[MellySingsDoom]

Describe a perfect day for you.

What WOULDN'T you do for love?

Just who is the King Shag Corpse?

Do you like or hate public displays of affection?

What word or phrase is guaranteed to angry up your blood?

Which SYG boardie would you like to go out for a massive drinking session with?

Have you ever had a secret crush on a good friend of yours?

Are you a day person or a night owl?

Are you a fan of trash TV (Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, The X Factor, Big Brother etc)? If so, name yer fave trash TV thing right now.

Which piece of music is guaranteed to make you cry at the moment?

Describe your fave Mark E Smith anecdote/interview quote.

For whom would you die for?

Do you feel that romance is wonderful, or an over-rated pile of crap?

Which is your favourite country or city that you've travelled to?

Which currently "hot" musician/actor/actress would you love to have a tumble with?

What's you fave/funniest gig-going experience?

And finally: What is yer fave Elvis Presley song?

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

FU AH. These are my threads you bloody bastard.

I know (Am currently insomniacal and in a fliddy mood)

[schizophrenicroom]

Describe a perfect day for you.

a day in san francisco or in st augustine

What WOULDN'T you do for love?

that

Just who is the King Shag Corpse?

hah, what?

Do you like or hate public displays of affection?

depends on the degree of revolting-ness

What word or phrase is guaranteed to angry up your blood?

"and i was like, oh my god..."

Which SYG boardie would you like to go out for a massive drinking session with?

crypto and hayden

Have you ever had a secret crush on a good friend of yours?

yes

Are you a day person or a night owl?

night, by far. but it depends on what i'm doing.

Are you a fan of trash TV (Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, The X Factor, Big Brother etc)? If so, name yer fave trash TV thing right now.

there's a spanish version of jerry springer i love

Which piece of music is guaranteed to make you cry at the moment?

corona- the minutemen

Describe your fave Mark E Smith anecdote/interview quote.

none

For whom would you die for?

not answering

Do you feel that romance is wonderful, or an over-rated pile of crap?

it's in the middle

Which is your favourite country or city that you've travelled to?

san francisco

Which currently "hot" musician/actor/actress would you love to have a tumble with?

clive owen

oh goddamn it'd be hot.

What's you fave/funniest gig-going experience?

the harlem shakes + vampire weekend= i've said it so many times, but i adore the shakes and they signed the funniest/sweetest things on my cd. awesome awesome live show.

And finally: What is yer fave Elvis Presley song?

none.

[HaydenAsche]

Describe a perfect day for you.
Sex all day.

What WOULDN'T you do for love?
Anything. Love's pretty lame. It can come find me.

Just who is the King Shag Corpse?
Too drunk to answer


Do you like or hate public displays of affection?
hate it especially if they are ugly

What word or phrase is guaranteed to angry up your blood?
'i'm dry'
Which SYG boardie would you like to go out for a massive drinking session with?
Alex's Trip or Schizo
'
Have you ever had a secret crush on a good friend of yours?
No secret ones
Are you a day person or a night owl?
Night owl
Are you a fan of trash TV (Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, The X Factor, Big Brother etc)? If so, name yer fave trash TV thing right now.
Divorce court
Which piece of music is guaranteed to make you cry at the moment?
Viola to Chan's voice.
Describe your fave Mark E Smith anecdote/interview quote.
don' thave oone
For whom would you die for?
Emily Mai Adams
Do you feel that romance is wonderful, or an over-rated pile of crap?
Romance is garbage
Which is your favourite country or city that you've travelled to?
Spain
Which currently "hot" musician/actor/actress would you love to have a tumble with?
Jamie Stewart, Jake Gyllenhaal.

What's you fave/funniest gig-going experience?
Locust opening for yyys.

And finally: What is yer fave Elvis Presley song?don' have one.

[schizophrenicroom]

hayden, we should get smashed and tumble around with jamie stewart.

[This Is Not Here]

Describe a perfect day for you.
A full day plonked in front of the record player, my summer holidays were supposed to consist entirely of doing this, and I havn't had one such day yet, not one!

What WOULDN'T you do for love?
quite alot

Just who is the King Shag Corpse?

No idea, but I'd like to meet him

Do you like or hate public displays of affection?
Hate

What word or phrase is guaranteed to angry up your blood?
Refering to Debbie Harry as "Blondie"

Which SYG boardie would you like to go out for a massive drinking session with?
Westernequnioxrocks, Advice Dog

Have you ever had a secret crush on a good friend of yours?
Too many times

Are you a day person or a night owl?
Twoot Twoot.

Are you a fan of trash TV (Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, The X Factor, Big Brother etc)? If so, name yer fave trash TV thing right now.

