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i haven't gotten laid in over three weeks! what's wrong with me?
to make matters worse, i have to teach music to kindergardeners in exactly 1 hour. GRAPE APE!
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GRAAAAAPE APE!
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you know, I never really cared much for Grape Ape as a kid. I liked the way he would surf on top of that van, but yeah....never did it for me. maybe it's because he wasn't a giant laser wielding robot.
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but he said "grape ape, grrrrape ape." who needs robots and lasers when you have a giant purple ape?
oh and their teacher is a rather large woman with the southern mom hair-cut. that alone tells me that her goodies were probably sewn up in the name of the lord a long time ago.
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my friend, one blast from a wave_motion_gun would certainly put a stop to all that Grrrrrape Ape nonsense.
who has a need to say their own name over and over? I'll tell you what.....maybe I'm being too hasty. I'll give it a try. flllllooooatingslooowly fllllloooooatingslooooowly. nope. I got nothin'. sorry. |
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Go to your local gay club, you will get laid quickly.
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but i want some POOOOOON-TANG! what makes it worse is that i'm single now.
after i got a bag of cat litter thrown at my head, last week, i swore i'd flip the switch and go to the other side, but penises just aren't as pretty to me.
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i knew you were losing your mind with that ipod thing.
but now it's serious. |
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srs bizz.
i COULD use my iphone to pick up chicks, though....oh wait, i did that at the bar the other night and i just remembered it (a bit too many glasses of rum).
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i feel your pain, man.
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yes but you gotta get your hands off the eye-phone and on her THAT is the critical step (unless you prefer IM sex) |
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nah. she could do coke off the screen of my iphone while i hit it from the back. that way i could look at both the ass (or lack thereof) AND the iphone.
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after having sex i never worked out what was so good that it made people act this way
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psh. whatevz. bonin' is life and life is bonin'.
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but what about banging makes it life?
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i dont know why people make such a deal about coke and fucking-- coke is an anaesthetic, which numbs you. i've fucked on coke, all i got was rugburn on my knees. anyway, it's a horrible drug. pure pestilence. |
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i wouldn't be doing coke. i don't party. but but but this girl rolls with the white nosed sugar booger crew in my city. which is fine, b/c i'm not trying to wife, i just need some trimmmmm.
i like iphones, she likes coke. she wants to go 1/2 on a baby with me and i'm in need. that's just me finding a way to make it all work.
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at least you got some 3 weeks ago. 15 long years. |
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I felt a disturbance in the force when facebook told me Jeremy had changed his relationship status to 'single'. I shuddered, I did! |
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You just need oral sex. |
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