[ALIEN ANAL]

very big night last night that i dont remember

me and some friends went to see DJ Shadow at this club in perth
before we left i had already taken half an E, 1/4 of a xanax and a line of speed
then i got there and had the other hallf of my pill and 2/3rds of the xanax and a few beers........

next thing i wake up at my house, i have a bunch of random prescription pills in my pocket, a girls number on paper and my mobile phone missing and i dont remember a single thing from that night (except what i told you of course)

weird night

[m1rr0r dash]

call me, i'll tell you.

[terminal pharmacy]

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[ALIEN ANAL]

what?

[MellySingsDoom]

You took Ecstasy and speed together?

Hmm. I think I have the answer to your predicament.

The E made you want to call everyone you know to tell them how much you love them. The speed made you want to see the aforementioned people and punch them in the face. Confused, you decided to take the only course of action possible - you ate your phone.

[ALIEN ANAL]

haha, that explains my stomach ache
thanks melly

[sobriquet]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

next thing i wake up at my house, i have a bunch of random prescription pills in my pocket, a girls number on paper and my mobile phone missing and i dont remember a single thing from that night (except what i told you of course)

weird night

Your life sounds like a poorly directed voguish music video. As for your phone, have you checked your anus?

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

You took Ecstasy and speed together?

Hmm. I think I have the answer to your predicament.

The E made you want to call everyone you know to tell them how much you love them. The speed made you want to see the aforementioned people and punch them in the face. Confused, you decided to take the only course of action possible - you ate your phone.

ha ha ha melly--

where have you been?

welcome back-- priceless post

[ALIEN ANAL]

Originally Posted by sobriquet

Your life sounds like a poorly directed voguish music video. As for your phone, have you checked your anus?

a voguish music video? what do you mean?

[davenotdead]

at least u were smart enough to get the girl's # on paper...

[ALIEN ANAL]

haha i dont think i even asked for it
stud or what :P

[davenotdead]

u probably asked her to write it on yr ass, and she was kind enough to decline and just write it on paper

[ALIEN ANAL]

haha yeh who knows
its frustrating having a whole night gone from my memory

i remember at one stage in the toilets me and my mate were tapping on the cubicle doors making this groovey beat and then security told us off

then when we were washing our hands people came up to us and said it sounded rad

[nicfit]

maybe you sent it to me as a present ?

[Phlegmscope]

Somehow you still remember the exact amount of drugs you took.

pfft.

[ALIEN ANAL]

Originally Posted by Phlegmscope

Somehow you still remember the exact amount of drugs you took.

pfft.

yeh and like i still remembered i went to a gig and i still remembered i was at my friends house before went out

pfft.

[floatingslowly]

one of the new iPhone apps is a kill_switch.

if yr phone gets jacked you can brick it.