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Old 06.15.2010, 10:08 PM   #1
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REAL American men, dont have time for the over 2 million Iraqi and Afghan civilians that died as a result of their genocide. real men stand for conservative and christian values. real men are republicans, and proudly serve their country in war. real men like this plan a presidential bid for 2012, and have the backing and support of thousands of proud republicans. real american men support the troops. they have no time for those that dare question their infallible right to slaughter whoever stands in their way. after all, they are american, and american is no.1 and can do no wrong and never be defeated, because it has god on its side!

but when reality intervenes in the posturing of these cowards, it tends to have a rather frightening effect. hahaha.

as REAL AMERICAN HERO general petraeus is questioned by a congressional hearing about claims that afghan president hamid karzai will most likely soon switch his allegiance from the invading forces to the taliban, you can hear reality/fear/guilt overwhelm his nervous system at 00.11 seconds, as he faints and falls off his chair.


http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010...nt-afghanistan

In the five minutes before he fainted, he turned pale, his eyes began to glaze over and his speech slowed down as if he had trouble gathering his thoughts. He was repeatedly sipping from a glass of water.

Reflecting opinion among politicians in Washington that there will be only a token withdrawal next year and that the US will be in Afghanistan for years to come, Levin asked Petraeus if he fully supported Obama's deadline. Petraeus, who had earlier in the hearing qualified the deadline, saying it would be based on conditions on the ground, hesitated for what seemed like an embarrassingly long time. He finally said the military had to be careful with timelines.

Levin asked him if that was a qualified yes, a qualified no or a non-answer. Petraeus said it was a qualified yes.

McCain questioned him about an Afghan intelligence chief liked by the US but sacked by Karzai last week who claimed Karzai was losing faith in the US and planned to shift his loyalty to the Taliban. It was about then that Petraeus collapsed. After being escorted out, Levin, McCain and other senators milled around their desks. Levin made a brief announcement to say Petraeus was recovering: "He's eating. He probably didn't have enough water to drink coming in here this morning."



well they don't call it the graveyard of empires for nothing.
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Old 06.15.2010, 10:10 PM   #2
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i saw the video. anybody would fall asleep listening to mccain drone on.
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Old 06.15.2010, 10:11 PM   #3
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oh yeah of course. that's definitely all it was.
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Old 06.15.2010, 10:14 PM   #4
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who's to say. to project fear and guilt onto somebody's medical symptoms is wishful thinking.

oh, i forgot! you can read minds. my apologies. if you can read my mind, you can tell how sorry i am.

i'll faint now.
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Old 06.15.2010, 10:21 PM   #5
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i'm sorry for disagreeing with you symbol man. you are obviously right. it was obviously 100% coincidental. he has nothing to be guilty about or frightened about anyway. the war is going fine. i should just be quiet because to even talk about it like this is obviously foolish, i'm sorry if i made you uncomfortable about what your nation is doing.

again, my apologies for getting it wrong. thanks for being there to show me how utterly ignorant and foolish i was with my projection and wishful thinking.
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Old 06.15.2010, 10:22 PM   #6
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sorry i can't reply, i'm currently unconscious
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Old 06.15.2010, 10:22 PM   #7
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yep. you most definitely are.
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Old 06.15.2010, 10:29 PM   #8
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especially compared to you-- you're hyperconscious and your mind has tendrils all over the universe-- you can feel and hear everything, read every mind-- you're the most powerful psychic of the world. the burden of it all!

agh, i feel the dizzy spells coming again... i'm about to flatline... all that guilt!

 
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Old 06.15.2010, 10:33 PM   #9
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you wouldnt be trying to troll me again dear? i'm just a poor mentally ill, em, pyschic, apparently this time, so i'll have to back out again. but have fun, i'll leave alone with the last word.
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Old 06.15.2010, 10:34 PM   #10
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Old 06.15.2010, 10:48 PM   #11
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Old 06.16.2010, 06:16 AM   #12
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Old 06.16.2010, 07:20 AM   #13
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Old 06.16.2010, 09:45 AM   #14
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thanks for sharing. i didn't see this in the nytimes. interesting. scary. funny. sign of the times?
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Old 06.16.2010, 10:29 AM   #15
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republicans are so fucking stupid... America would be better off without them.
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Old 06.16.2010, 10:34 AM   #16
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Old 06.16.2010, 12:25 PM   #17
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politicians are so fucking stupid... the world would be better off without them.

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Old 06.16.2010, 12:43 PM   #18
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yes, but ESPECIALLY republicans (fucking retards).
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