12.12.2007, 11:54 AM | #1 |
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as discussed before, here it is as we throw down.
the man once known as cheeto55 instigates better than any man alive make you a salad of lettuce and endive so floatingslowly's turds take a toilet dive cleaning out his colon via gastric bypass geriatric tubing makes floating pass gas can't control his anus, rhymes suck like john stamos can't compete with me cuz I am the most famous The Instigator devastator, anti-bush demonstrator leaves tips for the waiter, not a cheap perpetrator does not sport boots of ostrich or gator leaves his lady all sore, he's a deep penetrator so what you gonna bring to this battle floatingslowly? I'm the rap Baloo to your hip-hop Mowgli teaching you the ropes from the high to the lowly leave your brain baked like a spinach stromboli
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12.12.2007, 12:37 PM | #2 |
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where you AT flowtingslowly! this took me just under 5 minutes come on!
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12.12.2007, 12:39 PM | #3 |
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he has no electricity, man.
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12.12.2007, 12:41 PM | #4 |
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crank that generator !
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12.12.2007, 01:12 PM | #6 |
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this one goes out to my North Side homies:
you gots to chill like EPMD said rhymes won't flow with a frozen head I've had no power no shower and trees dropping like bombs but when I bring it back full-strength you'll cry to yr moms you'll say: boo hoo hoo it's floatingslowly he took me to rap school like I was a lowly SCRUB wallowing in yr own rhyme shit you can't bring the joint when you've got no hit just quit. [here comes the bridge] shit's real messed up now, I ain't a liar even fuckin' cavemen had themselves a fire [burnin' down di walls a babylon] but when the ice thaws and I'm not living like cattle I'll drop something better (we can have a real rap battle). |
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12.12.2007, 01:16 PM | #7 |
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I should have waited a few weeks to call to the carpet.
that sucked. |
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12.12.2007, 01:59 PM | #8 |
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I liked it!
loved the bridge I called you Mowgli
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cheeto55? sounds like old ass snack food stay out the rap game, you'll get smacked dude like some chick working tricks on the corner did you hear someone clapping? it's yr only funeral mourner he says "oh no! it's rob they're going to bury" someone showed up the instigator and he lost his rap cherry it was slowly floating down the stream when yr rhyme hymen busted we all heard you scream: "ouch! ouch! but don't stop though!" I think you like being made my ho. |
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12.12.2007, 02:15 PM | #10 |
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homedude cant even pay his electric bill
that's not next level |
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12.12.2007, 02:27 PM | #11 |
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with shit slurry dippin'
poop chute slippin' Jenkem bottle yr grippin' sniff it up and start trippin' headed for a rap sarcoma Frozen up in Oklahoma too much Okie Noodlin' gives you bad catfish trauma Yr tornado alley schemes and wack rhyme routines old and played like Brylcreem are far less than they seem With mad-vision like the Hubble I deduce yr rhyme troubles One hit wonder like the Buggles soft as a bear selling Snuggle On and On and On got the dope routines Light up the glass bong, don't use no screens beat you down for a song, got the ways and means you best head to the john, 'fore yr shit hits yr jeans.
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12.12.2007, 02:35 PM | #12 |
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hahahaha
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12.13.2007, 08:29 PM | #13 |
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Rob-2
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just stop. [[in about 4 seconds, a teacher will begin to speak.]] rob posted it on myspace. I mean cryspace. emo shit that's all "hey look at my face!" put it out in a new years bulletin. might as well try and put a bullet in...my back. cheeba cheeba cheeto lay off the crack. you sent it out like it was auld lang syne cryptographic holograms and gang signs. [[[I opened it and read it. it said they were suckers]]] now my name's dripping off the lips of yr e-list gangstas. crew of wanksters faked funk pranksters. drankin' purple juice backward-masked dub. subliminal floatingslowly thanks for showing love. (even though yr talking shit like this was east vs. west. my name's a fucking killing word. you don't wanna come test.) |
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It took you almost a month to come up with that?
And a DUNE reference, for god's sake? So sad. |
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sometimes I hate my mac.
I can't type on this lil' ass keyboard. I should blog about it. Quote:
yeah, it's been a rough month. |
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01.05.2008, 05:27 PM | #18 |
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As I sits taking hits
tryin' to shake off the fits and the football pundits talk 'bout playoff shit with the bytes and the bits as floatingslowly admits his rhyme mind be shaky like his rhyme themes be flakey your hip hop permits I'll be forced to remit you smell rap's doodoo pit I'll lick hip hop's sweet tit fingernut her wet slit go balls deep bit by bit spread the word, ain't you heard? floatingslow gets the bird! and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.......
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01.05.2008, 09:46 PM | #19 |
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get the bird?
who made you colonel? better quit or I'll use yr brain as a urinal. filling up yr head while I relieve my bladder yr eye's are getting yellow, cheeto, what's the matter? is it 'cuz my kung fu rap kicked yr rhymescheme in the nuts? is it 'cuz yr too busy thinking about those bouncing butts? dude, booty rap died in.... '97 stop trying to bring it back this ain't pimp daddy heaven. it's hell and yr in it. you might as well concede yr never going to win it. |
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Isn't this a Doctor Octagon song?
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