[noumenal]

"I feel bad that people wasted their money on such trite, blah pop music"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070123/...le_mandy_moore

[Gimpy]

That's amazing.She did an amazing job in the movie Saved!

[Rob Instigator]

I like her balls for saying so.

I wish everyone else would admit it too

[noumenal]

I admire the fact that she hasn't gotten skinny as hell. Healthy girls who clean their plate are a million times hotter than this:

 

Ugh, treasure trolls. Compare:

 

[Rob Instigator]

Originally Posted by noumenal

 

I MET A GIRL NAMED MALNUTRITION
her knee-caps were wider than her calves
almost as wide as her thighs
her waist I could wrap my hands around
break her in half without trying
she can barely take my meat
as her shoulder blades protrude
with her ribs expanding
there's just enough room for my cock
all the organs malnourished
get pressed together like tuna
causing more damage
if she would just eat something
if she would just eat something
there's little calories in my sperm
feed her pork and pasta
see if she's bigger next month
if she would just eat something
i might learn the joys
of a soft butt and breast
instead of beef jerky on her ass and chest
but I still want her
she's sex on a stick literally
she's sex on a stick literally
everything is better on a stick

[noumenal]

The Kinks - Skin And Bone


Fat Flabby Annie was incredibly big

She weighed just about sixteen stone

And then a fake dietician went and put her on a diet

Now she looks like skin and bone

She looks like skin and bone



Do the meditation and yoga

And she's thrown away the good food guide

And she's given up the alcohol and pizzas

And the pies and now she looks as if she's ready to die,

You can't see her walk by



Don't eat no mashed potatoes,

Don't eat no buttered scones

Stay away from carbohydrates

You're gonna look like skin and bone.



Living on the edge of starvation

And she says she's got no appetite

And her father and her mother

And her sisters and her brothers

Couldn't see her when she walked by

You can't see her walk by.



She don't eat no mashed potatoes,

She don't eat no buttered scones

Stay away from carbohydrates

You're gonna look like skin and bone.



She used to be so cuddly,

She used to be so fat,

But oh what a sin cos she's oh so thin

That she lost all the friends that she had,

She looks like skin and bone



If you look flabby

And you feel overweight,

And you wanna lose a couple of stone,

Take a crash course diet do your daily exercises

And you'll look like skin and bone.



Come on rattle them bones,

Put your hands up to the ceiling,

Bend your hips and touch your toes,

Do your daily exercises,

You're gonna look like skin and bone,



Don't eat no mashed potatoes,

Don't eat no buttered scones

Don't eat no carbohydrates

You're gonna look like skin and bone.

[PAULYBEE2656]

ASK THE TRANSMITTER....
(eat yrself fitter)

WHATS A COMPUTER??????
(eat yrself fitter)

totally 20 odd years ahead of is time that song.......

[PAULYBEE2656]

who is she by the way. sorry, ive had my head stuck u a malnourished horses ass for sometime, at least i didnt get shat* on





*- unofficial past tense of a slang word used in place of the verb "to defecate"

[kingcoffee]

She was really good in Saved. Only thing I ever respected her in. Also it was the only movie I ever saw her in, but I heard about ehr being in silly teen movies. But Saved was really good.

[Richard Pryor on Fire]

How can you hate Mandy Moore? Impossible!

[Rob Instigator]

she sang teeny bop shit. she is ashamed of it. that is HONEST in my book.

[LifeDistortion]

She can make up for it with a nude scene in some hip, ultra-cool indie film. Since she's become a brunette and a serious actress apparantly.

[val-holla-ing]

i'd hit it.
























twice.

[SynthethicalY]

I think she has some acting potential, much better than doing music.

[kingcoffee]

Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

i'd hit it.

twice.

Absolutely. Thrice.

[Everyneurotic]

i like many of her songs!!! i feel betrayed.

[Iain]

Good on her I say. I don't know why but good on her nonetheless.

[atsonicpark]

SHE'S HOT.

[davenotdead]

always liked her better than the other pop whores anyway, as she seemed more genuine and down to earth, this solidifies it.

[amyvega]

mmmmmmmmmmmandy moore.