how much earwax is too much earwax?

davenotdead · 04.26.2010, 01:05 AM

i glued together several envelopes with it. too much?

does the united states postal service count earwax as biological warfare?

i just wanted the government to have all of me

davenotdead · 04.26.2010, 01:08 AM

has there ever been a set of stamps featuring unicorns in heat?

space · 04.26.2010, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

has there ever been a set of stamps featuring unicorns in heat?

are you trying to turn me on?

davenotdead · 04.26.2010, 01:34 AM

i'm trying to promote stamp-collecting. not easy in this digital age

space · 04.26.2010, 01:48 AM

I just want to lick the backside of a unicorn that's in heat.

!@#$%! · 04.26.2010, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by space

I just want to lick the backside of a unicorn that's in heat.

how far back? i ask cuz i have a horse i could outfit with a party hat for you-- i'd produce that photo session if there's comedy in it!-- hence the question-- are we talking about back, rump, or the final sphincter?

space · 04.26.2010, 03:18 AM

it must be a real unicorn and it must have a vagina.

that said, no pictures please; this is a private and very loving experience, between me and the monoceros.

<3

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 04.26.2010, 02:57 PM

I clean my ears constantly. I'm a total waxophobe.

davenotdead · 04.26.2010, 03:33 PM

the odd thing is that i like my earwax. i like the texture.

!@#$%! · 04.26.2010, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by space

it must be a real unicorn and it must have a vagina.

that said, no pictures please; this is a private and very loving experience, between me and the monoceros.

<3

sorry, no, there's only horsecock.

are there female unicorns? i thought they were all phallic symbols to wake up the dormant sexuality of prepubescent girls. vaginas! go figure.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 04.26.2010, 04:09 PM

Does it smell bad?

davenotdead · 04.26.2010, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

Does it smell bad?

unicorn vagina or earwax?

cannot speak for the former, but as for the latter... mine doesn't smell at all

Rob Instigator · 04.26.2010, 04:16 PM

if they pull it out cuz it looks like this!

gmku · 04.26.2010, 04:56 PM

When I was swimming daily (on my swim team), I'd have to get my ears cleaned out sometimes twice a year by a doctor. Something about being in the water made my ears turn up the wax producing like crazy. It was amazing after I'd get them cleaned out, because I felt like I had super-hearing.

Dead-Air · 04.26.2010, 11:47 PM

When it's coming out of your nose, that's too much. But it does take care of the "smell bad" issue.

jon boy · 04.27.2010, 01:34 AM

if your pillow sticks to your head when you wake up in the morning then maybe i would think about cotton buds.

Zombie Robot · 04.27.2010, 01:51 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxMuOE28HjM

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 04.27.2010, 02:47 AM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Zombie Robot again.

atsonicpark · 04.27.2010, 02:53 AM

too much earwax is not enough earwax.

davenotdead · 04.27.2010, 02:59 AM

that was gross, zombie chick... see, how can someone leave that much wax in their ears? and wait for it to get dark and crusty? i think i listen to too much loud music for there to ever be that much buildup.

and i pick out my wax far too often for there to be that much.

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Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	I clean my ears constantly. I'm a total waxophobe.
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	that was gross, zombie chick... see, how can someone leave that much wax in their ears? and wait for it to get dark and crusty? i think i listen to too much loud music for there to ever be that much buildup. and i pick out my wax far too often for there to be that much. __________________
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