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Old 04.21.2007, 07:53 AM   #1
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Here's a good game to play on long car journeys. Think of three films that would've been improved had Klaus Kinski been in the lead role.

Personally I can't think of many films that wouldn't have benefited from his presence, but anyway.

 
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Old 04.21.2007, 07:54 AM   #2
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Old 04.21.2007, 08:00 AM   #4
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Any Bond film.
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Old 04.21.2007, 08:05 AM   #5
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Imagine how much better these three films would be with Klaus at centre stage.

1. Klaus replacing Bruce Willis in Die Hard.
2. Klaus replacing Ewen McGregor in Phantom Menace.
3. Klaus playing Jesus in The Passion.
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Old 04.21.2007, 08:07 AM   #6
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Any Bond film.

Klaus would've made an amazing Bond.
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Old 04.21.2007, 08:08 AM   #7
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Imagine how much better these three films would be with Klaus at centre stage.

1. Klaus replacing Bruce Willis in Die Hard.
2. Klaus replacing Ewen McGregor in Phantom Menace.
3. Klaus playing Jesus in The Passion.

I had Die Hard in my mind as well.
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Old 04.21.2007, 08:12 AM   #8
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Replacing Michael Douglas in Wall Street.
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Old 04.21.2007, 08:29 AM   #9
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Klaus Kinski in Jesus Christus Erlöser
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veWe0...%20in%20action

It's in german, but you'll feel the virility
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Old 04.21.2007, 08:53 AM   #10
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Klaus Kinski in Jesus Christus Erlöser
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veWe0...%20in%20action

It's in german, but you'll feel the virility

Absolutely priceless stuff. I have a subtitled version on video. Incredible.

Klaus was the Iggy of film. Only better.
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Old 04.21.2007, 09:01 AM   #11
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This is why we love Klaus so much:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yITx7...%20in%20action
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Old 04.21.2007, 09:14 AM   #12
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Excellent thread, Mr Demon. Here's my three:

1. Klaus playing Adolf Hitler in "Der Untergang" - Klaus would've had the perfect mixture of pathos, charisma and fury.
2. Klaus in the Werner Herzog role in "Julian Donkey Boy" - seeing him play a dysfunctional, near-psychopathic parent would've suited Klaus perfectly.
3. Klaus in the eponymous role of "Taxi Driver" - Klaus wouldn't need any Method acting to get into this character.
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Old 04.21.2007, 09:23 AM   #13
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3. Klaus in the eponymous role of "Taxi Driver" - Klaus wouldn't need any Method acting to get into this character.

True, but even better as Harvey Keitel's Sport. Trying to appear hip and laid back would've just done poor old Klaus in.
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Old 04.21.2007, 09:26 AM   #14
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2. Klaus in the Werner Herzog role in "Julian Donkey Boy" - seeing him play a dysfunctional, near-psychopathic parent would've suited Klaus perfectly.

I think Herzog was about perfect in this role.
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Old 04.21.2007, 09:38 AM   #15
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More Klaus (In German) - here, Klaus takes on an irritating audience member and makes him look like the buffoon he is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4qZJwODPf8&NR=1
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Old 04.21.2007, 09:39 AM   #16
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I think Herzog was about perfect in this role.

I would most certainly agree, but could you imagine Kinski in this role?
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Old 04.21.2007, 09:42 AM   #17
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No idea what he's saying, but it sounds typically Klauslike.
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Old 04.21.2007, 09:46 AM   #18
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I think i've hit gold with this one:

Klaus replaces Robert DeNiro in Raging Bull. If only for the burnt steak scene!
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Old 04.21.2007, 09:48 AM   #19
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demonrail666 - There's lots of little insults, such as "Y'know, 99% of people are cool, and are perfectly fine. Then there's this guy...". At the end, Klaus says, "I didn't know this was a panel show where EVERYONE gets to talk", topped off with, "Maybe you should invite him on next week!"
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Old 04.21.2007, 09:58 AM   #20
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"Y'know, 99% of people are cool, and are perfectly fine. Then there's this guy...".

That's my Klaus
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