Shit, I'm sushi-challenged...

artsygrrl · 02.18.2011, 08:24 PM

I'd like to try sushi, but I've heard raw fish causes worms to come out of your butt.

1. Can you suggest different kinds of sushi and sauces?
2. Where can I buy good sushi, other than a Japanese restaurant?
3. Do you have any good sushi recipes?

ithinkimissyou · 02.18.2011, 08:25 PM

Pookie · 02.18.2011, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by artsygrrl

I'd like to try sushi, but I've heard raw fish causes worms to come out of your butt.

You're confusing sushi with sashimi. Sushi is made with sushi rice and nori. You can use any toppings you like. Marinaded tofu is good if you're scared of fish. Or use cooked fish if you're scared of raw fish.

Pookie · 02.18.2011, 08:31 PM

You big fucking scaredy cat.

jon boy · 02.18.2011, 08:40 PM

there are plenty of different types of sushi out there that are not fish. we go out for sushi a lot and dont eat any fish at all. yam rolls are good as are vegetable rolls, plus there is always shrimp rolls and various other options like that so there is always something for everyone. most sushi restaurants here have different dishes that are unique and there are are hundreds to choose from.

atsonicpark · 02.18.2011, 09:05 PM

Sushi rules. Too much of anything -- especially anything good -- will hurt you/kill you. I've ate sushi for 20 years, it rules, eat it.

DeadDiscoDildo · 02.18.2011, 09:10 PM

Sushi is definitley one of the things worth sticking around on this earth for...

SuperCreep · 02.18.2011, 10:13 PM

i've been an avid sushi eater for six years now and haven't noticed any worms coming out of my butt.

Anngella · 02.18.2011, 10:32 PM

Cucumber rolls and sweet potato rolls are de-lish.

space · 02.18.2011, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ithinkimissyou

pie!

this.

space · 02.18.2011, 11:35 PM

peanuts and corn. peanuts and corn. sushi sushi. peanuts and corn.

DeadDiscoDildo · 02.19.2011, 12:14 AM

I heard peanuts and corn make monkeys fly out of your butt...

knox · 02.19.2011, 12:21 PM

you're more likely to get butt worms with pork, chicken and barbecue events.

SYRFox · 02.19.2011, 04:27 PM

sushi rule. eat it. there's no worm-out-of-your-butt business at all.

terminal pharmacy · 02.19.2011, 04:35 PM

raw fish is far far tastier than cooked fish

artsygrrl · 02.19.2011, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy

raw fish is far far tastier than cooked fish

...in what way??
BTW, have you checked yr ass lately?

Rob Instigator · 02.21.2011, 01:50 AM

I love sushIiiiiiiiiiiiIi

EVOLghost · 02.21.2011, 06:15 AM

worms in your butt make sushi come out of ye rmouth.

Rob Instigator · 02.22.2011, 08:33 PM

if you eat raw flour or too much uncooked dough you can dvelop thrush and that is worms leaving your anus and burrowing into your inner assflesh causing rash and itch and seeping and swelling

ink. · 02.22.2011, 10:25 PM

sashimi can be nice. I have only eaten it a few times though. Sushi/nori rolls are different.

I like inari, personally.

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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	there are plenty of different types of sushi out there that are not fish. we go out for sushi a lot and dont eat any fish at all. yam rolls are good as are vegetable rolls, plus there is always shrimp rolls and various other options like that so there is always something for everyone. most sushi restaurants here have different dishes that are unique and there are are hundreds to choose from. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	peanuts and corn. peanuts and corn. sushi sushi. peanuts and corn.
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	if you eat raw flour or too much uncooked dough you can dvelop thrush and that is worms leaving your anus and burrowing into your inner assflesh causing rash and itch and seeping and swelling __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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ink. the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 862	sashimi can be nice. I have only eaten it a few times though. Sushi/nori rolls are different. I like inari, personally.
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