[Johnny "Magic Fingers"]

So if you've ever wondered how a gentleman is supposed to conduct oneself in the company of a 'Lady of the Night' read the link below.

Everything you ever wanted to know is addressed right here:

http://www.monalisamodels.com.au/guide.html

This page is text only - so it's quite safe (No rude images). Can't say the same though, if you decide to follow the links.

Below is a taste of what's on offer.....

How to behave with a date..

If you are the type of gentleman we desire and respect at Mona Lisa Models ™, you will already know these basic guidelines inside out. The following will no doubt be amusing for you, and is intended as such :-).

If by some chance you have never booked an elite courtesan before, or have had any uncertainties/ disappointments in the past, or wish to know how to get the best experience and response from your companion, (or women in general, for the rest of your life!), it is very important for you to read on. A daunting page, yes, but SO worth the read:


Preferred Client Behaviour:
(how to be a gentleman with a lady!)

Start at the beginning:
"Hiring an 'adult professional', whatever the level, is the same as hiring any other professional, like a doctor, lawyer, or mechanic. You pay them money for a service. It doesn't matter what the service is: if you're nice to the professional, you generally get a better result than if you aren't. Treat adult entertainers the same way you treat other professionals. And like other professionals, these women will treat you as a valued client, and may even become 'friends' on a business level. They look forward to seeing you again, the same way any other professional likes to see their good clients.

The call girls who work for escort agencies and courtesan services make a living at their jobs just like women who have other jobs. So yes, they are doing it for the money. But that's just their occupation, which most people choose because they enjoy it. When you hire a mechanic to fix your car, the mechanic is doing it for the money too, but he no doubt enjoys his work. It's the same thing. Your mechanic may be your friend, and he may enjoy working on your car because you're a good client. The same kind of relationship can be established with your adult entertainer. If you become a regular caller, you will get to know each other and know what you like to do together -- and you will enjoy it more. Your escort will generally enjoy most of her work, otherwise she wouldn't be doing it."

The actual site is most amusing and goes into explicit detail about the ins and outs (HA!) and do's and don't's of being with these $1000-$10,000 'courtesans'. At that price, I'm in no danger of ever ending up at "Mona Lisa's Models" - but laughing my head off at this site - that don't cost a thing....

[!@#$%!]

high class courtesans

when did that become illegal? the only reason i regret being born in the XX century is that high class courtesan must be clandestine

[Savage Clone]

Paying for sex=gigantic turnoff

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Paying for sex=gigantic turnoff

maybe, but the literature is inferior without Milady de Winter.

[evollove]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Paying for sex=gigantic turnoff

Some (not me) would say that you always pay for it, one way or another .

[Savage Clone]

Those people are usually the ones trying to justify long, long dry spells.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Those people are usually the ones trying to justify long, long dry spells.

long dry spells is what you will probably get if you sleep with a hooker. see the std thread.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Those people are usually the ones trying to justify long, long dry spells.

or being broke and dateless?

[Savage Clone]

I know plenty of broke people who are far from dateless.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I know plenty of broke people who are far from dateless.

how broke?

[Savage Clone]

I've known couch-hoppers who inexplicably get super hot girls on a pretty regular basis.
One of them (to be fair, he had his own place at the time, but has been a couch-hopper pretty recently) even got a gorgeous flamenco dancer to date him for a period of time. I was pretty amazed.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I've known couch-hoppers who inexplicably get super hot girls on a pretty regular basis.
One of them (to be fair, he had his own place at the time, but has been a couch-hopper pretty recently) even got a gorgeous flamenco dancer to date him for a period of time. I was pretty amazed.

i knew this cokehead whose only possession was a suitcase of chef knives who for some time dated this hot, upper class, professional girl i knew.

but anyway you gotta be able to buy her a sandwich.

i'd discuss my dark past at this point but this isn't the place...

[Disgruntled Youth]

I don't care what you say regardless one way or another you are gonna have to pay for sex...

[Johnny "Magic Fingers"]

Did yooz read the site or not?

The thing I was pushing was the list of rules they had explaining what you can and can't do. I found it funny and somewhat patronising.

And this pretentious 'class' thing got me as well. This notion of 'our girls are proper girls - they're not cheap drugged-out floozies like those other girls'.

Maybe not - but it's still all about selling sex for money

Oh - and a short disclaimer: I've only been to a brothel once (a 'friend' dragged me along) but I didn't actually do the deed. I thought 'I don't know this girl - there's no connection here' - so I just got a massage.

Being with a hooker seems too weird to me - but each to their own...