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Old 09.17.2008, 11:18 PM   #1
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they totally could, as long as yr outtie is disease-free.

and to answer the question on all yr minds, yeah my innie has a bush. i like to keep it natural.
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Old 09.17.2008, 11:30 PM   #2
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why god why!
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Old 09.17.2008, 11:34 PM   #3
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the google results for 'navel sex' are very inconclusive. i didn't dare try 'naval sex'
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Old 09.18.2008, 12:01 AM   #4
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I got an innie.
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Old 09.18.2008, 08:59 AM   #5
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mine's an innie too, but if we got one of those double-ended things...
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Old 09.18.2008, 09:02 AM   #6
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the google results for 'navel sex' are very inconclusive. i didn't dare try 'naval sex'

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Old 09.18.2008, 11:22 AM   #7
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mine's an innie too, but if we got one of those double-ended things...


now we're talkin
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Old 09.18.2008, 11:38 AM   #8
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so, you wanna rub tummystix?

giggle. giggle. giggle.
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Old 09.18.2008, 11:49 AM   #9
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mines an innie.

outies are icky.
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Old 09.18.2008, 11:52 AM   #10
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I'm sorry, but I don't think they make 3-prongs and I've already called dibs.

step off!
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Old 09.18.2008, 11:54 AM   #11
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I think I'd puke if I met someone with an outy...
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Old 09.18.2008, 12:01 PM   #12
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its ok floaty, i think my ring would get in the way anyway.
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Old 09.18.2008, 12:29 PM   #13
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its ok floaty, i think my ring would get in the way anyway.


this intrigues me
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Old 09.18.2008, 12:32 PM   #14
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my navel piercing would obstruct potential navel sex.
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Old 09.18.2008, 12:33 PM   #15
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this intrigues me
SHUT YR WHORING MOUTH.
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Old 09.18.2008, 12:35 PM   #16
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but maybe yer piercing would penetrate my navel...?

has there been a navel sex porno before? i'm starting to think big. this could be a million-dollar industry by tomorrow. i know there's freaks out there with navel fetishes. are they being catered to in the porn industry? we could sell navel dildos, etc... who wants in on this?
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Old 09.18.2008, 12:36 PM   #17
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SHUT YR WHORING MOUTH.

i'm sorry baby. i like it with as many navels as possible. i'm not a one-navel kind of guy
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Old 09.18.2008, 12:41 PM   #18
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^^^ too late, I'm on to new and better things (like having sex with eels).

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but maybe yer piercing would penetrate my navel...?

has there been a navel sex porno before? i'm starting to think big. this could be a million-dollar industry by tomorrow. i know there's freaks out there with navel fetishes. are they being catered to in the porn industry? we could sell navel dildos, etc... who wants in on this?

despite the fact that yr a whore, I try to rep you daily. try and fail.

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Old 09.18.2008, 12:46 PM   #19
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no its not too late! (eels are very 2005)

... cantank you want some of this action? i know you already don't need to work to support yrself. but this is some huge action i'm talking about. like you could buy your own olsen twin kinda-money. we need you because you help us reach the all-important 'pierced demographic'
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Old 09.18.2008, 05:46 PM   #20
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