I'm watching a burglary

Lurker · 09.05.2006, 10:14 AM

An old couple and a young boy have just broken into the house across the road.

jon boy · 09.05.2006, 10:14 AM

sonicl · 09.05.2006, 10:15 AM

Are you going to tell anyone who can do anything about it?

Toilet & Bowels · 09.05.2006, 10:16 AM

call the cops!

jon boy · 09.05.2006, 10:16 AM

do they live there? did they lose their keys and have had to break a window in order to get in?

friend of mine once came out of his house to see his neighbour on fire! she had had a heart attack while smoking in an armchair and it lit up. he had to smash the door down to get in.

Tokolosh · 09.05.2006, 10:18 AM

"Wait! I'll be there in a second!"

porkmarras · 09.05.2006, 10:19 AM

Old people are too chavvy these days.What are they wearing?

Lurker · 09.05.2006, 10:19 AM

OOooh they've leaving with the booty!

It isn't really a burglary, but does look suspicious. They don't live there.

Lurker · 09.05.2006, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Old people are too chavvy these days.What are they wearing?

Oh,trackies and hoodies. Their cars got a spoiler.

Hip Priest · 09.05.2006, 10:20 AM

Burglars should be guillotined, if you ask me.

nicfit · 09.05.2006, 10:22 AM

cops could get you for "i don't know how to say that in english" if they read this...i mean,if you don't report a crime you witnessed,you know.that thing.

Lurker · 09.05.2006, 10:23 AM

There's no burglary, I think they got in with keys.

Toilet & Bowels · 09.05.2006, 10:25 AM

have you called the cops?

nicfit · 09.05.2006, 10:25 AM

ahn...so "brake into" = enter in your dictionary?ha ha.sorry.

jon boy · 09.05.2006, 10:27 AM

take a picture of them then if it is one you can show it to the fuzz. if you havnt already called them.

krastian · 09.05.2006, 03:22 PM

Hott.

EMMAh · 09.05.2006, 03:26 PM

So they didn't break in?
I once got locked out and had to break into my house. Later that night my neighbor came over and asked if we had been robbed because she saw me going through the window.

Cantankerous · 09.05.2006, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

So they didn't break in?
I once got locked out and had to break into my house. Later that night my neighbor came over and asked if we had been robbed because she saw me going through the window.

that happened to me. i had to climb up the fire escape at my old house and someone called the cops.

EMMAh · 09.05.2006, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

that happened to me. i had to climb up the fire escape at my old house and someone called the cops.

That's hilarious.

Style · 09.05.2006, 06:45 PM

One time a friend got put in handcuffs for a half hour cuz his neighbor called the cops because she thought they were breaking in.

He went over to his uncle's house to wrap christmas presents as a surprise. They didnt have keys, but they knew the side door would be open, so they hopped the fence with the rolls of wrapping paper in hand.

The neighbor thought they were carrying shotguns so she called the cops, and they burst into the house with guns drawn.

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Style stalker Join Date: May 2006 Location: Califronia Posts: 418	One time a friend got put in handcuffs for a half hour cuz his neighbor called the cops because she thought they were breaking in. He went over to his uncle's house to wrap christmas presents as a surprise. They didnt have keys, but they knew the side door would be open, so they hopped the fence with the rolls of wrapping paper in hand. The neighbor thought they were carrying shotguns so she called the cops, and they burst into the house with guns drawn.
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