Is your father as insane as mine?

Keeping It Simple · 12.22.2009, 02:50 PM

I used a different cup this morning to drink tea out of, and when my dad found out he flew into a rage, accusing me of pissing in it! He said he could smell the piss in the cup! I naturally protested my innocence, as any sane person would, but all he did in response was threaten to throw me out of the house!

I'd like to believe that my dad is just like any other, and maybe other dads would've reacted in the same way, and that my mum didn't marry a madman, but I'm having serious doubts.

nicfit · 12.22.2009, 02:52 PM

How old are you? I'm not taking the piss (ha ha!), I really do think this variable has an importance in the whole thing.

Keeping It Simple · 12.22.2009, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

How old are you? I'm not taking the piss (ha ha!), I really do think this variable has an importance in the whole thing.

How does the age of people who suffers deranged behaviour towards them factor in it?

knox · 12.22.2009, 03:02 PM

maybe thats his way of saying he pisses in your mugs.

SYRFox · 12.22.2009, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

maybe thats his way of saying he pisses in your mugs.

ahahah

pbradley · 12.22.2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

How does the age of people who suffers deranged behaviour towards them factor in it?

I think the younger you are, the more reasonable it is to suspect you would piss in his tea.

pbradley · 12.22.2009, 03:05 PM

Also, killing him at the crossroad.

Then marry your mum.

verme (prevaricator) · 12.22.2009, 03:07 PM

you should have told him that it's good for the health.

nicfit · 12.22.2009, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

I think the younger you are, the more reasonable it is to suspect you would piss in his tea.

This, basically.
If you're a 13yo brat he could have a point saying things like those, if you're a 40yo grown man he could say those things just to scare you and have you run away from their house/pretend to have a reason to kick you out other then parental hatred.

Keeping It Simple · 12.22.2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

maybe thats his way of saying he pisses in your mugs.

It was one of his mugs. Maybe that's why he exploded the way he did. I'm still trying to figure out the pissing in the mug accusation. I'm sure a psychoanalyst could tell me the meaning behind it.

Derek · 12.22.2009, 03:13 PM

Maybe you did piss in his mug out of subconscious anger and you are blocking out the fact you have done this in your mind?

Keeping It Simple · 12.22.2009, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

This, basically.
If you're a 13yo brat he could have a point saying things like those, if you're a 40yo grown man he could say those things just to scare you and have you run away from their house/pretend to have a reason to kick you out other then parental hatred.

Since when did 13-year-olds piss in mugs? Did a team of psychoanalysts release a paper on it after years of study?

Trasher02 · 12.22.2009, 03:20 PM

You used one of his mugs?! You disgust me.

nicfit · 12.22.2009, 03:21 PM

I'm 13yo.
I piss in mugs on a daily basis.
They're filming a National Geographic special on this breathtaking behavior.
BBC is willing to pay billions of pounds to have me sign a contract for a 13 episodes tv format.

verme (prevaricator) · 12.22.2009, 03:21 PM

seems like posttraumatic stress disorder.
your poor father drank piss from a cup before.

jon boy · 12.22.2009, 03:21 PM

this sounds like a daily mail article to me.

knox · 12.22.2009, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

this sounds like a daily mail article to me.

hahahahah
ahah
ahaha
ahahahahhahaha

10 out of 10

ni'k · 12.22.2009, 03:23 PM

maybe he's sick of you calling him a pseud father?

pbradley · 12.22.2009, 03:26 PM

You should get back at your father by pissing in his tea.

jon boy · 12.22.2009, 03:26 PM

your not my real stepdad.

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nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	I'm 13yo. I piss in mugs on a daily basis. They're filming a National Geographic special on this breathtaking behavior. BBC is willing to pay billions of pounds to have me sign a contract for a 13 episodes tv format. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	this sounds like a daily mail article to me. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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