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It can be anytime, maybe you were telling a story about something that happened in the day and no your reenacting the way someone did something
anytime at all are you any good? ![]()
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Yeah, I rock.
I act like I enjoy sex all the time, for example. But actually I'm just like that poor male prostitute in Sonny (if anyone's seen that film). |
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I've been acting content around the people that deserve to know I'm not too much recently.
My, that was escoteric. |
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I take it your girlfriend does not frequent this forum then dude. |
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maybe she looks on it in secret
and the deletes her history
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And then goes to sit in a dark cupboard and cry. |
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and then rubs panadol in her hair
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And then shaves it off and says "I am beautiful........ now".
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she is a sophisticated girl
when her boyfriend walks back in she tells him it was her ex boyfriends fault and that he doesnt need to feel bad
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Quite honestly dude, if it's not enjoyable, tell her and discuss something that might be. Sex where both people aren't enjoying it is not enjoyable sex at all.
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sex isn't supposed to be enjoyable. its supposed to be for breeding. only Satanists enjoy sex. Presdient Palin says the Bible says so. |
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I get it, nice JOKE man. |
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Can you please explain this twat what a joke consists of? He doesn't know.
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Wow, who WON'T you be calling a twat this afternoon Sarramkrop?
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Someone who's not a twat. twat.
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The other night you were defending my non-twatiness in the face of adversity, what happened to those times Sarramkrop, WHAT HAPPENED?!
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I have no standards.
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Okay I'm going to hoover the shop and go home. Enjoy your twat-rampage won't you.
Twat. |
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Acting out a story? Pretty recently.
Acting in a production? I was an extra in a shitty movie earlier this year. |
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