Judge Judy, that fox

Which piece of music is guaranteed to make you cry at the moment?
Birdlands, Patti Smith

Describe your fave Mark E Smith anecdote/interview quote.
Don't even get me started...

For whom would you die for?
No one really, though I often suspect I would sacrafice myself so Laurie Anderson could live

Do you feel that romance is wonderful, or an over-rated pile of crap?
The latter

Which is your favourite country or city that you've travelled to?
New York

Which currently "hot" musician/actor/actress would you love to have a tumble with?
Patti Smith

What's you fave/funniest gig-going experience?
That time what I met Scroobius Pip

And finally: What is yer fave Elvis Presley song?
I really don't dig the guy

[jennthebenn]

Describe a perfect day for you.
No panic attacks is a good way to start. Climate not too hot, but not
too cold. I end up writing a few things and hearing some good music.

What WOULDN'T you do for love?
Listen to Meatloaf.

Just who is the King Shag Corpse?
Wow

Do you like or hate public displays of affection?
Unless it involves me, disgusting.

What word or phrase is guaranteed to angry up your blood?
Whatever, used dismissively.

Which SYG boardie would you like to go out for a massive drinking session with?
Kegmama, but I'd have to be off my meds.

Have you ever had a secret crush on a good friend of yours?
Yes.

Are you a day person or a night owl?
Day person these days...I get almost all my writing done when the sun is
out.

Are you a fan of trash TV (Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, The X Factor, Big Brother etc)? If so, name yer fave trash TV thing right now.
No.

Which piece of music is guaranteed to make you cry at the moment?
"Good Things", Sleater-Kinney

Describe your fave Mark E Smith anecdote/interview quote.
The clip where he reads football scores. Sheer fucking mint.

For whom would you die for?
Patrick

Do you feel that romance is wonderful, or an over-rated pile of crap?
By and large wonderful

Which is your favourite country or city that you've travelled to?
Seattle

Which currently "hot" musician/actor/actress would you love to have a tumble with?
Jude Law

What's you fave/funniest gig-going experience?
Getting called out by Kim Gordon at an SY show

And finally: What is yer fave Elvis Presley song?
"Burning Love"

[Cantankerous]

Describe a perfect day for you.
yesterday. was absolutely. fucking. perfect.
like kegmama sez: sex drugs and rock n roll

What WOULDN'T you do for love?
uhm i'm not meatloaf

Just who is the King Shag Corpse?
?!?!??!?!?!

Do you like or hate public displays of affection?
usually i hate them unless i'm drunk

What word or phrase is guaranteed to angry up your blood?
i don't know, i could not possibly be angry right now

Which SYG boardie would you like to go out for a massive drinking session with?
melly! and demonrail and kegmama

Have you ever had a secret crush on a good friend of yours?
when i was like six years old

Are you a day person or a night owl?
don't matter

Are you a fan of trash TV (Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, The X Factor, Big Brother etc)? If so, name yer fave trash TV thing right now.
absolutely. maury = jesus

Which piece of music is guaranteed to make you cry at the moment?


Describe your fave Mark E Smith anecdote/interview quote.

For whom would you die for?
my mom and dad and grandma and grandpa and my nieces and julian

Do you feel that romance is wonderful, or an over-rated pile of crap?
depends on what you mean by romance
i don't want flowers or dinner or anything

Which is your favourite country or city that you've travelled to?
london and dublin

Which currently "hot" musician/actor/actress would you love to have a tumble with?
fuckin. noel fielding.

What's you fave/funniest gig-going experience?
when i was at sonic youth one time someone yelled out I FUCKIN LOVE YOU MAAAAN to thurston and he giggled
and i touched his arm and his guitar when he bent over above the crowd and the flaming lips were incredible that night
and when anton abuses the audience at BJM shows

And finally: What is yer fave Elvis Presley song?
i do not know.

[pantophobia]

Describe a perfect day for you.
sleeping in, going record shopping, dinner and drinks out

What WOULDN'T you do for love?
not sure

Just who is the King Shag Corpse?
River Phoenix

Do you like or hate public displays of affection?
depends, too gushy hate it, if it's coy then maybe

What word or phrase is guaranteed to angry up your blood?
any slurs

Which SYG boardie would you like to go out for a massive drinking session with?
pretty much any of them, but have an open invitation from !@#$%!

