Have you ever shagged an old bird?

king_buzzo · 11.14.2006, 12:29 PM

i thought you were talking about real birds....

in that case, i stuck a pencil in ones ass.

but it was already dead and stuffed so it couldnt feel the pleasure

The Usher · 11.14.2006, 12:29 PM

I once shagged a turkey, no idea how old it was though...

PAULYBEE2656 · 11.14.2006, 12:31 PM

i fucked the roadrunner. that bird must be in his 60s now!

beep beeped a lot and too much tounge! as for that coyote, he was just a bitch!

zedius · 11.14.2006, 12:31 PM

Old people aren't so old anymore.

stenson · 11.14.2006, 01:57 PM

Try shagging a worm, it's fun. If you're a guy, you become the bitch.

gmku · 11.14.2006, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by zedius

Old people aren't so old anymore.

It's true. And young people are getting a lot older than they ever used to be.

stenson · 11.14.2006, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

It's true. And young people are getting a lot older than they ever used to be.

It's really sad. You see 8 year olds bragging about how they've smoked weed and dressing like they're Flavor Flav

Rob Instigator · 11.14.2006, 02:10 PM

I have shagged her in my dreams many a night

porkmarras · 11.14.2006, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by arthritis2600

In my time i used to look at them old bitches and think about it all the time.

An old beard,perhaps.

!@#$%! · 11.14.2006, 02:16 PM

sounds like a boast, quite distasteful, but to avoid further stupidities from being committed here i'll disclose that i've had my share of MILFs...

what would make a MILF you've fucked? a MIF'd?

anyway, all prejudiced morons should read this book:

not the movie. the book.

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ps: nigella rules.

gmku · 11.14.2006, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I have shagged her in my dreams many a night

The amazing thing is, she eats all that pasta, and still looks like that.

kingcoffee · 11.14.2006, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Damn, she's quite a looker. I wonder what she would look like toothless, covered in blood, missing her left breast and locked in a cage in my basement. Now THAT'S hot!

king_buzzo · 11.14.2006, 02:25 PM

it would be hillariuous if all her fat hides in her pussy

Confucious is sex · 11.14.2006, 02:27 PM

I fucked an albatross once, or at least i think it was an albatross, it was hard to tell exactly from the rotting carcass. Mmmmm, warm around the fingers, mmmmm, methane emissions

gmku · 11.14.2006, 02:28 PM

Well, from what I can tell, all her fat seems to go judiciously to her lovely lips, full breasts, and attractive toosh.

stenson · 11.14.2006, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

it would be hillariuous if all her fat hides in her pussy

It would be lucky for her, because having sex would help burn it off. Porkmarras would get his share and so would she

porkmarras · 11.14.2006, 02:29 PM

150th

11.14.2006, 02:31 PM

How old are you talking about?

!@#$%! · 11.14.2006, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jico

How old are you talking about?

i don't know how old he meant let me venture a good relative marker--

does your mom have any hot friends?

post-menopause i think is where one draws the line, as it can get bone-dry...

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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,486	sounds like a boast, quite distasteful, but to avoid further stupidities from being committed here i'll disclose that i've had my share of MILFs... what would make a MILF you've fucked? a MIF'd? anyway, all prejudiced morons should read this book: not the movie. the book. --- ps: nigella rules.
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Confucious is sex bad moon rising Join Date: May 2006 Location: Shoreditch, London, UK Posts: 183	I fucked an albatross once, or at least i think it was an albatross, it was hard to tell exactly from the rotting carcass. Mmmmm, warm around the fingers, mmmmm, methane emissions
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