[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

I used to have a royal connection, a wholesale headshop who gave us anything we wanted individually, free pipes included, and perfect cut-to-fit down stems. We were smoking in straight luxury.

needless to say I amassed a sizeable collection of various size bongs over the years, and so I had not needed to go headshopping for a long time. Well last week the last one broke, and so I went to a friendly place nearby to get something new, and it was rather refreshing. got a decent one and half footer.

plus my lil sister got to buy her first bong ever.

she went with the classic zong:

 

anyone else make any recent and satisfying purchases at the head shop?

[ni'k]

i dont smoke it anymore, but when i used to the nearest headshop was one side head the other side porno. used to be fun to go into it and watch the customers. it was always the slick suited businessmen buying tranny porn. they never bought anything else. it was like you had to be a rich christian to buy it.

[demonrail666]

Porn shops are great. like utopian mini-societies. Everyone getting along, respecting each others differences, no pushing or shoving, respecting one another's personal space. Great stuff. The world could learn a lot from a porn shop.

[ni'k]

you might be onto something there.

if we had a total pornofic blitz and every manmade surface of the earth was pornified it might like stop people from trying so hard, drop all the bullshit.

[demonrail666]

Exactly. Get Bush and Osama browsing through the racks together and I'm sure things'd end up just fine. Seriously, never seen anything bad happen in a porn shop ever.

[ni'k]

bush - "hey..." (giggles)
osama - "hi there mr. george."
bush - "so, wot u in2?"
osama - "mutual sucking/wanking"
bush - "i always knew you terrarists were wimps, let's just say that towel's gonna come in handy - i'm thinkin' fists here mr. brownie man. you in?"

[ni'k]

seven rectal prolapses later and the world is at peace.

[demonrail666]

This really could be a solution you know.

"All way are saying, is give porn a chance."

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

for y'all non smokin ass bitches...

yeah, you all pussy ass, cake ass, punk ass, trick ass, sucka ass, fuck ass ky jelly packin ass, y'all better get yr bitch ass up off the street, you got about five seconds to get yr hatin ass up outa here cuz its some trill ass niggaz in this mutha fucker..

yeah, y'all dont know the mutha fuckin scope,
y'all non snorters
non smokers
non sippaz get the fuck up outa here bitch!

nigga, this is some sippin ass pourin up ass smokin ass
gettin high ass niggas....

and we aint playin with you...

now pour it up

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

for y'all non smokin ass bitches...

i thought that your thread had to do with this:

http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showpos...2&postcount=15

unfortunately, it doesn't!

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i thought that your thread had to do with this:

http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showpos...2&postcount=15

unfortunately, it's doesn't!

took you twenty three minutes to come up with that one did it?


keep killin that reefa sendin me straight to heavin

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

took you twenty three minutes to come up with that one did it?

no, more like 23 seconds. i just held it back until i saw something dumb that called for it. that's what took 23 minutes.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

no, more like 23 seconds. i just held it back until i saw something dumb that called for it. that's what took 23 minutes.

so let me get this straight, you have been harboring that bullshit since

 

06.22.2008, 11:36 PM, just waiting to pounce on the opportunity?

"Diyaqon-

This is the order of our Fathers the Apostles, Let None Keep in his heart malice or revenge or envy or hatred towards his neighbor, or towards any other body."

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

so let me get this straight, you have been harboring that bullshit since

 

06.22.2008, 11:36 PM, just waiting to pounce on the opportunity?

"Diyaqon-

This is the order of our Fathers the Apostles, Let None Keep in his heart malice or revenge or envy or hatred towards his neighbor, or towards any other body."

no no-- for those of us who have the faculty of memory, these associations appear in an instant. there's not need to "harbor" what the mind simply retains, day in, day out.

so your title provoked the chuckle, but it wasn't until i read your pothead verses that i felt compelled to post.

[biffbot]

it's so cute when you guys fight.

[PAULYBEE2656]

that technoviking is brilliant! im amazed i like it but i do!

whats the point in bongs and shit.. its all wasting good weed... im silly tho, i cant smoke bongs or pipes or anything like that.. it screws up my throat and lungs and my general head area.. give me 3 blue rizlas and a marlboro light and ill do wonders tho!

[gmku]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

no no-- for those of us who have the faculty of memory, these associations appear in an instant. there's not need to "harbor" what the mind simply retains, day in, day out.

Ha ha. Perfect.

[fugazifan]

i hate bongs. it makes smoking almost completely unbearable.

[Toilet & Bowels]

i think bongs are more about signifying the owner's dedication to smoking than anything to do with having fun

[biffbot]

don't be so sure, Ferdinand.