Have you ever had a secret crush on a good friend of yours?
yes

Are you a day person or a night owl?
night owl

Are you a fan of trash TV (Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, The X Factor, Big Brother etc)? If so, name yer fave trash TV thing right now.
no

Which piece of music is guaranteed to make you cry at the moment?
Sleater-Kinney's The Woods, Tsunami "Deep End (not sure why exactly the latter)

Describe your fave Mark E Smith anecdote/interview quote.
when he announced some football scores on tv

For whom would you die for?
private

Do you feel that romance is wonderful, or an over-rated pile of crap?
depends

Which is your favourite country or city that you've travelled to?
Seattle hands down

Which currently "hot" musician/actor/actress would you love to have a tumble with?
i plead the 5th

What's you fave/funniest gig-going experience?
Montreal 04 SY/Les Georges Leningrad/Sunburned Hand of the Man, got kicked in the head while in the crowd which is weird for an SY show, and hung out after with Martin of LGL and gave him snowglobe

And finally: What is yer fave Elvis Presley song?
Suspicious Minds

[Sonic Youth 37]

Describe a perfect day for you.
Cold, with decent cloud cover. Wake up a little late, go for a walk, do random stuff until the evening, dinner with some cool person(s), then walk around in the night.

What WOULDN'T you do for love?
That and inter-species erotica (dammit, I didn't read responses before I posted. schizo beat me to it)

Just who is the King Shag Corpse?
No idea

Do you like or hate public displays of affection?
I can stand some, but the "sitting on the lap, making out while 20 people are within 25 feet", no

What word or phrase is guaranteed to angry up your blood?
Any racist remark

Which SYG boardie would you like to go out for a massive drinking session
with?
At this point? Any of you...

Have you ever had a secret crush on a good friend of yours?
Of course

Are you a day person or a night owl?
Night owl all the way

Are you a fan of trash TV (Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, The X Factor, Big Brother etc)? If so, name yer fave trash TV thing right now.
No...

Which piece of music is guaranteed to make you cry at the moment?
The Diamond Sea if I little it get the better of me

Describe your fave Mark E Smith anecdote/interview quote.
I've never actually seen one.

For whom would you die for?
Not sure. My self-preservation instinct is far too strong for my own good.

Do you feel that romance is wonderful, or an over-rated pile of crap?
Both

Which is your favourite country or city that you've travelled to?
Florence, Italy

Which currently "hot" musician/actor/actress would you love to have a tumble with?
Not sure...there's probably a few.

What's you fave/funniest gig-going experience?
SY in Nashville, nothing like a SY gig with a close friend that will appreciate the show as much as yourself

And finally: What is yer fave Elvis Presley song?
Hound Dog

[terriblecanyons]

DAMNIT, EVERYONE USED THE MEATLOAF REFERENCE ALREADY

Describe a perfect day for you.
Uhhhh... good food, good friends, etc.

What WOULDN'T you do for love?
ANYTHING BUT THAT

Just who is the King Shag Corpse?
Yr mom

Do you like or hate public displays of affection?
It's kind of annoying.

What word or phrase is guaranteed to angry up your blood?
"The dingo ate your baby" AHHHHHHHHHHH

Which SYG boardie would you like to go out for a massive drinking session with?
Any of them really. They're so badass.

Have you ever had a secret crush on a good friend of yours?
Story of my life.

Are you a day person or a night owl?
Night. Definitely.

Are you a fan of trash TV (Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, The X Factor, Big Brother etc)? If so, name yer fave trash TV thing right now.
I don't really watch tv.

Which piece of music is guaranteed to make you cry at the moment?
Uhhh... dunno.

Describe your fave Mark E Smith anecdote/interview quote.
Naw.

For whom would you die for?
No one

Do you feel that romance is wonderful, or an over-rated pile of crap?
Both; depends on how it's done

Which is your favourite country or city that you've travelled to?
Memphis. Denver. Phoenix. Richmond. Shreveport. Atlanta.

Which currently "hot" musician/actor/actress would you love to have a tumble with?
Meh.

What's you fave/funniest gig-going experience?
Sigur Ros was pretty fun.

And finally: What is yer fave Elvis Presley song?
Suspicious Minds. It gets stuck in my head ALL THE TIME AHHHH

[MellySingsDoom]

Describe a perfect day for you.

No work! On holiday in somewhere like Melbourne or Rio having a whale of a time.

What WOULDN'T you do for love?

Double anal or fisting.

Just who is the King Shag Corpse?

I'd say Shane MacGowan these days.

Do you like or hate public displays of affection?

Sober - it angries up my blood
Drunk - I become so lovey and soft it's frankly embarrassing

What word or phrase is guaranteed to angry up your blood?

"And then I turned round to him/her and said..."

Which SYG boardie would you like to go out for a massive drinking session with?

