bad in bed

sonicpixie · 09.25.2009, 02:33 PM

if someone has plenty of room for improvement in the bedroom but seems to think they're great would you tell them what they're doing wrong or would you just not bother seeing them again and find someone who knows what they're doing??? i know people aren't psychic and all that but having to show someone what to do kind of ruins it_____

Satan · 09.25.2009, 02:34 PM

tell them when they're doing something right and tell them what to do, give them plenty of instruction and guidance. but don't outright tell them they're bad!

sonicpixie · 09.25.2009, 02:42 PM

yeah im not that harsh i would just tell them they suck! if you give SOME guidance though and they dont even seem to pick that up i start to think it may be a lost cause... i dont want to have to spell everything out or am i just expecting too much

sonicpixie · 09.25.2009, 02:43 PM

*wouldn't* that was sposed to say!

Satan · 09.25.2009, 02:44 PM

i don't know what to tell you then. go find a better dick.

i trained my man.

sonicpixie · 09.25.2009, 02:52 PM

[quote=swa(y)]
"oh i can get any girl off" quote]
yeh its this kind of attitude that has to go... hmmm perhaps some training is in order then

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.25.2009, 03:09 PM

"there's too much burden placed on the orgasm, you know, to make up for empty areas in life"

-Leopold and Loeb

It's just sex. You get off, then you don't feel like having sex for a few hours.

Satan · 09.25.2009, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

It's just sex. You get off, then you don't feel like having sex for a few hours.

wrong

sonicpixie · 09.25.2009, 04:34 PM

christ yes lets all stop having so many damn orgasms hey!
instead i shall take up pottery classes perhaps, yes... collect thimbles... take up cricket or golf... fuck me what have i been doing, wasting my life away

Satan · 09.25.2009, 04:47 PM

i'd rather cum than go golfing

just sayin'

Rob Instigator · 09.25.2009, 04:48 PM

when I get off I want to have sex imediately again, but my balls will not neccesaril;y cooperate.

sonicpixie · 09.25.2009, 04:53 PM

damn those balls

i'd rather watch loose women than go golfing.
actually no i took it too far those are both equally horrendous things to do, i think id just have to kill myself instead

Kloriel · 09.25.2009, 04:55 PM

when i get off i have a sudden urgency to read about what led up to the might that was Attila the Hun. After combing many tomes I've realized that the amount of civilized cities Attila 'passed through' directly correlates to the amount of orgasms I pretend to be able to provide to a lady; and then when she says stop stop my spine is going to snap that is like when the Roman Emperor said to Attila, just before he confiscated their imperialism, owww owww, have I told you about Singapore?'

Kloriel · 09.25.2009, 04:59 PM

well that is original. makes sense i guess since I JUST FUCKED ALL YOUR BRAINS

Rob Instigator · 09.25.2009, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Kloriel

when i get off i have a sudden urgency to read about what led up to the might that was Attila the Hun. After combing many tomes I've realized that the amount of civilized cities Attila 'passed through' directly correlates to the amount of orgasms I pretend to be able to provide to a lady; and then when she says stop stop my spine is going to snap that is like when the Roman Emperor said to Attila, just before he confiscated their imperialism, owww owww, have I told you about Singapore?'

the Huns used to gang-rape women, and since each woman has only 3 "holes" they would cut slits in their abdomen and fuck the bleeding gashes. NO LIE.
people aree sick fucks.

terriblecanyons · 09.25.2009, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Kloriel

well that is original. makes sense i guess since I JUST FUCKED ALL YOUR BRAINS

Kloriel · 09.25.2009, 05:04 PM

i'm splattered. I MEAN FLATTERED

Kloriel · 09.25.2009, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

the Huns used to gang-rape women, and since each woman has only 3 "holes" they would cut slits in their abdomen and fuck the bleeding gashes. NO LIE.
people aree sick fucks.

fucking quakers have gang raped women. i mean, seriously, like the bloated societies the Huns were picking apart were more moral?

