Danny had sex with your mother

Danny Himself · 12.06.2006, 06:49 PM

Hello.

There are many things I have not mentioned in my posts at this board, and one of those things I have not mentioned is the fact that I have slept with your mother. Not only did I sleep with her, but we also had sex. I am sure you are saying to yourself, "Yeah, right", but hear me out. Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Danny had sex with your mother.

It all happened on a rainy night two weeks ago. Was it two weeks? It could have been three. I have been so out of it since I rocked your mother's world. It took a lot of energy to rock your mother's world, as she too in return was rocking mine, at the same time. That made it a little more difficult. Anyway, it all happened on a rainy night sometime in the last month. Danny invited your mother to his house, for fine wine, fine cheese, and eventual fine lovin'. Of course, I did not mention the latter in case it would scare her away. Only after she had drunk the wine and nibbled the cheese did I propose that we get freaky.

Before I knew it we were both naked, save for my aluminum arm-bands. It was then, roughly around 11:45pm on that rainy night, that Danny had sex with your mother. It was hard and soft. Fast and slow. It was horizontal most of the time, but on two occasions it was vertical and once diagonal. After our two worlds had been rocked, we retired to sleep in the smooth 100% silk bed, as was required. I have not thought about whether I should do it again, but I have done it once. I have had sex with your mother.

Thanks.

Glice · 12.06.2006, 06:51 PM

"Fucking shit", were her exact words.

fishmonkey · 12.06.2006, 06:51 PM

my mother is dead.
sicko.

Glice · 12.06.2006, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

"Fucking shit", were her exact words.

Although I'll grant you she may have been referring to anal sex.

static-harmony · 12.06.2006, 06:52 PM

My mother is too old, weirdo.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.06.2006, 06:55 PM

i thought you were one of them watchoomacallits....

gays?

static-harmony · 12.06.2006, 06:55 PM

Well unless men can have babies, then I don't see why I can't be born from a woman.

Danny Himself · 12.06.2006, 06:56 PM

How am I gay if I have slept with your mother, crypto?

Unless you mean to argue that I am gay, yet in denial, and covering it up with threads such as this. Touche, sir.

Glice · 12.06.2006, 06:58 PM

Two gays-in-denial in one thread? My my, what an exciting board this is.

Danny Himself · 12.06.2006, 07:03 PM

It's a blast.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.06.2006, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

How am I gay if I have slept with your mother, crypto?

Unless you mean to argue that I am gay, yet in denial, and covering it up with threads such as this. Touche, sir.

i couldve sworn i had read somewhere that you were one of them.
guess i was wrong, my bad.

Danny Himself · 12.06.2006, 07:08 PM

Haha, well, people like to talk.

If you'd like more evidence of heterosexuality, I could perhaps buy a string vest, or grow a beer belly. Talk about penis enlargement? Whatever you want.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.06.2006, 07:10 PM

no, no
i believe

my apologies

Norma J · 12.06.2006, 07:12 PM

Danny fucks lots of things, grapefruits etc. And considering a few people on this board are under 20, and mostly around the age of 15 or 16, that'd make their mothers at the least 31. That's not bad.

!@#$%! · 12.06.2006, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Hello.

There are many things I have not mentioned in my posts at this board, and one of those things I have not mentioned is the fact that I have slept with your mother. Not only did I sleep with her, but we also had sex. I am sure you are saying to yourself, "Yeah, right", but hear me out. Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Danny had sex with your mother.

It all happened on a rainy night two weeks ago. Was it two weeks? It could have been three. I have been so out of it since I rocked your mother's world. It took a lot of energy to rock your mother's world, as she too in return was rocking mine, at the same time. That made it a little more difficult. Anyway, it all happened on a rainy night sometime in the last month. Danny invited your mother to his house, for fine wine, fine cheese, and eventual fine lovin'. Of course, I did not mention the latter in case it would scare her away. Only after she had drunk the wine and nibbled the cheese did I propose that we get freaky.

Before I knew it we were both naked, save for my aluminum arm-bands. It was then, roughly around 11:45pm on that rainy night, that Danny had sex with your mother. It was hard and soft. Fast and slow. It was horizontal most of the time, but on two occasions it was vertical and once diagonal. After our two worlds had been rocked, we retired to sleep in the smooth 100% silk bed, as was required. I have not thought about whether I should do it again, but I have done it once. I have had sex with your mother.

