[artsygrrl]

Drunk, wasted, shitfaced. Where was the last place and/or the most embarrassing time you did it?

[loubarret]

Passed out in the lap of my best friend little sister.

Try to top that.

[_slavo_]

the last time could have been the New year's Eve celebration, December 31, 2008.
At the friends weekend house in the woods, I passed out in the room where one couple wanted to make out desperately and I ended up sleeping at their feet on one double bed so they could not get very erotic.
they acted really mean towards me the next day.

[Kylerobert]

 

this.

[atsonicpark]

passed our in the freezer qat work

[MellySingsDoom]

In my first job, I collapsed drunk at my desk (twice), and was found "checking the wiring" under my desk on another occasion. Ah, thank God for low-paid work where everyone thinks you're an idiot bumpkin, allowing you to get away with many a thing.

Poor demonrail has had to put up with my drunken antics on many an occasion - just ask him about the "Melly spills Carlsberg Special Brew over his then girlfriend's sofa" epic.

It's the price you sometimes have to pay when you live a fantastically decadent lifestyle like mine.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

passed our in the freezer qat work

i see those are not misspellings, they are ERRORS, oh noes!!!

[automatic bzooty]

the first time i'd been drunk: my parents came home 'round 5am and woke me up. i was spread-eagled on my bedroom floor; top half of the outfit i'd worn intact, but no pants save for a pair of pajama bottoms 'round my ankles.

i usually don't pass out or anything. though i do get really tired and end up sleeping earlier.

[artsygrrl]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

In my first job, I collapsed drunk at my desk (twice), and was found "checking the wiring" under my desk on another occasion. Ah, thank God for low-paid work where everyone thinks you're an idiot bumpkin, allowing you to get away with many a thing.

Poor demonrail has had to put up with my drunken antics on many an occasion - just ask him about the "Melly spills Carlsberg Special Brew over his then girlfriend's sofa" epic.

..."checking the wiring".....is...fucking....brilliant,.....Melly!

[floatingslowly]

20 years ago I was thrown into a shower fully clothed so that I'd stop freaking out. I'd already threatened to kill my friend's giant fucking skink named smeagol (nick named "'zilla!" after an old Fridays skit) and had begun to rant crazily.

in a carefully planned manner our more sober friend ruined our evening with skiny puppy, strange toys from his game store and a blue oyster cult finale of "go go go godzilla" where he released his accursed beast. once my friend russ starting screaming that he would "kill the pizza man with the zoobtube" I knew that I'd flipped my lid.

george, the evil freaker-outer and owner of the demon lizard, later became a cop. fucking bastard.


I guess that counts. it will have to. I don't pass out anywhere drunk.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by artsygrrl

Drunk, wasted, shitfaced. Where was the last place and/or the most embarrassing time you did it?

about that family of yours...?

Do you have a Tattoo? (update)


Post a pic of what you WISH your worst enemy would look like

What if you began a serious relationship with someone..


I know, I know....

Dedicate a song to your hometown

What is the story...

 

tell us who are you working for?

[atsonicpark]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i see those are not misspellings, they are ERRORS, oh noes!!!

I was.. uh.. fucked-up.

[artsygrrl]

hehe....in the summer...NOBODY!
Rest of year..Grand Blanc School District! LOL

[Conrad]

I don't pass out ever, except the first time I drank.

Ended up under the desk in my friend's sister's room.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by artsygrrl

hehe....in the summer...NOBODY!

 

[terriblecanyons]

 

[Diesel]

Last night: puking, naked, crying in front of my mam...

[godsfavoritedog]

While I was in the army in Germany ... woke up in a city 50 miles away from where I was stationed, in an alley, badly beaten and without my wallet and military id. I somehow bummed a ride to the nearest military base, convinced the gate guards to call my first sergeant to verify who I was, and got an advance from the finance officer to get a cab back. Good times.

[Satan]

let's just say last night was...rough