[EyeballGrowth]

Also what was the sneakiest thing you ever got away with?

Most embarrassing I'd have to say was a class report I did on magic tricks in the 8th grade. All my tricks worked flawlessly till I did the thing where you balance the eggs on the toilet paper tubes above the glasses of water and use the broom to knock out the tubes so the eggs fall into the glasses. Oh the humiliation, on my knees in front of the whole class cleaning egg and water off the floor.

Sneakiest thing. I broke a huge expensive window in the boathouse of my summercamp, and the second I heard it shatter I just ran into the woods like lightning and like ninja'ed my way back to the camp like nothing had ever happened.

[foxforce5]

This one time I popped out of my mom's, well, you know.
Plus there were a bunch of people watching and I was completly naked and dirty and yelling about shit. I must have been blacking out because I don't remember any of it.

[ploesj]

telling my whole school i was going to be a werewolf. (i wassix years old or so)

[evollove]

Once when I was, like 3 or 4, my family and I were at a party. I had to shit, and went in the bathroom, but, for some reason, thought closing the door was optional, like at home. People would walk by, give me strange looks, and I was wondering what was so wrong. Something in my hair? Eventually, my mother, totally pissed, came and closed the door.

[LittlePuppetBoy]

Having my pants rip open (my back was turned and I was bending down) in front of my class sometime in grade 2 or 3.

To make things worse, I for some reason decided not to wear underpants that day.

[king_buzzo]

as i said already

shat my pants, but the shit went down my pants and it fell on the floor, teacher stepped in it.

yeah those were rad days.

i was in a video as well, but thats not emberassing thats awesome

[ondskan]

I told the whole school that my father knows James Bond. That was like seven years ago.

[EyeballGrowth]

Originally Posted by foxforce5

This one time I popped out of my mom's, well, you know.
Plus there were a bunch of people watching and I was completly naked and dirty and yelling about shit. I must have been blacking out because I don't remember any of it.

Wait a minute, what now?, were you being born at the time?


Uggh I was in a video also, in my karate outfit, with retarded 80's music in the background, looking like a total lameass spaz, I think I had a rat tail too.

[EyeballGrowth]

Originally Posted by ploesj

telling my whole school i was going to be a werewolf. (i wassix years old or so)

That is awesome

[fishmonkey]

Originally Posted by ondskan

I told the whole school that my father knows James Bond. That was like seven years ago.

James Blonde remembers a kid telling the whole school that their father knows James Blonde.

[ploesj]

Originally Posted by EyeballGrowth

That is awesome

i was going to be a vegetarian one though.

[PAULYBEE2656]

i invented nerdism in school. circa 1984. ive been living off the patent ever since!

[ploesj]

Originally Posted by PAULYBEE2656

i invented nerdism in school. circa 1984. ive been living off the patent ever since!

i wouldn't say that's humiliating if you still live from it..

[lalie]

I was in my mother's arms and she was chatting with a friend.
Suddenly I slapped him across the face quite hard.
My mum was terribly embarrassed. The man was cool, he just laughed and said "she's right, I really look like a bloody old fossil!"
Don't know what I had in mind really, the man was super sweet and I was a very gentle and quiet child.
I never slapped anyone after that in my whole life. Crazy.

[Danny Himself]

Running and hugging the wrong mom in the schoolyard after my first day of school.

[lalie]

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Running and hugging the wrong mom in the schoolyard after my first day of school.

Funny! School really perturbed you I guess.

[Danny Himself]

I can remember being like 'huh?', because the lady really looked like my mother.

[_slavo_]

I got this weird stomach infection involving terrible diarrhea and stuff when I was like 10 and had to spend a week in a hospital. And one day over there, I had rather bad time management running into toilet and shit myself on the halfway. So I ran back into my room and spend awful hour and a half thinking about how to tell this to the nurse without dying of embarassment. So I just covered myself with a blanket, opened the windows to loose the smell and called for the (rather beautiful) nurse. When she came in, she realized the smell, so she just turned around and came back 10 minutes later with a new pair of pyjamas.

I managed that without a word. It was embarassing as hell.

[lucyrulesok]

I've on various occasions confused strangers for my parents. It's horrible.

[jon boy]

there are so many i dont know where to begin. probably wetting myself at school or something. thank god my big sister was there to stop anyone picking on me.