man cuts off own penis, throws it at cops

king_buzzo · 06.09.2006, 03:36 PM

Man in insane fit, cuts off penis, throws it at police officers.

In the Northwest side of Chicago Wednesday morning, March 15 2006, police were summoned to a naked man smashing car windows and breaking into a house. About a half dozen police officers responded and were confronted by Jakub Fik, 33 years-old, naked and bleeding.

Fik began throwing knives at the police officers and…his penis. He ran back into the empty house and grabbed more knives at which time the police then tasered Fik. The police then summoned paramedics who took Fik to Northwestern Memorial Hospital where they proceeded to reattach Fik’s penis. Paramedic stated that Fik explained to them that he was distraught about problems he was having with his girlfriend who was still living in Poland.

Fik was charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property. "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District who taserd Fik. Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital successfully reattached his penis, which was placed on ice. Associate Professor of Urology of the University of Chicago said that severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works as long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours.

pretty funny

king_buzzo · 06.09.2006, 03:40 PM

i know

Trasher02 · 06.09.2006, 03:41 PM

That's... quite painfull.
looks like he rather ripped his penis of! haha get it??? rather ripped. eheh...
OK enough lame-ass jokes...

Inhuman · 06.09.2006, 03:43 PM

I heard this one about this guy with a fetish, and he stuck a raw spaghetti strip up his penis, and it snapped inside, and he never did anything about it anid he ended up dying

aaannnnddd You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Trasher02 again.

Trasher02 · 06.09.2006, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Inhuman

I heard this one about this guy with a fetish, and he stuck a raw spaghetti strip up his penis, and it snapped inside, and he never did anything about it anid he ended up dying

Disturbing...

king_buzzo · 06.09.2006, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Inhuman

I heard this one about this guy with a fetish, and he stuck a raw spaghetti strip up his penis, and it snapped inside, and he never did anything about it anid he ended up dying

o rly? heard about a man who got a dildo up his dick by a girl?

Trasher02 · 06.09.2006, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

o rly? heard about a man who got a dildo up his dick by a girl?

I've actually seen that one on the internet.

king_buzzo · 06.09.2006, 03:51 PM

its sick right? i think the guy died from it?

Trasher02 · 06.09.2006, 03:55 PM

Nope, he actually seemed to enjoy it...
Anyway it was fucking disturbing but if you wanna see it i think it's on onzin.nl
You were from Holland right?

king_buzzo · 06.09.2006, 03:58 PM

yeah i live in holland. that site is just random.

jon boy · 06.09.2006, 04:06 PM

chicago is full of nutbags.

hey alex · 06.09.2006, 04:06 PM

it pains me to read that article. Like just the thought of... eeewww

Trasher02 · 06.09.2006, 04:11 PM

Imagine you'd be the cop! He's throwing stuff and suddenly you see a weiner flapping in the air. That's sick!

king_buzzo · 06.09.2006, 04:59 PM

id laugh like hell if i was the cop

EMMAh · 06.09.2006, 05:20 PM

Ew ew ew

king_buzzo · 06.09.2006, 05:29 PM

id take it and eat it...

krastian · 06.09.2006, 05:53 PM

What else was he supposed to do with it?

atari 2600 · 06.09.2006, 08:19 PM

I heard about that self-castration story in a late night comedy monologue back in March...pretty insane stuff.

The other day on 6/06/06, a man in Russia who cited that "God would protect him" made his way over a security fence & down a steep cliff with a rope into a lion habitat. He was killed.
http://www.crisscross.com/world/news/27597

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=54768&rubrik1=Society%20and%20Culture &rubrik2=Zoos&rubrik3=All&sort=1&start=1

trance feeeedback · 06.09.2006, 08:25 PM

my dad use to be a jail guard, he told me a story of one prisoner who wanted to be a girl so ripped of his penis with his hands. They rushed him to the hospital and reatached it. As soon as he came back to jail he ripped it off again.

nomadicfollower · 06.09.2006, 08:28 PM

What a brave. brave, unholy man.

06.09.2006, 03:36 PM	#1
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	Man in insane fit, cuts off penis, throws it at police officers. In the Northwest side of Chicago Wednesday morning, March 15 2006, police were summoned to a naked man smashing car windows and breaking into a house. About a half dozen police officers responded and were confronted by Jakub Fik, 33 years-old, naked and bleeding. Fik began throwing knives at the police officers and…his penis. He ran back into the empty house and grabbed more knives at which time the police then tasered Fik. The police then summoned paramedics who took Fik to Northwestern Memorial Hospital where they proceeded to reattach Fik’s penis. Paramedic stated that Fik explained to them that he was distraught about problems he was having with his girlfriend who was still living in Poland. Fik was charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property. "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District who taserd Fik. Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital successfully reattached his penis, which was placed on ice. Associate Professor of Urology of the University of Chicago said that severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works as long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours. pretty funny
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	That's... quite painfull. looks like he rather ripped his penis of! haha get it??? rather ripped. eheh... OK enough lame-ass jokes... __________________ 666
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Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	I heard this one about this guy with a fetish, and he stuck a raw spaghetti strip up his penis, and it snapped inside, and he never did anything about it anid he ended up dying aaannnnddd You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Trasher02 again. __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	its sick right? i think the guy died from it?
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Nope, he actually seemed to enjoy it... Anyway it was fucking disturbing but if you wanna see it i think it's on onzin.nl You were from Holland right? __________________ 666
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	yeah i live in holland. that site is just random.
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Imagine you'd be the cop! He's throwing stuff and suddenly you see a weiner flapping in the air. That's sick! __________________ 666
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	id laugh like hell if i was the cop
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	id take it and eat it...
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atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	I heard about that self-castration story in a late night comedy monologue back in March...pretty insane stuff. The other day on 6/06/06, a man in Russia who cited that "God would protect him" made his way over a security fence & down a steep cliff with a rope into a lion habitat. He was killed. http://www.crisscross.com/world/news/27597 http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=54768&rubrik1=Society%20and%20Culture &rubrik2=Zoos&rubrik3=All&sort=1&start=1
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trance feeeedback children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sun Ra's place on Saturn Posts: 359	my dad use to be a jail guard, he told me a story of one prisoner who wanted to be a girl so ripped of his penis with his hands. They rushed him to the hospital and reatached it. As soon as he came back to jail he ripped it off again. __________________ "If by noise you mean uncomfortable sound, then pop music is noise to me."-Masami Akita "sound is god"-Ravi Shankar. FREE TIBET!
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