The official "I Hate Glastonbury" thread

MellySingsDoom · 06.28.2008, 06:56 PM

Anyone up for murdering any or all of the fuckwits who are at Glastonbury?

Cantankerous · 06.28.2008, 06:57 PM

let's do it

not anton though. he would want to help.

pbradley · 06.28.2008, 07:00 PM

What's fuckwitty about Glastonbury people?

(this is curiosity, not disagreement. I have little knowledge of the festival.)

MellySingsDoom · 06.28.2008, 07:01 PM

OK, Cantanky, take this baseball bat and let's go!

Oh, for fuck's sake, Tim Westwood's on TV at Glastonbury. Arrghh!

Cantankerous · 06.28.2008, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

OK, Cantanky, take this baseball bat and let's go!

Oh, for fuck's sake, Tim Westwood's on TV at Glastonbury. Arrghh!

i don't need no baseball bat
i'll kill them all with my bare hands (BEAR hands more like...i'm sure youre all familiar with the "she had man hands" episode of seinfeld)

This Is Not Here · 06.28.2008, 07:06 PM

I would like to wipe out the town of Glastonbury before we get to work on the festival. I went there recently, and I must proclaim it is quite simply the worst place I have ever set foot (and I've been to Delhi).

demonrail666 · 06.28.2008, 07:06 PM

Yeah, haven't they got a black headlining this year? Well wrong that is. Like having Slowdive appear on fuckin Soul Train.

MellySingsDoom · 06.28.2008, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Yeah, haven't they got a black headlining this year? Well wrong that is. Like having Slowdive appear on fuckin Soul Train.

I know what you mean - surely Glastonbury should be a BNP-fest? (Up next - Death In June more songs about bumsex with Nazis).

pbradley · 06.28.2008, 07:14 PM

Thank you for answering my question.

demonrail666 · 06.28.2008, 07:15 PM

I mean integration is a fine thing, but not when it involves black people at Glastonbury. I mean a line has to be drawn somewhere, surely.

MellySingsDoom · 06.28.2008, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

I mean integration is a fine thing, but not when it involves black people at Glastonbury. I mean a line has to be drawn somewhere, surely.

Arf, arf and thrice arf.

Up next on the Pyramid stage, Newham Generals with their new song, "We Hate The Bluefoots".

Everyneurotic · 06.28.2008, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

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i'll kill them all with my bare hands (BEAR hands more like...i'm sure youre all familiar with the "she had man hands" episode of seinfeld)

i'm familiar with the fairly oddparents...but good one anyway.

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i didn't even know glastonbury was still happening, the poser sector here has officially traded glastonbuttfuckey for coacehlla as the place to look fashionable and not listen to bands.

demonrail666 · 06.28.2008, 08:37 PM

What starts as an innocent excercise in tolerance inevitably ends with this:

Toilet & Bowels · 06.28.2008, 08:48 PM

kill them all

terminal pharmacy · 06.28.2008, 11:31 PM

just leave any french lighting guys alive, one of them is my close friend

06.29.2008, 08:21 AM

I want everything and everyone to be covered in mud, starting from whoever is playing.

demonrail666 · 06.29.2008, 09:21 AM

...And for the umpteenth time of asking, "WHO IS THAT IN YOUR AVATAR" Sarramkrop.

06.29.2008, 09:28 AM

les rallizes denudes

demonrail666 · 06.29.2008, 09:29 AM

Thank you!

06.29.2008, 09:29 AM

did you ask me before?

06.28.2008, 06:56 PM	#1
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	OK, Cantanky, take this baseball bat and let's go! Oh, for fuck's sake, Tim Westwood's on TV at Glastonbury. Arrghh! __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	I would like to wipe out the town of Glastonbury before we get to work on the festival. I went there recently, and I must proclaim it is quite simply the worst place I have ever set foot (and I've been to Delhi). __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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06.28.2008, 07:06 PM	#7
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Yeah, haven't they got a black headlining this year? Well wrong that is. Like having Slowdive appear on fuckin Soul Train.
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06.28.2008, 07:14 PM	#9
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Thank you for answering my question.
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06.28.2008, 07:15 PM	#10
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	I mean integration is a fine thing, but not when it involves black people at Glastonbury. I mean a line has to be drawn somewhere, surely.
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06.28.2008, 08:37 PM	#13
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	What starts as an innocent excercise in tolerance inevitably ends with this:
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06.28.2008, 08:48 PM	#14
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,318	kill them all
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06.28.2008, 11:31 PM	#15
terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	just leave any french lighting guys alive, one of them is my close friend
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06.29.2008, 08:21 AM	#16
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	I want everything and everyone to be covered in mud, starting from whoever is playing.
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06.29.2008, 09:21 AM	#17
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	...And for the umpteenth time of asking, "WHO IS THAT IN YOUR AVATAR" Sarramkrop.
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06.29.2008, 09:28 AM	#18
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	les rallizes denudes
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06.29.2008, 09:29 AM	#19
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Thank you!
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