Would you have sex with Ralph Macchio?

davenotdead · 03.18.2008, 11:16 PM

italian-american, still boyish-looking... and cult fame in spades... this shouldn't be a hard sell, or is it?

currently

to entice you with good memories

!@#$%! · 03.18.2008, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

italian-american, still boyish-looking... and cult fame in spades... this shouldn't be a hard sell, or is it?

currently

to entice you with good memories

so when are you going to finally come out of the closet? is this a hint? let it out already...

✌➬ · 03.18.2008, 11:17 PM

Only if Scarlett Johanson came.

davenotdead · 03.18.2008, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

so when are you going to finally come out of the closet? is this a hint? let it out already...

i wouldn't come out to you i don't think... i think the lack of a proper christian name would make me feel uncomfortable... sorry !@#$%!

davenotdead · 03.18.2008, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬

Only if Scarlett Johanson came.

you're the one who needs to come out of the closet! youve got mammaries on the brain my good man

!@#$%! · 03.18.2008, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

i wouldn't come out to you i don't think... i think the lack of a proper christian name would make me feel uncomfortable... sorry !@#$%!

to my eyes you come out every day, but anyway, one day you'll discover yourself, etc. happiness.

davenotdead · 03.18.2008, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

to my eyes you come out every day, but anyway, one day you'll discover yourself, etc. happiness.

hypothetically speaking, if i came out in the next few days... is there an invitation to the SYGHCSP [SY Gossip Hot Chick Slumber Party] waiting for me?

!@#$%! · 03.18.2008, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

hypothetically speaking, if i came out in the next few days... is there an invitation to the SYGHCSP [SY Gossip Hot Chick Slumber Party] waiting for me?

ha ha, you'll have to ask kegmama-- i'm the pervert with the binoculars outside the window

✌➬ · 03.18.2008, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

hypothetically speaking, if i came out in the next few days... is there an invitation to the SYGHCSP [SY Gossip Hot Chick Slumber Party] waiting for me?

Sorry there is only one guy with the lisp that is invited, and that is me.

davenotdead · 03.18.2008, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ha ha, you'll have to ask kegmama-- i'm the pervert with the binoculars outside the window

since she can see you staring at her, can you ask her? you're fluent in morse code i presume...? and i imagine you have a flashlight handy

krastian · 03.18.2008, 11:32 PM

Sweep the leg.

pbradley · 03.18.2008, 11:37 PM

No, though this doesn't stop me from thinking he is a handsome fellow. By that photo at least.

floatingslowly · 03.19.2008, 12:44 PM

NO.

Cobra Kai > Ralphie/Daniel-san

yr mama wax on/wacks off.

davenotdead · 03.19.2008, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

NO.

Cobra Kai > Ralphie/Daniel-san

yr mama wax on/wacks off.

you like the blonde dude?

floatingslowly · 03.19.2008, 02:35 PM

the "dude", no. the "asskicking", yes.

fuck some swooping crane stylee.

king_buzzo · 03.20.2008, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

NO.

Cobra Kai > Ralphie/Daniel-san

yr mama wax on/wacks off.

they're fucking brutal, but fuck no, man. Daniel-san and Sensei can kick their asses!!!

m1rr0r dash · 03.20.2008, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬

Only if Scarlett Johanson came.

...i'd do the karate kid....

with or without the babe. but if she was there, there'd be no "if" in front of "scarlett johanson came."

king_buzzo · 03.20.2008, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

...i'd do the karate kid....

with or without the babe. but if she was there, there'd be no "if" in front of "scarlett johanson came."

what about if mr miyagi joined you as well?

Cantankerous · 03.20.2008, 03:26 AM

i think you know very well the answer to this question

"fuck no!"

however
i would bang the RZA in a second
because wu tang clan is something to fuck with

floatingslowly · 03.20.2008, 09:02 AM

c.r.e.a.m.?

View Poll Results: would you?
yes.	2	16.67%
no.	7	58.33%
ok, if Scarlett Johansson agrees to come with me	2	16.67%
ok, if the RZA agrees to come with me	1	8.33%
Voters: 12. You may not vote on this poll

03.18.2008, 11:16 PM	#1
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03.18.2008, 11:32 PM	#11
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Sweep the leg. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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03.19.2008, 12:44 PM	#13
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	NO. Cobra Kai > Ralphie/Daniel-san yr mama wax on/wacks off.
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03.19.2008, 02:35 PM	#15
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	the "dude", no. the "asskicking", yes. fuck some swooping crane stylee.
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i think you know very well the answer to this question "fuck no!" however i would bang the RZA in a second because wu tang clan is something to fuck with
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03.20.2008, 09:02 AM	#20
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	c.r.e.a.m.?
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