ties.

I try not to be obvious about staring at attractive women.

What else can I do?

What do you do?

don't scratch your ass and then sniff your fingers. especially at the table.

screamingskull · 12.12.2006, 04:36 PM

say "indeed" alot.

king_buzzo · 12.12.2006, 04:37 PM

have a brit accent

gmku · 12.12.2006, 04:37 PM

Sorry, Crypto, I don't know hundos either.

How about French? Should I learn some French?

Inhuman · 12.12.2006, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

I wear jackets now, and ties.

You should ensure that you wear "I'm With Stupid" t-shirts under the jacket

gmku · 12.12.2006, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by screamingskull

say "indeed" alot.

Indeed! Quite good. Thank you.

Savage Clone · 12.12.2006, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku

Clone, I just repped you, my good man, for the cuff links suggestion. So simple, and yet so elegant.

Indeed.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.12.2006, 04:38 PM

Hundos = Hundred Dollar Bills

!@#$%! · 12.12.2006, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by screamingskull

say "indeed" alot.

indeed!

(ouch.....)

gmku · 12.12.2006, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inhuman

You should ensure that you wear "I'm With Stupid" t-shirts under the jacket

mmm, that's going in the other direction...

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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	What are those? I was thinking I might drop my articles, like, say "I'm going to Hospital" instead of "going to the hospital." I might start drinking martinis. I could add a pistol holder beneath my glove compartment. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	use articulate language and stick to your beliefs. A lot of them dig guys that are smarter than them as long as you're not an ass about it. __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Clone, I just repped you, my good man, for the cuff links suggestion. So simple, and yet so elegant. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	say "indeed" alot.
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cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	Hundos = Hundred Dollar Bills
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