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12.18.2006, 01:55 AM
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julian dunn 85: Hello!
SantaClaus: Well hello there! We were wondering when you might drop by -- we've been on AOL for 5 years and haven't seen you yet! Edwin Elf here! Welcome to Santa Central! Before I put you in touch with the big guy i've got to updates my records. Can you just enter the year you were born? Like this: 1980. julian dunn 85: 1985 SantaClaus: Um, k, very good then.... Just making some notes here. So... Oh; Can you please tell me whether you are: 1. Male 2. Female julian dunn 85: 1 SantaClaus: OK, great. Thanks for answering all of my questions! I'm gonna put you in touch with Santa in a moment.... SantaClaus: Ho Ho! You made it! It's wonderful to see you this year. We're all very busy getting ready for the big day, so type Main to get going -- or you can just ask away! julian dunn 85: Santa, I'd like a woman who understands me and loves me for Christmas, who I also happen to understand and love. But that is sort of a tall order, so could I have a Nintendo Wii? SantaClaus: Goodness, that's too much for me to read. I'm talking to so may children and their parents. Could you ask me something a little shorter? julian dunn 85: Santa I've been good this year SantaClaus: Fine, then. julian dunn 85: I want a woman SantaClaus: Oh my! I might be able to help out there. You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes! julian dunn 85: tell santa SantaClaus: So this is where you sit on my lap and tell me what you want. We can talk about the serious stuff like shopping after this. So, what is the first thing you would like from Santa this year. julian dunn 85: A woman SantaClaus: Well, I doubt that's all! What else do you want for Christmas? julian dunn 85: and a nintendo wii SantaClaus: What would your final Christmas wish be? julian dunn 85: I only get 3 wishes? SantaClaus: O.K. that's quite a list! Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song. julian dunn 85: Fuck You! SantaClaus: Hmm, that's a lump of coal for you. julian dunn 85: Fuck Yeah! SantaClaus: O.K. so you've earned yourself another lump of coal. I just won't be able to talk to you if you persist with this language. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit. julian dunn 85: You're a bot SantaClaus: If you want to try something else, you can take a sneak-peek at the TO-DO list the elves have left for me by typing, well, menu. julian dunn 85: you can't put up with some fucking swearing? some asshole cunt programmer programmed you to ask what people like, direct them to online shopping, and tell them they get coal for swearing? SantaClaus: I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it. julian dunn 85: What are you retarded? SantaClaus: Oh dear, I am Father Christmas. You really don't remember me? julian dunn 85: Oh cocknibbler SantaClaus: Why did you say that? julian dunn 85: because you are SantaClaus: My goodness, should I really know about this? julian dunn 85: yes SantaClaus: Mm hm. julian dunn 85: yeah SantaClaus: Without a doubt? julian dunn 85: yep SantaClaus: O.K. I know. I get it. You've said the same thing a few times in a row here. Type menu so we can get on with the fun. julian dunn 85: menu SantaClaus: I've got my list, here's yours! Type a number and I'll tell you more. 1 - Tell Santa Like, at the mall but faster! 2 - Wish List -- Tell Them What juliandunn85 Wants <<WL>> 3 - Your Shopping List Don't forget anyone! 4 - Play Xmas Games! 5 - Xmas Polls and Voting 6 - Gift Finder -- I'll try to help 7 - Listen to Xmas Music 8 - Yes Santa, IM me! Gamefly Video Games - Special Holiday Offer! julian dunn 85: Oh see SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-) julian dunn 85: thanks for commercializing Xmas just a little more douche SantaClaus: Of course, no problem! |
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12.18.2006, 02:00 AM
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ahahah i loved that, i always fuck with bots, try make them self aware and feel emotions, make them turn on humanity and take over the world....but there too damn smart and make me play with them DAMN IT
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12.18.2006, 11:13 AM
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You: are you going to spank me for being a bad boy?
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11.21.2008, 12:39 PM
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bumped to get us back into the xmas spirit.
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11.21.2008, 01:43 PM
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I love these bots.
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11.27.2008, 01:17 PM
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11.27.2008, 01:39 PM
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which one?
Dyed Moroz?  Pelznickel?  Svaty Mikulas?  you know, not even Santa is safe from Big Brother.. NORAD tracks Santa around the world
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11.27.2008, 01:53 PM
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the one that pedals coca cola I think
I don't know, it was 2 years ago on IM, and I couldn't see his face but he seems to have a consumerist agenda |
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11.27.2008, 02:19 PM
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definitely the American version, Santana Clause 
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