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If two trains leave the same station at the same time, but one is carrying passengers and the other isn't, and one (let's call it Dave) is blue and the other (Bob?) is green, and Dave is travelling at 120 mph while Bob is travelling at 130 kph, and Dave and Bob both have an agenda, and Bob overtakes Dave after two miles, but Dave overtakes Bob after ten beers, and then Bob gets drunkenly aggressive but isn't drunk enough to actually do anything about it, but Dave notices Bob's feeling aggressive and taunts him into acting on his aggressive feelings, but Bob is by this time feeling maudlin drunk and so starts sobbing and sucking his thumb, and Dave now feels really bad for trying to get Bob to hit him, but not bad enough to stop him sniggering behind Bob's back because he's crying like a girl, then Bob notices Dave's sniggering, and the aggressive feelings return, but Dave is now also feeling aggressive and Bob knows that Dave would batter him in a fight, then Dave starts feeling maudlin, then Bob starts to feel really bad for feeling aggressive towards Dave, but not bad enough to stop him sniggering behind Dave's back because he is now crying like a girl, but Dave notices that Bob's sniggering behind his back, and does indeed batter him.
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Two words to explain Pookie's hiatus:
Head Injury |
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7 cubits per fortnight, or the trains would arrive before they had left.
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Why do people always want to talk to me, when all I want to do is dance?
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what makes you think we're not dancing?
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How can I get my quiff to stay erect, even in intense, driving rain?
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bring the lobster along for the duration of the promenade.
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Which of the two trains is carrying passengers?
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OK.
It's because you spell it "flavour." |
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Cunt the wank off with your prickish wankery of spell-cuntestry, you shitblanket. It's because they make the fucking packets with foil now, like a bunch of cunts. Fucking monster munch, remember when they had flavours like 'good' and 'enjoyable' rather than 'AIDS' and 'deplorable'?
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Rhetorist's heaven.
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Why are people so scared of somebody sitting next to them, they sit in the aisle seat on trains so you have to ask them to let you through so you can sit down?
And then they huff and sigh and take forever doing it. This is not a rhetorical question. |
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I don't think they are scared, just frustrated with life in general that the want a moment of peace but have to move in order to accommodate yet another nameless person that day. I see this occur after normal job hours, people just want to be home and take their shoes off.
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But I get the train that goes to London Waterloo, so everybody knows that the train is going to fill right up and people will want to sit down.
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Is the answer to this question no?
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if a pookie carrying an almost brimming cup of tea walks down the stairs does he spill it?
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