Too many to mention, but right now - Cantankers, Kegmama, This Is Not Here, !@#$%!, and the floatingslowly/girlgun tag team (these don't include boardies I do drink with/have met in real life)

Have you ever had a secret crush on a good friend of yours?

Oh Gawd, yes. Mention the name "Victoria" to me and you'll see me squirm, alright.

Are you a day person or a night owl?

Currently a night owl - daytime at work sucks.

Are you a fan of trash TV (Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, The X Factor, Big Brother etc)? If so, name yer fave trash TV thing right now.

I have a weakness for Jerry Springer and Judge Judy.

Which piece of music is guaranteed to make you cry at the moment?

Something by The Carpenters, say, um, "We've Only Just Begun".

Describe your fave Mark E Smith anecdote/interview quote.

The one where he signed a fan's white T-shirt in the mid-80's with "I AM A MONG". Also callking Marc Riley a "flapping mong".

For whom would you die for?

Close family, friends and other loved ones.

Do you feel that romance is wonderful, or an over-rated pile of crap?

It can be amazing, but also quite embarrassing when I'm too, er, loved-up for my own good.

Which is your favourite country or city that you've travelled to?

Melbourne, Australia.

Which currently "hot" musician/actor/actress would you love to have a tumble with?

Male: Christian Bale (Hot!)
Female: Maggie Gyllenhaal.

What's you fave/funniest gig-going experience?

When I saw Desalvo two years ago, the singer passed me the mike (I was on stage), and I shouted out "Ich bin ein Cocksucker!" to the bemused audience.

And finally: What is yer fave Elvis Presley song?

"That's Alright Mama" right at this moment.

[jimbrim]

Describe a perfect day for you.
Wake up, get pissed, go to sleep.

What WOULDN'T you do for love?
Kill a horse.

Just who is the King Shag Corpse?
My mate.

Do you like or hate public displays of affection?
When I'm merry it's all fine.

What word or phrase is guaranteed to angry up your blood?
Paul O'Grady

Which SYG boardie would you like to go out for a massive drinking session with?
Random Homie


Have you ever had a secret crush on a good friend of yours?
Nah

Are you a day person or a night owl?
Night Owl

Are you a fan of trash TV (Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, The X Factor, Big Brother etc)? If so, name yer fave trash TV thing right now.
Not my cup of tea.

Which piece of music is guaranteed to make you cry at the moment?
Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)

Describe your fave Mark E Smith anecdote/interview quote.
The football shenanigans.

For whom would you die for?
Rik Mayall

Do you feel that romance is wonderful, or an over-rated pile of crap?
Wonderful in small doses.

Which is your favourite country or city that you've travelled to?
Greece

Which currently "hot" musician/actor/actress would you love to have a tumble with?
Dot Cotton

What's you fave/funniest gig-going experience?
Klashnekoff threatening to shoot certain members of the audience for throwing paper cups at him.

And finally: What is yer fave Elvis Presley song?
Hound Dog

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

What's you fave/funniest gig-going experience?
Locust opening for yyys.

hahaha did they do that huge bass-drone-thing at your gig too? was great

[Rob Instigator]

Describe a perfect day for you. I would wake up nice and easy around 10:00AM, put some sea & Cake on the turntable, have a magical breakfast appear before me of endless Cafe Latte and lox & Bagels. I would then go to the art museum for a few hours where they would be showing the first retrospective of Ralph Steadman where I would be the sole visitor. I would then teleport to amsterdam and smoke hash out of a giant earth bong for a few hours, listening to Dinosaur Yr Living All Over Me and Pavement's Slanted & Enchanted. After some Greek Coffee I would teleport to dinner at Kim & Thurston's home, where they served delicious delights. I would then hang with thurston while exchanging sly glances with kim and thurston and I would listenj to records and argue and get very agitated when Lee comes over around 11 PM and says that they resurrected Jimi Hendrix and he wants to jam with us on a two hour long DIAMOND SEA, which we proceed to do. My girlfriend finally gets fed up and picks me up and takes me home and for punishment she rides me for a jackhammer hour or two, whereupon I pass out soon after she hands me a bowl of stinky cheeb to smoke.

What WOULDN'T you do for love? repress the explioted working class

Just who is the King Shag Corpse? Hugh Hefner

Do you like or hate public displays of affection? I ignore them I guess

What word or phrase is guaranteed to angry up your blood? sonic youth suck

Which SYG boardie would you like to go out for a massive drinking session with? I do not really drink, but I think, as far as someone to get intoxicated with and hang out talkin', it would be suchfriendsaredangerous, sarramkrop, and glice, three people I think I could have endless interesting and/or antagonistic conversations with. but there are many many.

