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Old 04.10.2007, 07:50 AM   #1
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Old 04.10.2007, 07:54 AM   #2
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Rid entire Walmart stores of products. I would eat all their food, and whatever I couldn't eat, I'd bring home. I would then take as many products as possible, steal postage stamps, and mail the products to 3rd world countries.

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Old 04.10.2007, 08:13 AM   #3
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I think I'd just try and steal things I like, to be honest.
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Old 04.10.2007, 08:30 AM   #4
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Rid entire Walmart stores of products. I would eat all their food, and whatever I couldn't eat, I'd bring home. I would then take as many products as possible, steal postage stamps, and mail the products to 3rd world countries.

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Love your idea man.
I would also change Bush administration intellegence reports and do my best to sabotage any war going on (steal weapons from both sides almost as soon as they got made. rendering it impossible to kill anyone. People who then persisted to fight with their hands and so forth would have random objects dropped on them from great heights)
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Old 04.10.2007, 08:43 AM   #5
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Love your idea man.
I would also change Bush administration intellegence reports and do my best to sabotage any war going on (steal weapons from both sides almost as soon as they got made. rendering it impossible to kill anyone. People who then persisted to fight with their hands and so forth would have random objects dropped on them from great heights)

It would be difficult, but good idea. At least try to stall the arm's race of weaponry for a while. If the whole world adopted fist fighting as the only means of war, our tax money would be put into better areas and there would be a much less risk of disaster on both ends.
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Old 04.10.2007, 08:46 AM   #6
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Old 04.10.2007, 08:47 AM   #7
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I hate to rain on your parades guys, but being invisible does not mean that you have access tp every place in the world and to unlimited resources. It's just that people won't see you. But, say, infrared alarms in weapons' storages and such will always detect you. I know, I'm a party crasher.
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Old 04.10.2007, 08:51 AM   #8
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Damn You!

Still ive never understood why we cant fight wars with our fists...
What a bunch of cowardly pussies all our countries are....fight like men! (or at least somewhat masculine women)
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Old 04.10.2007, 08:53 AM   #9
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Old 04.10.2007, 08:54 AM   #10
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Old 04.10.2007, 09:03 AM   #11
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Old 04.10.2007, 09:05 AM   #12
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Eat at a fancy restaurant and leave without ever paying.
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Old 04.10.2007, 09:07 AM   #13
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Eat at a fancy restaurant and leave without ever paying.

Question: How would one go about getting a table at said fancy restaurant when one is invisible?
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Old 04.10.2007, 09:08 AM   #14
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i would PERV!

and also pinch people bums, throw things at people, make like a poltergeist etc...

just silly stuff, i'm too selfish to use my power for good
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Old 04.10.2007, 09:08 AM   #15
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Question: How would one go about getting a table at said fancy restaurant when one is invisible?


Who ever said I would get a table.
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Old 04.10.2007, 09:10 AM   #16
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Who ever said I would get a table.

I suppose your point is suffice but I still don't understand why you wouldn't just say something like "I'd go in back of a fancy restaurant and eat a bunch of food."

Saying that, you see, implies that you aren't paying. It's a much simpler statement.
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Old 04.10.2007, 09:12 AM   #17
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Old 04.10.2007, 09:15 AM   #18
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Old 04.10.2007, 09:19 AM   #19
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That's the sweetest super-creepy thing a guy could hear.

You're welcome, darling.
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