Great Popular Music Follies.

demonrail666 · 07.28.2007, 12:18 PM

Those moments/things/ideas in popular music that thankfully never lasted or, regretably still continue in one form or another. Either way they're crap.

Exhibit A: The 'keyboard/guitar'

As seen here played by Jazzie B in Soul II Soul

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CSQdLxpZXR4

Exhibit B: The Headless Bass.

As seen being played by the reassuringly rubbish Mark - Kung Fu Slippers - King

Exhibit C: Headbands

They looked crap on John McEnroe. They looked even worse in Rock music. As seen here on Dire Straits' 'axe man' Mark Knopfler.

atsonicpark · 07.28.2007, 12:37 PM

Wolf Eyes.

...oh wait, they're still around.. fuck...

demonrail666 · 07.28.2007, 12:39 PM

The one armed drummer.

Thankfully, this stupid idea ended with Def - Hysteria is actually Brilliant - Leppard.

Political Correctness is one thing. This is something else. This is crap.

Songs by Europeans/Amreicans about the Third World.

Thanks to U2, Coldplay and Radiohead, this horrible concept continues.

This boy is sad because he can't afford a ticket to see Coldplay.

Frontmen who play the odd bit of guitar on stage. They look awkward and, as such, should never do it. Ever.

demonrail666 · 07.28.2007, 12:50 PM

Being rich beyond belief, but acting like you're the bloke next door. Which unless the house next door to yours is a big fuck-off mansion, is just bollocks, basically.

The Thrash Metal Drumkit.

As if to distance itself from earlier forms of metal, Thrash drummers did their best to construct kits that would make Def Leppard's job impossible.

Lars - more toms please - Ulrich shows off.

The 'faded' Metal T shirt.

People buy them to make others think that they've always been into metal. People don't actually think that at all. They actually think, what a twat.

demonrail666 · 07.28.2007, 12:58 PM

Bands that carry on despite the fact that their most interesting/sexy member has jumped ship.

The 'ironic' duet

Jarvis Cocker. Has single handedly made it possible for 18 year old Woody Allen lookalikes to get gorgeous girlfriends.

sellouteater · 07.28.2007, 01:27 PM

ha amzing thread i cant think of any though

pbradley · 07.28.2007, 01:30 PM

Live Whatever exploitation concerts.

atsonicpark · 07.28.2007, 02:05 PM

this thread's hilarious...

anyway.. i vote for drummer-written songs. anyone ever heard "beth" by kiss? ugh..

demonrail666 · 07.28.2007, 02:50 PM

The handless microphone.

Thank Janet Jackson for popularising this. Not only did it make every popstar wearing one look like a switchboard operator, it encouraged intricate dancing whilst singing. Thus we were given New Kids on the Block.

Crowd Surfing.

This stupid practice continues solely so that virgin Slint fans can occasionally cop a feel.

Any album cover from the '80s, featuring a band that were big in the 60s.

demonrail666 · 07.28.2007, 03:29 PM

The myth that acting like a spastic on stage means you've got soul. It doesn't. It means you're a spastic.

The 'hidden' album track. it serves only three purposes.

1) to fuck up my itunes 'shuffle'.

2) to make short albums seem longer.

3) to give you a heart attack approximately 25 minutes after you thought the album had finished.

The 'were so fuckin' Indie we don't even do encores' crock of shit.

Everyone knows that bands have encores so that people can politely leave early, without having to say that they 'walked out'.

pbradley · 07.28.2007, 03:54 PM

Dual guitar posing with each guitarist's back to the other.

Actually, guitar posing just sucks in general.

demonrail666 · 07.28.2007, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

Dual guitar posing with each guitarist's back to the other.

Actually, guitar posing just sucks in general.

Aha yes, the old twin guitar Alamo pose.

SynthethicalY · 07.28.2007, 04:07 PM

Bassists acting like complete goofs, instead of just playing.

demonrail666 · 07.28.2007, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Bassists acting like complete goofs, instead of just playing.

you mean?

demonrail666 · 07.28.2007, 04:24 PM

The complete inability for any black musician to say anything even remotely negative about Aretha Franklin.

Mention in passing that you think she might not quite be hitting the high notes of late and it's like you want to bring back slavery or something.

Danny Himself · 07.28.2007, 04:40 PM

The sonic youth t-shirt

demonrail666 · 07.28.2007, 05:03 PM

The whole 'unplugged' phenomenon.

Giving someone an acoustic guitar does not necessarily turn them into Robert Johnson.

Danny Himself · 07.28.2007, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Giving someone an acoustic guitar does not necessarily turn them into Robert Johnson.

