The board's server is running horribly slow and...

!@#$%! · 02.03.2008, 10:19 PM

...can you please "report" this thread? So that someone can fix the server.

I shudder at the thought of my workday without the easy escapism this board provides.

I thought of reporting my own post, but that's not possible, so... thanks in advance for ratting me out to the authorities.

the ikara cult · 02.03.2008, 10:26 PM

im glad thats a general problem, the boards been loading slowly the last week or so

gmku · 02.03.2008, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

...can you please "report" this thread? So that someone can fix the server.

I shudder at the thought of my workday without the easy escapism this board provides.

I thought of reporting my own post, but that's not possible, so... thanks in advance for ratting me out to the authorities.

Oh... I don't know. Could we discuss and debate this for 50 posts or so, first?

!@#$%! · 02.03.2008, 10:35 PM

i blame my 15,000,000,000,000,000 useless posts for cluttering the database.

i only noticed this morning. first i attributed it to my hangover, then to my internet connection; and after an amusing session with youtube i figured it was the server that's cracking under the pressure.

anyway i can't stand the slowness, and i've been waiting to post answers in various threads, but at this rate it's like dialup so... i'll come back tomorrow, hopefully not to find myself banned for misusing the "report bad post" tool (i "reported" ikara cult for speaking the truth-- ha).

yeah hm anyway. thanks. bye.

EMMAh · 02.03.2008, 11:39 PM

Yeah, I thought it was just my computer being an ass.

m1rr0r dash · 02.03.2008, 11:39 PM

✌➬ · 02.04.2008, 01:00 AM

It will take a minute to post this post.

terminal pharmacy · 02.04.2008, 04:05 AM

indeed it is running slower......

nicfit · 02.04.2008, 04:48 AM

THIS

IS

BORING

AND

ANNOYING

uff....

ZEROpumpkins · 02.04.2008, 04:49 AM

Thurston is downloading porn on Chris' computer again.

!@#$%! · 02.04.2008, 04:57 AM

report me! come on!

use the little red triangle under my first post:

<--------------- the one that looks like that.

it sez "ONLY to report spam etc etc" but i figure our anarchist lords shouldn't mind the temporary hijacking-- or so i'm willing to hipothesize.

so -- come on -- denounce me!

_slavo_ · 02.04.2008, 05:02 AM

Even my laugh is slow now.

Tokolosh · 02.04.2008, 05:08 AM

It's not the server. It's your new mac.

m1rr0r dash · 02.04.2008, 07:58 AM

when my brother and i first saw this:

...we totally wanted to spam it with stuff like, "dude, i just saw this cute chick's panties when she bent over to pick up her purse." or "i just saw the coolest band at the knitting factory, you should check it out..." we were afraid that someone would see us and say something though.

!@#$%! · 02.04.2008, 08:07 AM

m1rr0r dash · 02.04.2008, 08:41 AM

floatingslowly · 02.04.2008, 09:43 AM

I suspect that somehow the chinese are involved.

floatingslowly · 02.04.2008, 10:02 AM

oh, the fucking tedium!

where are the server-monkeys when you need them?

nicfit · 02.04.2008, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nefeli

they know, they ll fix it.

goodnight and goodmorning in case i dont see you ///fast enough.
happy birthday, happy easter too.
--nicfit's slow motion thread i blame now. i m picturing gross stuff in slow motion.

Well well, can't blame me for the images in your mind, lady.

floatingslowly · 02.04.2008, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nefeli

i m picturing gross stuff in slow motion.

that is SO HOT.

Nef, yr the weirdest girl ever. <3

I have no higher compliment to give.

02.03.2008, 10:19 PM	#1
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,560	...can you please "report" this thread? So that someone can fix the server. I shudder at the thought of my workday without the easy escapism this board provides. I thought of reporting my own post, but that's not possible, so... thanks in advance for ratting me out to the authorities.
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02.03.2008, 10:26 PM	#2
the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	im glad thats a general problem, the boards been loading slowly the last week or so __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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02.03.2008, 10:35 PM	#4
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,560	i blame my 15,000,000,000,000,000 useless posts for cluttering the database. i only noticed this morning. first i attributed it to my hangover, then to my internet connection; and after an amusing session with youtube i figured it was the server that's cracking under the pressure. anyway i can't stand the slowness, and i've been waiting to post answers in various threads, but at this rate it's like dialup so... i'll come back tomorrow, hopefully not to find myself banned for misusing the "report bad post" tool (i "reported" ikara cult for speaking the truth-- ha). yeah hm anyway. thanks. bye.
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EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	Yeah, I thought it was just my computer being an ass. __________________
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terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	indeed it is running slower......
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ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Thurston is downloading porn on Chris' computer again. __________________
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02.04.2008, 04:57 AM	#11
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,560	report me! come on! use the little red triangle under my first post: <--------------- the one that looks like that. it sez "ONLY to report spam etc etc" but i figure our anarchist lords shouldn't mind the temporary hijacking-- or so i'm willing to hipothesize. so -- come on -- denounce me!
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02.04.2008, 05:02 AM	#12
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,904	Even my laugh is slow now. __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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02.04.2008, 05:08 AM	#13
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	It's not the server. It's your new mac.
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02.04.2008, 07:58 AM	#14
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	when my brother and i first saw this: ...we totally wanted to spam it with stuff like, "dude, i just saw this cute chick's panties when she bent over to pick up her purse." or "i just saw the coolest band at the knitting factory, you should check it out..." we were afraid that someone would see us and say something though. __________________
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,560
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I suspect that somehow the chinese are involved.
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02.04.2008, 10:02 AM	#18
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	oh, the fucking tedium! where are the server-monkeys when you need them?
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