09.04.2009, 03:10 AM | #1 |
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I was going for a right good walk when a bunch of kids in a car drove by and honked their horn and yelled at me (I dunno what they said, I was listening to some tunes). This douchebag was obviously trying to impress the girls in his car, which pissed me off even more as it meant I was somehow involved in the process of him getting some poon. As I continued down the road I walked by an empty beer bottle, and picked it up tempted to hunt around for those guys for a bit, but decided they'd probably be heading somewhere, what with a few people in the car and all.
Nevertheless if I see those motherfuckers again they're getting a rock to the windshield. Now, my friends, share your experiences. |
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09.04.2009, 03:21 AM | #2 |
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Never got yelled at by anybody that I thought was trying to impress any women and for the most part I try not to assume that they're antagonizing me. Sometimes they're just yelling out of celebration, like out of a limo in Las Vegas except not. It's easy to misinterpret a car horn since it's just loud.
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09.04.2009, 03:22 AM | #3 |
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I'm usually the one that yells at people from my car. But I don't say anything like that. I usually just drive by golf courses and yell ARHGTHHRHGRHGHRGHGHGGHHGHHHHH right when someone is about to tee off. Or I drive by bitches and yell NICE BEARD.
One time me and my friend were driving by a school at about 6pm and there were two people throwing a frisbee around. He yelled "FRISBEE SUCKS!" their reply: "FUCK YOU!" We were almost a block away when he replied "I-I'M SORRY, I JUST DON'T REALLY LIKE FRISBEE ALL THAT MUCH!" One time I was driving to Idaho and there were these kids walking on the interstate (wtf) so I yelled "THAT'S ILLEGAL!" the same friend yelled "DON'T FEED FISH STICKS TO A SEAGULL!" (props if you get the reference.) Yeah, good times. |
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09.04.2009, 03:45 AM | #4 |
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Got yelled at by two HOT chicks when I was 15. They stopped in the middle of the road, yelled at me, "Hey baby, wanna get in?" And then they sped off. I got mad. I wanted to get in!
Another time, some guy on a bus yelled "FUCK YOU FAGGOT!" when I was 14 and walking. I made a "jerking-off" motion at him. |
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09.04.2009, 07:32 AM | #5 |
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Sometimes we yell at douchebags from our band van.
We call it emotional drive-by's.
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09.04.2009, 07:53 AM | #6 |
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me and my wife were walking down the street a few months ago and some teens threw those little pop things at us. Y'know? Little white pieces of paper wrapped around like firecracker powder or wahtever? And they pop?
Jerks.
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09.04.2009, 07:54 AM | #7 |
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I can't stand it when idiot pigs start with thier cat calls and honking. What is the point moron. You think I would actually give you the time of day? Just leave me the fuck alone I'm tryin to get to work.
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Kids these days!
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09.04.2009, 07:55 AM | #9 |
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This is why I pack a loaded paintball gun on me at all times. It's a sure-fire and nonlethal way of delivering immediate payback--not only for driving douchebags but pedestrian ones as well.
I never yell at pedestrians but I do sometimes yell at bicyclists. Don't get me wrong--I'm very good at respecting their space on the road and am careful when driving with/around them. But it pisses me off badly when they don't obey the same traffic rules that other drivers do. I always see them ride right through red lights, they don't signal, etc.
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09.04.2009, 07:58 AM | #10 |
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once someone yelled 'uglyyyy' at me from his car. people are so nice and sophisticated these days.
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What a dick! I got that ALOT back when I was a plump little 13 yr old. Really boosts yr self esteem. THere are some obnoxious fuckers out there
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the same sort of phenomena is present on the internet. I don't yell at people (ok, so there's the occasional "oooh you bitch"). mostly, I get yelled at by people walking. my favorite (and a long-running joke) is "slooow down! this isn't a racetrack." I especially went fast past that ol' bastards house every time I drove by after that. honk honk. |
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well i still get that a lot, even as a 20 year old :-) it's mostly people on the street that just look at me and go 'ew' or 'oh my god she's hideous'. i learned not to care, since the people that really matter to me don't agree at all. but indeed, it hurts when you're 14, shy and incredibly unsure about yourself. |
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I decided along time ago that they can kiss my fucking ass. People only do shit like that to make themselves feel better cause they are'nt anything but a piece of shit. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
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09.04.2009, 08:34 AM | #15 |
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It's like people become different when they get behind the wheel. I once had somebody give me the finger for miles b/c they evidently thought I was driving too slowly and they couldn't pass. I was actually doing about 10 over the speed limit.
And then, guess what? They're following me into the same parking lot, but lo and behold they've suddenly backed off quite a bit. Turns out it was a coworker. Awkward!
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09.04.2009, 08:48 AM | #16 |
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gross men yell gross things at me from cars all the time. the other day some fucktard in a convertible yelled something really disrespectful at me because i had a really (really) short skirt on but i didn't hear what it was because i was blasting my headphones but i yelled FUCK YOU really loud back
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there is no fucking way that this is true and yr projecting yr own insecurity now! yr hot and we know it. |
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09.04.2009, 08:55 AM | #18 |
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By the way, it should read "people who yell..." not "people that yell..."
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's ok ploesj, I get it randomly too. we are clearly just that different type that some people either find super attractive or really don't like. I agree after a while you just get over it, but when yr younger it REALLY canes yr self esteem. anyway.. I hate people that yell from cars. It usually fucking scares the crap out of me and I really don't get it. Whoever does it whether it be a beep beep woooooo because they think yr cute or a 'bunch of swear words' or shouting because they think yr a fugmo and just want to irritate you... it's gutless. You can't do anything back by the time they've driven past. It's a god damn pussy's way to communicate.
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09.04.2009, 08:59 AM | #20 |
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I want names or license plate numbers. now.
this planet could use a good purging. |
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