Madonna

fishmonkey · 10.19.2006, 06:19 AM

is Madonna right to be takin ikkle babies from Malawi

screamingskull · 10.19.2006, 06:21 AM

whats scary is how quickly she's been able to do it because she is famous. Now she wants a girl too though. South Park has to make an episode about this.

sonicl · 10.19.2006, 06:24 AM

No, she's not right. She should have quietly made arrangements to provide for the child's upbringing (and that of the rest of the family) and education with him remaining in Malawi. As it is, the child's whole life is going to be one huge media sideshow.

_slavo_ · 10.19.2006, 06:40 AM

No, that's really the sleaziest, creepiest thing to do when you're famous. If she was really that keen on helping a poor family, why not just give some money to the family?

Tokolosh · 10.19.2006, 07:21 AM

No! She could easily support a whole village from starving.
An irrigation system, transport facilities, farming equipment & seeds, cattle & sheep, HIV medicine, a school building, teachers, books, pens & pencils, etc.
Instead, she wants to portray herself as Africa's savior. False bitch, if you ask me.

sonicl · 10.19.2006, 07:28 AM

I'm sure that in her heart she means well.

sonik death · 10.19.2006, 07:42 AM

Madonna has no heart.

fishmonkey · 10.19.2006, 08:19 AM

what about Mrs Jolie?

no one bats a fuckin eyelid there.

Tokolosh · 10.19.2006, 08:47 AM

Jolie helps people help themselves for the most part.

jon boy · 10.19.2006, 09:03 AM

what is this new celebrity craze for adopting kids? how come no rich people adopted me?

Tokolosh · 10.19.2006, 09:08 AM

'cause someone shone a lazer in your eye once, and you can't see properly anymore...

... Uh. Sorry, that was'nt really funny.

jon boy · 10.19.2006, 09:19 AM

thanks for that. yeah no one wants the kid squinting in the corner i guess.

Tokolosh · 10.19.2006, 09:28 AM

You could always show them the photo of that bird that shat on the Picasso painting in New York, and maybe they'll take you... I had to laugh when I read that.

jon boy · 10.19.2006, 09:33 AM

i meant it was a sparrow, i hope you realise.

Tokolosh · 10.19.2006, 09:38 AM

I do realize that it was a bird of some kind, but not specifically a sparrow.

jon boy · 10.19.2006, 09:41 AM

good i was thinking that some might have thought i meant girl. as bird is a slang word for female in england.

it was funny actually. i think a security guard dispatched the poor little thing with his gun. we were all forced to leave the gallery and when we cam back there was nothing but a pile of feathers.

gmku · 10.19.2006, 09:44 AM

She can do anything she wants. Madonna is a stone cold fox.

Tokolosh · 10.19.2006, 09:50 AM

Ha! Jono. Something similar happened here in Holland a year or 2 ago. They had a domino day, where a group of 40-50 people work intensively for months putting up dominos rows, so they could break the world record "Live" on tv. Well, there was a finch that flew around the big hanger where they were putting them up, and managed to shake and drop a million or so domino stacks, a day before the main event. It was shot on the spot, causing a commotion throughout the country, because it was an endangered bird. Animal activists started a condolences register for the creature, and rows of people attended to sign it. Ha! Fucking Twats.

fishmonkey · 10.19.2006, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh

Jolie helps people help themselves for the most part.

tell that to Jennifer Aniston

jon boy · 10.19.2006, 09:57 AM

haha i remember that yes! it was funny that it knocked over the domino's but imensly annoying for the people setting them up. still they love a challenge dont they.

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10.19.2006, 06:19 AM	#1
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	is Madonna right to be takin ikkle babies from Malawi __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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10.19.2006, 06:21 AM	#2
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	whats scary is how quickly she's been able to do it because she is famous. Now she wants a girl too though. South Park has to make an episode about this.
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10.19.2006, 06:24 AM	#3
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	No, she's not right. She should have quietly made arrangements to provide for the child's upbringing (and that of the rest of the family) and education with him remaining in Malawi. As it is, the child's whole life is going to be one huge media sideshow.
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10.19.2006, 06:40 AM	#4
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,912	No, that's really the sleaziest, creepiest thing to do when you're famous. If she was really that keen on helping a poor family, why not just give some money to the family? __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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10.19.2006, 07:21 AM	#5
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	No! She could easily support a whole village from starving. An irrigation system, transport facilities, farming equipment & seeds, cattle & sheep, HIV medicine, a school building, teachers, books, pens & pencils, etc. Instead, she wants to portray herself as Africa's savior. False bitch, if you ask me. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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10.19.2006, 07:28 AM	#6
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	I'm sure that in her heart she means well.
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10.19.2006, 07:42 AM	#7
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10.19.2006, 08:19 AM	#8
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	what about Mrs Jolie? no one bats a fuckin eyelid there. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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10.19.2006, 08:47 AM	#9
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Jolie helps people help themselves for the most part. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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10.19.2006, 09:03 AM	#10
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10.19.2006, 09:08 AM	#11
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	'cause someone shone a lazer in your eye once, and you can't see properly anymore... ... Uh. Sorry, that was'nt really funny. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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10.19.2006, 09:19 AM	#12
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	thanks for that. yeah no one wants the kid squinting in the corner i guess. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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10.19.2006, 09:28 AM	#13
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	You could always show them the photo of that bird that shat on the Picasso painting in New York, and maybe they'll take you... I had to laugh when I read that. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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10.19.2006, 09:33 AM	#14
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	i meant it was a sparrow, i hope you realise. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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10.19.2006, 09:38 AM	#15
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	I do realize that it was a bird of some kind, but not specifically a sparrow. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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10.19.2006, 09:41 AM	#16
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	good i was thinking that some might have thought i meant girl. as bird is a slang word for female in england. it was funny actually. i think a security guard dispatched the poor little thing with his gun. we were all forced to leave the gallery and when we cam back there was nothing but a pile of feathers. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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10.19.2006, 09:44 AM	#17
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	She can do anything she wants. Madonna is a stone cold fox. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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10.19.2006, 09:50 AM	#18
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Ha! Jono. Something similar happened here in Holland a year or 2 ago. They had a domino day, where a group of 40-50 people work intensively for months putting up dominos rows, so they could break the world record "Live" on tv. Well, there was a finch that flew around the big hanger where they were putting them up, and managed to shake and drop a million or so domino stacks, a day before the main event. It was shot on the spot, causing a commotion throughout the country, because it was an endangered bird. Animal activists started a condolences register for the creature, and rows of people attended to sign it. Ha! Fucking Twats. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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10.19.2006, 09:57 AM	#20
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	haha i remember that yes! it was funny that it knocked over the domino's but imensly annoying for the people setting them up. still they love a challenge dont they. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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