"KFC wastes the United Nations' time with an idiotic letter about chicken"

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 10.23.2009, 06:07 PM

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/andrew-clark-on-america/2009/oct/23/fooddrinks-unitednations/print

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KFC wastes the United Nations' time with an idiotic letter about chicken

What with wars, a global economic crisis and a disputed Afghan election to worry about, you'd think that the UN secretary general, Ban Ki-moon, has enough on his plate. The fast food chain KFC thinks otherwise.
KFC's president, Roger Eaton, has written a silly letter to Ban, asking him to recognise a new country called "grilled nation", apparently to mark the 60 million people who have tried a grilled alternative to its signature fried chicken, launched earlier this year.
The letter, which requests a seat on the General Assembly, alphabeticaly between Grenada and Guatemala, was apparently dispatched to the secretary general's office through the UN's Public Inquiries unit. Honestly, Roger, do grow up.
To tout its ho-hum food, the chain is handing out a free piece of grilled chicken to all-comers at its US restaurants on Monday.
Let's hope they've prepared properly this time. KFC tried a similar handout in May and the promotion was given an airing by Oprah Winfrey. The result? Long lines of hungry and irritable Americans at KFC outlets. One frustrated chancer from Los Angeles, by the name of James Asanuma, was so annoyed that he sued KFC, accusing it of "bait and switch" tactics to lure consumers.

Posted by Andrew Clark Friday 23 October 2009 17.51 BST guardian.co.uk

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Talk about ridiculous. Entertaining nonetheless.

pbradley · 10.23.2009, 06:37 PM

KFC sucks.

floatingslowly · 10.23.2009, 06:43 PM

since when does it take a fucking hour to eat chicken?

no wonder nothing ever really gets done.

phoenix · 10.24.2009, 07:27 AM

Hilarious that Oprah gave KFC airtime after all her BS *stop animal crueltry in meat production* type features.

fuck KFC.

infinitemusic · 11.08.2009, 03:37 PM

FUCK KFC this is the most bullshit thing I ever heard and the company should be liquidated because of it. I'm never going there again, even though their grilled doesn't make you feel like you're gonna shit your trousers like their fried chicken does.

Toilet & Bowels · 11.08.2009, 03:56 PM

obviously this was just a publicity stunt, i can't believe the guardian did exactly what kfc want and actually bothered to write about

infinitemusic · 11.08.2009, 04:02 PM

Of course it was a publicity stunt, but it's still fucking unbelievable. I'm tired of the way these shitty companies think that their advertising is the only thing on the planet we should be thinking about.

DeadDiscoDildo · 11.08.2009, 04:05 PM

FUCK THIS YA what are we talking about?

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infinitemusic the destroyed room Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 569	FUCK KFC this is the most bullshit thing I ever heard and the company should be liquidated because of it. I'm never going there again, even though their grilled doesn't make you feel like you're gonna shit your trousers like their fried chicken does.
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infinitemusic the destroyed room Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 569	Of course it was a publicity stunt, but it's still fucking unbelievable. I'm tired of the way these shitty companies think that their advertising is the only thing on the planet we should be thinking about.
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