What law would I be breaking if I took a crap on my boss's desk?

Toilet & Bowels · 03.31.2009, 09:14 AM

Anyone able to help?

floatingslowly · 03.31.2009, 09:24 AM

when it comes to crapping on desks, you shouldn't worry about silly things like laws.

also, why do you need help? are you impacted?

demonrail666 · 03.31.2009, 09:24 AM

None probably. Do it.

floatingslowly · 03.31.2009, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Do it.

at this point, if he doesn't do it, I'm going to be sorely disappointed.

demonrail666 · 03.31.2009, 09:28 AM

Exactly. I had no thoughts regarding desk-projected stools before this thread. Now they're consuming me. You've sown a seed, Toilet. Give it water.

noisereductions · 03.31.2009, 09:35 AM

No kidding. Don't go around starting threads that you don't plan on offering closure for.

demonrail666 · 03.31.2009, 09:41 AM

shit
on
his
desk

nicfit · 03.31.2009, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

at this point, if he doesn't do it, I'm going to be sorely disappointed.

the fuck, this brought back my good old Bioforge memories!

aaaaaaaah, to be young.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I love youtube now!

Toilet & Bowels · 03.31.2009, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

shit
on
his
desk

her desk

greedrex · 03.31.2009, 10:59 AM

bullshit boss

demonrail666 · 03.31.2009, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

her desk

In that case no way. It could be seen as an act of sexual harassment.

floatingslowly · 03.31.2009, 11:29 AM

^^^ unless, of course, she is German. I hear pooping on desks is like shaking hands there.

I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 03.31.2009, 11:41 AM

from experience, people shitting at work outside of the designated toilet facilities causes many many more problems than you might be anticipating..

demonrail666 · 03.31.2009, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

from experience, people shitting at work outside of the designated toilet facilities causes many many more problems than you might be anticipating..

This is of course true.

tesla69 · 03.31.2009, 04:13 PM

my immediate question is will you wipe?

terminal pharmacy · 03.31.2009, 04:18 PM

desk or chest?

vulva · 03.31.2009, 04:29 PM

idk, the GGG might know? futanaria?

Kloriel · 03.31.2009, 04:36 PM

ladies & gentlemen, we have a desk crapping thread.

excellent.

I'm no lawyer, scientist, doctor, or any profession really that automatically conveys authoritative knowledge, but say for instance your work has a vending machine or certain brand of coffee or something. The CSI: T&B's Workplace (I'd watch this show), would be able to match your fecal matter to your favorite lunch break snack.

p.s.
aside note, thanks to Such, i've finally found a quote for a sig.

EVOLghost · 03.31.2009, 04:48 PM

You won't do it!

joe11121 · 03.31.2009, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

In that case no way. It could be seen as an act of sexual harassment.

pfft. It probably would be too.

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Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	ladies & gentlemen, we have a desk crapping thread. excellent. I'm no lawyer, scientist, doctor, or any profession really that automatically conveys authoritative knowledge, but say for instance your work has a vending machine or certain brand of coffee or something. The CSI: T&B's Workplace (I'd watch this show), would be able to match your fecal matter to your favorite lunch break snack. p.s. aside note, thanks to Such, i've finally found a quote for a sig. __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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