I'm 90% sure I am an Asparagus

SYRFox · 08.10.2009, 07:28 AM

I'm kinda greenish
I often get cooked
I have a strange head

This is all self-diagnosed, but I'm loooking around for a doctor in my town so I can actually get it tested.

TheFoxBen · 08.10.2009, 07:30 AM

Be positive. There are 10% of chances that you are not.

Anngella · 08.10.2009, 08:09 AM

This reminds me of the game Dirty Minds.

_slavo_ · 08.10.2009, 08:19 AM

That reminds me of the other 13 parody threads SYRFor is currently working on.

phoenix · 08.10.2009, 08:22 AM

Who peels asparagus??

_slavo_ · 08.10.2009, 08:23 AM

In France they do a lot of crazy shit

floatingslowly · 08.10.2009, 08:25 AM

obligatory "did you REALLY have to post this", "we already have a parody thread on that" and "oh, how tasteless".

NOW it's a 5-star parody thread.

SYRFox · 08.10.2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_

That reminds me of the other 13 parody threads SYRFor is currently working on.

Man my laboratory never rests

^^^ exclusive press kit on how the parody threads are made

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floatingslowly · 08.10.2009, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_

That reminds me of the other 13 parody threads SYRFor is currently working on.

I missed this and now must retract my previous post. it was completely unnecessary. carry on, soldier.

automatic bzooty · 08.10.2009, 07:07 PM

man, you're not an asparagus, you're just a bored rutabaga, sick of the bullshit system, man.

pbradley · 08.10.2009, 07:08 PM

Never go full vegetable.

floatingslowly · 08.10.2009, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SYRFox

^^^ that's jon boy pondering his rep, isn't it?

Toilet & Bowels · 08.10.2009, 07:14 PM

I'm 99% sure parody threads aren't funny

floatingslowly · 08.10.2009, 07:15 PM

yr too late, man.

_slavo_ got it.

SYRFox · 08.10.2009, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

I'm 99% sure parody threads aren't funny

I'm 99% sure you're an asparagus

Toilet & Bowels · 08.10.2009, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

yr too late, man.

_slavo_ got it.

i'm not entitled to hold the same opinion as someone else just because they say it first?

SYRFox · 08.10.2009, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i'm not entitled to hold the same opinion as someone else just because they say it first?

Fixed. 100% sure

Toilet & Bowels · 08.10.2009, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SYRFox

Fixed. 100% sure

???

I would say try harder, but I'm fairly sure this is the best you can come up with.

floatingslowly · 08.10.2009, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i'm not entitled to hold the same opinion as someone else just because they say it first?

oh, well, yeah sure. I thought you were trying to claim the prize.

SYRFox · 08.10.2009, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

???

I would say try harder, but I'm fairly sure this is the best you can come up with.

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I don't understand what you are saying, I am an asparagus.

08.10.2009, 07:28 AM	#1
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phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	Who peels asparagus?? __________________ tiny and lost.
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automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	man, you're not an asparagus, you're just a bored rutabaga, sick of the bullshit system, man.
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Never go full vegetable.
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,268	I'm 99% sure parody threads aren't funny
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08.10.2009, 07:15 PM	#14
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	yr too late, man. _slavo_ got it.
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