Sex is out

03.21.2007, 12:32 PM

I've had enough of it and the constant and nauseating talk that surrounds it.
I'll stick to the strict aesthetics of a monk for the forseeable future. Goodbye cocks.

!@#$%! · 03.21.2007, 12:34 PM

i knew belle and sebastian would destroy your soul

Trasher02 · 03.21.2007, 12:34 PM

Since when are you this asexual?
I wonder how long you will hold on, tough assignment.

screamingskull · 03.21.2007, 12:34 PM

I pulled up behind a Cadillac;
We were waiting for the light;
And I took a look at his license plate-
It said, "Just Ice."
Is justice just ice?
Governed by greed and lust?
Just the strong doing what they can
And the weak suffering what they must?
And the gas leaks
And the oil spills
And sex sells everything
And sex kills ...
Sex kills ...

Doctors' pills give you brand new ills
And the bills bury you like an avalanche
And lawyers haven't been this popular
Since Robespierre slaughtered half of France!
And Indian chiefs with their old beliefs know
The balance is undone-crazy ions-
You can feel it out in traffic;
Everyone hates everyone!
And the gas leaks
And the oil spills
And sex sells everything
And sex kills ...
Sex kills ...

All these jackoffs at the office
The rapist in the pool
Oh and the tragedies in the nurseries-
Little kids packin' guns to school
The ulcerated ozone
These tumors of the skin-
This hostile sun beating down on
This massive mess we're in!
And the gas leaks
And the oil spills
And sex sells everything
And sex kills ...
Sex kills ...
Sex kills ...
Sex kills ...
Sex kills ...

Cantankerous · 03.21.2007, 12:35 PM

no way. forget it. i know your game.

03.21.2007, 12:36 PM

You won't lead me into temptation, no matter what. Images of filth will be swept off by the purity of my soul.

!@#$%! · 03.21.2007, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

You won't lead me into temptation, no matter what. Images of filth will be swept off by the purity of my soul.

whatever you do, do NOT think of russel crowe.

Cantankerous · 03.21.2007, 12:45 PM

he's gross. he has googly eyes.

03.21.2007, 12:46 PM

I'll walk through the crowds with my soul intact.

!@#$%! · 03.21.2007, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

he's gross. he has googly eyes.

he's worse than that but seeing as how everyone has different tastes porky happens to be hot for him, if my memory hasn't failed me.

screamingskull · 03.21.2007, 12:51 PM

Mmmm, Russel Crowe is dull dull dull. Now someone like River or Joaquin phoenix is so beautiful that i just want to cry.

oh my god.

!@#$%! · 03.21.2007, 12:54 PM

porks doesn't like them girly boys. he's into the macho hairy type. (i think...)

jon boy · 03.21.2007, 12:55 PM

jesus i havnt had sex in something like 2 seconds and already i am starting to feel the need again.

Cantankerous · 03.21.2007, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

porks doesn't like them girly boys. he's into the macho hairy type. (i think...)

bears?

screamingskull · 03.21.2007, 12:55 PM

he's so lovely.

atari 2600 · 03.21.2007, 12:55 PM

another empty promise from the randy pig

screamingskull · 03.21.2007, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

bears?

ha ha ha, at least he's a nice person, thats more than you can say for Russel Crowe

Washing Machine · 03.21.2007, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy

jesus i havnt had sex in something like 2 seconds and already i am starting to feel the need again.

So you finish having Sex and come and talk to us?

Something is strange there! aren't message boards suppose to be for people who aren't getting any?

jon boy · 03.21.2007, 01:03 PM

normally i like getting it when i am actually on here. it does make typing somewhat difficult but i have managed to figure it out quite well.

shit unless i am getting blowjob'd unconcious everynight then i am just not happy.

!@#$%! · 03.21.2007, 01:06 PM

i guess inflatable dolls don't need personal attention

but that keyboard's gotta be nast, though

03.21.2007, 12:32 PM	#1
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	I've had enough of it and the constant and nauseating talk that surrounds it. I'll stick to the strict aesthetics of a monk for the forseeable future. Goodbye cocks.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

03.21.2007, 12:34 PM	#2
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	i knew belle and sebastian would destroy your soul
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

03.21.2007, 12:34 PM	#3
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Since when are you this asexual? I wonder how long you will hold on, tough assignment. __________________ 666
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

03.21.2007, 12:34 PM	#4
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	I pulled up behind a Cadillac; We were waiting for the light; And I took a look at his license plate- It said, "Just Ice." Is justice just ice? Governed by greed and lust? Just the strong doing what they can And the weak suffering what they must? And the gas leaks And the oil spills And sex sells everything And sex kills ... Sex kills ... Doctors' pills give you brand new ills And the bills bury you like an avalanche And lawyers haven't been this popular Since Robespierre slaughtered half of France! And Indian chiefs with their old beliefs know The balance is undone-crazy ions- You can feel it out in traffic; Everyone hates everyone! And the gas leaks And the oil spills And sex sells everything And sex kills ... Sex kills ... All these jackoffs at the office The rapist in the pool Oh and the tragedies in the nurseries- Little kids packin' guns to school The ulcerated ozone These tumors of the skin- This hostile sun beating down on This massive mess we're in! And the gas leaks And the oil spills And sex sells everything And sex kills ... Sex kills ... Sex kills ... Sex kills ... Sex kills ...
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

03.21.2007, 12:35 PM	#5
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	no way. forget it. i know your game. __________________ RETIRED
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

03.21.2007, 12:36 PM	#6
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	You won't lead me into temptation, no matter what. Images of filth will be swept off by the purity of my soul.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

03.21.2007, 12:45 PM	#8
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	he's gross. he has googly eyes. __________________ RETIRED
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

03.21.2007, 12:46 PM	#9
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	I'll walk through the crowds with my soul intact.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

03.21.2007, 12:51 PM	#11
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	Mmmm, Russel Crowe is dull dull dull. Now someone like River or Joaquin phoenix is so beautiful that i just want to cry. oh my god.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

03.21.2007, 12:54 PM	#12
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	porks doesn't like them girly boys. he's into the macho hairy type. (i think...)
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

03.21.2007, 12:55 PM	#13
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	jesus i havnt had sex in something like 2 seconds and already i am starting to feel the need again. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

03.21.2007, 12:55 PM	#16
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	another empty promise from the randy pig
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

03.21.2007, 01:03 PM	#19
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	normally i like getting it when i am actually on here. it does make typing somewhat difficult but i have managed to figure it out quite well. shit unless i am getting blowjob'd unconcious everynight then i am just not happy. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

03.21.2007, 01:06 PM	#20
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	i guess inflatable dolls don't need personal attention but that keyboard's gotta be nast, though
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|