You're smarter than that. No movement, no ideal is infallible.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 09.25.2009, 05:33 PM

Dislocated at the joint..
timing is everything in the bed
'cause you'll sleep for hours to keep away..
then sink the teeth and bat your eyes at

chicka · 09.25.2009, 06:46 PM

Any chick who can't have an orgasm when a man licks/rubs/fingers her little hard spot is dead. That why all men believe they can get any women off because that little clit is just as sensetive as a man's dick

09.25.2009, 02:33 PM	#1
sonicpixie bad moon rising Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: England Posts: 196	if someone has plenty of room for improvement in the bedroom but seems to think they're great would you tell them what they're doing wrong or would you just not bother seeing them again and find someone who knows what they're doing??? i know people aren't psychic and all that but having to show someone what to do kind of ruins it_____ __________________ http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3158/...8745c7.jpg?v=0
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09.25.2009, 02:34 PM	#2
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	tell them when they're doing something right and tell them what to do, give them plenty of instruction and guidance. but don't outright tell them they're bad! __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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09.25.2009, 02:42 PM	#3
sonicpixie bad moon rising Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: England Posts: 196	yeah im not that harsh i would just tell them they suck! if you give SOME guidance though and they dont even seem to pick that up i start to think it may be a lost cause... i dont want to have to spell everything out or am i just expecting too much __________________ http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3158/...8745c7.jpg?v=0
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09.25.2009, 02:44 PM	#5
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	i don't know what to tell you then. go find a better dick. i trained my man. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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09.25.2009, 02:52 PM	#6
sonicpixie bad moon rising Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: England Posts: 196	[quote=swa(y)] "oh i can get any girl off" quote] yeh its this kind of attitude that has to go... hmmm perhaps some training is in order then __________________ http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3158/...8745c7.jpg?v=0
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	"there's too much burden placed on the orgasm, you know, to make up for empty areas in life" -Leopold and Loeb It's just sex. You get off, then you don't feel like having sex for a few hours.
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09.25.2009, 04:34 PM	#9
sonicpixie bad moon rising Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: England Posts: 196	christ yes lets all stop having so many damn orgasms hey! instead i shall take up pottery classes perhaps, yes... collect thimbles... take up cricket or golf... fuck me what have i been doing, wasting my life away __________________ http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3158/...8745c7.jpg?v=0
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09.25.2009, 04:47 PM	#10
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	i'd rather cum than go golfing just sayin' __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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09.25.2009, 04:48 PM	#11
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	when I get off I want to have sex imediately again, but my balls will not neccesaril;y cooperate. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.25.2009, 04:53 PM	#12
sonicpixie bad moon rising Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: England Posts: 196	damn those balls i'd rather watch loose women than go golfing. actually no i took it too far those are both equally horrendous things to do, i think id just have to kill myself instead __________________ http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3158/...8745c7.jpg?v=0
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09.25.2009, 04:55 PM	#13
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	when i get off i have a sudden urgency to read about what led up to the might that was Attila the Hun. After combing many tomes I've realized that the amount of civilized cities Attila 'passed through' directly correlates to the amount of orgasms I pretend to be able to provide to a lady; and then when she says stop stop my spine is going to snap that is like when the Roman Emperor said to Attila, just before he confiscated their imperialism, owww owww, have I told you about Singapore?' __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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09.25.2009, 04:59 PM	#14
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	well that is original. makes sense i guess since I JUST FUCKED ALL YOUR BRAINS __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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09.25.2009, 05:04 PM	#17
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	i'm splattered. I MEAN FLATTERED __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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09.25.2009, 05:33 PM	#19
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	Dislocated at the joint.. timing is everything in the bed 'cause you'll sleep for hours to keep away.. then sink the teeth and bat your eyes at __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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09.25.2009, 06:46 PM	#20
chicka expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: wormtown MA Posts: 1,549	Any chick who can't have an orgasm when a man licks/rubs/fingers her little hard spot is dead. That why all men believe they can get any women off because that little clit is just as sensetive as a man's dick __________________ some men just want to watch the world burn
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