id rather be a spider than a snail

m^a(t)h · 08.11.2006, 10:57 PM

im sitting here on the floor with an 8 track copy of simon and garfunkel's greatest hits in an old jc penny 8 track player i got today from goodwill. a great calm has come over me, im feeling good for once in a long time...

Cantankerous · 08.11.2006, 10:58 PM

maybe it's because you're not writing essays or running ten miles.

m^a(t)h · 08.11.2006, 11:02 PM

put it in the cupboard with your cupcakes

Inhuman · 08.12.2006, 09:30 AM

Me too. Spiders have the ability to tie shit up with it's awesome web. Like if Sonic Susie was being all bitchy again, you could be all "PSSHHHH!" and make her mouth shut closed. Snails have cool slime, but you couldn't really use it to your advantage as much.

Cantankerous · 08.12.2006, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Inhuman

Me too. Spiders have the ability to tie shit up with it's awesome web. Like if Sonic Susie was being all bitchy again, you could be all "PSSHHHH!" and make her mouth shut closed. Snails have cool slime, but you couldn't really use it to your advantage as much.

you could use the slime to make her sputter and gag, and who wouldn't want that?

Inhuman · 08.12.2006, 09:35 AM

Good point! I'd still rather not have to touch her lips

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m^a(t)h expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,204	im sitting here on the floor with an 8 track copy of simon and garfunkel's greatest hits in an old jc penny 8 track player i got today from goodwill. a great calm has come over me, im feeling good for once in a long time...
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m^a(t)h expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,204	put it in the cupboard with your cupcakes
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08.12.2006, 09:30 AM	#4
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Me too. Spiders have the ability to tie shit up with it's awesome web. Like if Sonic Susie was being all bitchy again, you could be all "PSSHHHH!" and make her mouth shut closed. Snails have cool slime, but you couldn't really use it to your advantage as much. __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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08.12.2006, 09:35 AM	#6
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Good point! I'd still rather not have to touch her lips __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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