Or... does it?

SynthethicalY · 07.28.2007, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

The sonic youth t-shirt

That one is overrated.

Norma J · 07.28.2007, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

The 'faded' Metal T shirt.

People buy them to make others think that they've always been into metal. People don't actually think that at all. They actually think, what a twat.

Hahah. Yeah. YOu know they've never heard of the bands, let alone heard the music. That Drew Barrymore is a major victim to this. She goes out with a dude from the Strokes so we starts wearing all denim and faded band shirts such as the Stones etc. Fake.

07.28.2007, 12:18 PM	#1
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Those moments/things/ideas in popular music that thankfully never lasted or, regretably still continue in one form or another. Either way they're crap. Exhibit A: The 'keyboard/guitar' As seen here played by Jazzie B in Soul II Soul http://youtube.com/watch?v=CSQdLxpZXR4 Exhibit B: The Headless Bass. As seen being played by the reassuringly rubbish Mark - Kung Fu Slippers - King Exhibit C: Headbands They looked crap on John McEnroe. They looked even worse in Rock music. As seen here on Dire Straits' 'axe man' Mark Knopfler.
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Wolf Eyes. ...oh wait, they're still around.. fuck... __________________
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07.28.2007, 12:39 PM	#3
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	The one armed drummer. Thankfully, this stupid idea ended with Def - Hysteria is actually Brilliant - Leppard. Political Correctness is one thing. This is something else. This is crap. Songs by Europeans/Amreicans about the Third World. Thanks to U2, Coldplay and Radiohead, this horrible concept continues. This boy is sad because he can't afford a ticket to see Coldplay. Frontmen who play the odd bit of guitar on stage. They look awkward and, as such, should never do it. Ever.
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07.28.2007, 12:50 PM	#4
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Being rich beyond belief, but acting like you're the bloke next door. Which unless the house next door to yours is a big fuck-off mansion, is just bollocks, basically. The Thrash Metal Drumkit. As if to distance itself from earlier forms of metal, Thrash drummers did their best to construct kits that would make Def Leppard's job impossible. Lars - more toms please - Ulrich shows off. The 'faded' Metal T shirt. People buy them to make others think that they've always been into metal. People don't actually think that at all. They actually think, what a twat.
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07.28.2007, 12:58 PM	#5
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Bands that carry on despite the fact that their most interesting/sexy member has jumped ship. The 'ironic' duet Jarvis Cocker. Has single handedly made it possible for 18 year old Woody Allen lookalikes to get gorgeous girlfriends.
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07.28.2007, 01:27 PM	#6
sellouteater the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: i am not going to tell you Posts: 962	ha amzing thread i cant think of any though __________________ S I T M F T J
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Live Whatever exploitation concerts.
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07.28.2007, 02:05 PM	#8
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	this thread's hilarious... anyway.. i vote for drummer-written songs. anyone ever heard "beth" by kiss? ugh.. __________________
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07.28.2007, 02:50 PM	#9
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	The handless microphone. Thank Janet Jackson for popularising this. Not only did it make every popstar wearing one look like a switchboard operator, it encouraged intricate dancing whilst singing. Thus we were given New Kids on the Block. Crowd Surfing. This stupid practice continues solely so that virgin Slint fans can occasionally cop a feel. Any album cover from the '80s, featuring a band that were big in the 60s.
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07.28.2007, 03:29 PM	#10
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	The myth that acting like a spastic on stage means you've got soul. It doesn't. It means you're a spastic. The 'hidden' album track. it serves only three purposes. 1) to fuck up my itunes 'shuffle'. 2) to make short albums seem longer. 3) to give you a heart attack approximately 25 minutes after you thought the album had finished. The 'were so fuckin' Indie we don't even do encores' crock of shit. Everyone knows that bands have encores so that people can politely leave early, without having to say that they 'walked out'.
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07.28.2007, 03:54 PM	#11
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Dual guitar posing with each guitarist's back to the other. Actually, guitar posing just sucks in general.
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07.28.2007, 04:07 PM	#13
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Bassists acting like complete goofs, instead of just playing.
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07.28.2007, 04:24 PM	#15
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	The complete inability for any black musician to say anything even remotely negative about Aretha Franklin. Mention in passing that you think she might not quite be hitting the high notes of late and it's like you want to bring back slavery or something.
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	The sonic youth t-shirt
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07.28.2007, 05:03 PM	#17
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	The whole 'unplugged' phenomenon. Giving someone an acoustic guitar does not necessarily turn them into Robert Johnson.
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