Have you ever had a secret crush on a good friend of yours? oh yeah. lots. kinda tough on the noggin

Are you a day person or a night owl? night owl.

Are you a fan of trash TV (Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, The X Factor, Big Brother etc)? If so, name yer fave trash TV thing right now. I love survivor, and my g/f got me hooked on topmodel.

Which piece of music is guaranteed to make you cry at the moment? nothing really comes to mind

Describe your fave Mark E Smith anecdote/interview quote. I do not know of any, never read any, never seen him talk, nothing.

For whom would you die for? almost anyone. I would die to preserve someone's right to enjoy listening to folk singer songwriters.

Do you feel that romance is wonderful, or an over-rated pile of crap? romance is crap. love is wonderful. romance is how people without love fool you.

Which is your favourite country or city that you've travelled to? NYC

Which currently "hot" musician/actor/actress would you love to have a tumble with? kim kardashian

What's you fave/funniest gig-going experience? meeting steve shelley was great, and seeing skinny puppy in houston during the las rites tour was scary as hell in terms of fan mosh violence. seeing pavenemtn open for sy was wonderful. but seeing phish for the first time on 4 weed brownies, peaking ten mkinutes before they finished playing, was the single greatest thing.

And finally: What is yer fave Elvis Presley song? I don't have one

[Pookie]

Describe a perfect day for you.
With my family:
Wake up not too early.
Bacon sandwich.
Walk by the sea.
Dinner in the gardern (summer evening).
Film and popcorn.
Bed.
I'm a simple soul.
What WOULDN'T you do for love?
Lots of things. One example: chop off a limb with a rusty butter knife.
Just who is the King Shag Corpse?
Couldn't give a flying funk.
Do you like or hate public displays of affection?
Don't mind as long as there's no sloppy kissing.
What word or phrase is guaranteed to angry up your blood?
My bad. lol. XD etc.
Which SYG boardie would you like to go out for a massive drinking session with?
Not interested in a massive drinking sessions with anyone. There's a few I'd be interested in meeting (but why spoil a beautiful relationship?).
Have you ever had a secret crush on a good friend of yours?
Only once that I can think of. Didn't have a happy ending of course.
Are you a day person or a night owl?
Bit of both.
Are you a fan of trash TV (Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, The X Factor, Big Brother etc)? If so, name yer fave trash TV thing right now.
No.
Which piece of music is guaranteed to make you cry at the moment?
I never cry at music.
Describe your fave Mark E Smith anecdote/interview quote.
I have never read anything written by or about him, and almost certainly never will.
For whom would you die for?
My children.
Do you feel that romance is wonderful, or an over-rated pile of crap?
It's wonderful while it lasts.
Which is your favourite country or city that you've travelled to?
Dublin.
Which currently "hot" musician/actor/actress would you love to have a tumble with?
I honestly can't think of one right now.
And finally: What is yer fave Elvis Presley song?
Today: (You're The) Devil in Disguise

[Trasher02]

Originally Posted by jimbrim

For whom would you die for?
Rik Mayall

Quote

[demonrail666]

Describe a perfect day for you.
The day I win the lottery

What WOULDN'T you do for love?
Tell the truth.

Just who is the King Shag Corpse?
Erm, Boba Fett?

Do you like or hate public displays of affection?
Absolutely hate them.

What word or phrase is guaranteed to angry up your blood?
Aw bless.

Which SYG boardie would you like to go out for a massive drinking session with?
Floatingslowly's mum.

Have you ever had a secret crush on a good friend of yours?
No

Are you a day person or a night owl?
Night

Are you a fan of trash TV (Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, The X Factor, Big Brother etc)? If so, name yer fave trash TV thing right now.
No

Which piece of music is guaranteed to make you cry at the moment?
Billy Idol's White Wedding

Describe your fave Mark E Smith anecdote/interview quote.
When I was in The Fall he told me I was the most talented man he'd ever worked with. He pleaded with me not to leave and cried when I did.

For whom would you die for?
Nobody.

Do you feel that romance is wonderful, or an over-rated pile of crap?
Wonderful when it works out, hell when it doesn't.

Which is your favourite country or city that you've travelled to?
Cairo

Which currently "hot" musician/actor/actress would you love to have a tumble with?
Nicola from Girls Aloud

What's you fave/funniest gig-going experience?
The time I got stabbed to death at Altamont.

And finally: What is yer fave Elvis Presley song?
American Trilogy

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by jimbrim

Describe a perfect day for you.
Wake up, get pissed, go to sleep.

Oh, you'd absolutely love my life.

[NWRA]

Just who is the King Shag Corpse?

I read somewhere that it's a reference to Ian Curtis.

(that is, if you genuinely want to know).