[raindrop]

if you could kill yourself, or someone you don't like, how would you do it?

[_slavo_]

kill myself = either hanging myself or some pills
kill somebody = i'd give money to someone to do that instead of me

[floatingslowly]

I wouldn't ever do either. To do so would be to damn yourself to animalism.

[EVOLghost]

If I were to kill someone? Hmm.....I don't know. It may depend on how much I hate that person.


As for myself? Definitely pills or some sort of drugs.

[Pelle]

Kill myself: glue my hands to my head and hang myself on a pianowire (so when my head gets cut off it will look like I've ripped my own head off since I'm holding it)
Kill someone else: same as EVOLghost

[EVOLghost]

Originally Posted by Pelle

Kill myself: glue my hands to my head and hang myself on a pianowire (so when my head gets cut off it will look like I've ripped my own head off since I'm holding it)

hahahaha awesome. Great way to go.

[EVOLghost]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I wouldn't ever do either. To do so would be to damn yourself to animalism.

so much lol in this post.

[E. Noisefield]

Originally Posted by raindrop

if you could kill yourself, or someone you don't like, how would you do it?

Self = start with a monolithic intravenous dose of morphine. Increase the dose every few minutes while listening to some serene shoegazey guitar solo, a la Yo La Tengo.

Someone I didn't like = Drop them in a pit full of thousands of starving rapid house cats. It'd be slow, and monstrously painful, but that's cool.

[stu666]

Morphine for me too

[louder]

Originally Posted by foreverasskiss

kill myself = never, i'll just wait to die naturally, life's too fun, though i do respect people who can. it's not weak in my eyes.
kill someone = never, i'll just beat the living shit out of someone and call it a day.

ditto.

[EVOLghost]

Originally Posted by foreverasskiss

kill someone = never, i'll just beat the living shit out of someone and call it a day.

It would be like Batman. Do not kill, just cripple the person and give them a fate worse than death.

[jon boy]

helium

[keep poppin pimples]

self i would jump in front of a train, i like those things.


someone else? well there's so many opportunities there. maybe make them eat a few handfuls of cement powder

[SonicBebs]

i'd go off beachy head

and they'd go off beachy head

(not that i was anywhere near there officer, i was at home. asleep. alone.)

[floatingslowly]

First, I would bleed evolghost into unconsciousness by making 1000 paper cuts on his tiny penis. Then, after making sure that I had enough blood for my black rites, I'd throw him into the spiderpit.

Praise Lloth.

[RanaldoNecro]

Originally Posted by _slavo_

kill somebody = i'd give money to someone to do that instead of me

I have heard that can run as low as 5 grand.

[EVOLghost]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

First, I would bleed evolghost into unconsciousness by making 1000 paper cuts on his tiny penis. Then, after making sure that I had enpugh blood for my black rites, I'd throw him into the spiderpit.

Praise Lloth.

You animal!



ps. You have a simple error in yer post. You put "tiny penis" when I think you should have put, "above average penis". I wanted to clear this up, as it's going to need more than 1000 cuts to simply take the blood out of my cock alone.

[dirty bunny]

My first thought: call OJ Simpson.

After giving this some thought, I realized it made me a bit uncomfortable to think about. Because it begs the question why. And then I'd have to get into a dark headspace. And you know, I really don't want to go there.

It's also potentially incriminating. I think already I've said too much. I was never here. There are no dead bodies. Do not follow the bunny.

[floatingslowly]

lol above average.

kill yrself

[EVOLghost]

Psh...you're all looking into this too deeply.