Wow, words cannot describe how wrong this ad campaign is

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 12.02.2008, 01:46 AM

http://www.whoppervirgins.com/

atsonicpark · 12.02.2008, 01:48 AM

hahaha.

GeneticKiss · 12.02.2008, 01:50 AM

This is why non-American people hate America.

atsonicpark · 12.02.2008, 02:32 AM

phoenix · 12.02.2008, 06:01 AM

wtf

how did they make the burgers there?

ALIEN ANAL · 12.02.2008, 06:09 AM

helicopters
+
a carton of cherry ripes

a man can do anything

nicfit · 12.02.2008, 06:24 AM

oh, it's not porn.

Lurker · 12.02.2008, 07:26 AM

That's fucking bizarre. I don't need someone from a another culture to tell me whether Burger King is nice, I fucking decide that. I wonder if they'll actually be taken to America and go to an actual Burger King and be served by greasy teenagers.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.02.2008, 07:28 AM

will we see a single person say they dont?!

ploesj · 12.02.2008, 07:29 AM

what if they went all the way to thailand, found the single person who never ate a hamburger before, offered him one and he just says 'no thank you...'

Lurker · 12.02.2008, 07:33 AM

They obviously won't give them the ordinary burger you or I might be served. The burger they're going to get is going to be fucking gourmet.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.02.2008, 07:35 AM

yehh i never thought of that
i fucking love whoppers and to imagine what these whoppers will taste like is out of this world

ploesj · 12.02.2008, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

yehh i never thought of that
i fucking love whoppers and to imagine what these whoppers will taste like is out of this world

pretend you were raised in the rainforest and never had a burger before, they might give you one.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.02.2008, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ploesj

pretend you were raised in the rainforest and never had a burger before, they might give you one.

i have the look for it
now i just need to convince them

ploesj · 12.02.2008, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

i have the look for it
now i just need to convince them

pretend to talk some language no one knows and wear leaves. can't go wrong.

pokkeherrie · 12.02.2008, 08:18 AM

I can't imagine Americans ever trusting the taste of people who eat seal meat or fried bugs (and then wash them down with a bit of snake blood).

pokkeherrie · 12.02.2008, 08:21 AM

Anyway, it's a shame they didn't dare to go to the Andaman Islands.

The Andamese kill every intruder who comes within arrow range, even those who are bringing hamburgers.

edit:
Need to correct myself - Andamanese is a collective term for all the indigenous islanders, it's only the Sentinelese who shoot invaders.

Lurker · 12.02.2008, 08:22 AM

Yeah but once they've had just one bite they'll welcome Americans with open arms.

ploesj · 12.02.2008, 08:24 AM

and all get morbidly obese when one burger restaurant after the other opens there, causing them to stop hunting and just have junkfood every day.

Lurker · 12.02.2008, 08:26 AM

Yay!!

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