Thanks.

you're wrong, you're very wrong-- even if you could have sex with someone's mother, it would be impossible for you to have sex with everyone's mother -- especially under the same scenario.

what happened is this-- you had sex with your own mother, and became psychotic as a result of the experience. that's certainly what happened-- you fucked your own mother, and now--through that freudian mechanism known as displacement--you replace the memory of your own juicy, dripping, rusty-trombone-giving mom, for some vague fantasies of internet people you haven't even met.

but now you know the truth.

Danny Himself · 12.06.2006, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

you're wrong, you're very wrong-- even if you could have sex with someone's mother, it would be impossible for you to have sex with everyone's mother -- especially under the same scenario.

what happened is this-- you had sex with your own mother, and became psychotic as a result of the experience. that's certainly what happened-- you fucked your own mother, and now--through that freudian mechanism known as displacement--you replace the memory of your own juicy, dripping, rusty-trombone-giving mom, for some vague fantasies of internet people you haven't even met.

but now you know the truth.

What you profess to be the truth is nothing but a lie.

By creating the thread, and writing out what happened, I informed YOU that I had slept with YOUR mother. YOU. The person reading this, right now. You.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 12.06.2006, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

By creating the thread, and writing out what happened, I informed YOU that I had slept with YOUR mother. YOU. The person reading this, right now. You.

Wait. Huh? You had sex with !@#$%! ??

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.06.2006, 07:24 PM

!@#$%! · 12.06.2006, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

What you profess to be the truth is nothing but a lie.

By creating the thread, and writing out what happened, I informed YOU that I had slept with YOUR mother. YOU. The person reading this, right now. You.

just take your medication as the doctor ordered, and all will be (eventually) alright...

schizophrenicroom · 12.06.2006, 09:56 PM

i love you, danny.

12.06.2006, 06:49 PM	#1
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Hello. There are many things I have not mentioned in my posts at this board, and one of those things I have not mentioned is the fact that I have slept with your mother. Not only did I sleep with her, but we also had sex. I am sure you are saying to yourself, "Yeah, right", but hear me out. Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Danny had sex with your mother. It all happened on a rainy night two weeks ago. Was it two weeks? It could have been three. I have been so out of it since I rocked your mother's world. It took a lot of energy to rock your mother's world, as she too in return was rocking mine, at the same time. That made it a little more difficult. Anyway, it all happened on a rainy night sometime in the last month. Danny invited your mother to his house, for fine wine, fine cheese, and eventual fine lovin'. Of course, I did not mention the latter in case it would scare her away. Only after she had drunk the wine and nibbled the cheese did I propose that we get freaky. Before I knew it we were both naked, save for my aluminum arm-bands. It was then, roughly around 11:45pm on that rainy night, that Danny had sex with your mother. It was hard and soft. Fast and slow. It was horizontal most of the time, but on two occasions it was vertical and once diagonal. After our two worlds had been rocked, we retired to sleep in the smooth 100% silk bed, as was required. I have not thought about whether I should do it again, but I have done it once. I have had sex with your mother. Thanks.
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12.06.2006, 06:51 PM	#3
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	my mother is dead. sicko. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	My mother is too old, weirdo. __________________
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cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	i thought you were one of them watchoomacallits.... gays?
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Well unless men can have babies, then I don't see why I can't be born from a woman. __________________
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12.06.2006, 06:56 PM	#8
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	How am I gay if I have slept with your mother, crypto? Unless you mean to argue that I am gay, yet in denial, and covering it up with threads such as this. Touche, sir.
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12.06.2006, 07:03 PM	#10
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	It's a blast.
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12.06.2006, 07:08 PM	#12
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Haha, well, people like to talk. If you'd like more evidence of heterosexuality, I could perhaps buy a string vest, or grow a beer belly. Talk about penis enlargement? Whatever you want.
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cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	no, no i believe my apologies
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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	Danny fucks lots of things, grapefruits etc. And considering a few people on this board are under 20, and mostly around the age of 15 or 16, that'd make their mothers at the least 31. That's not bad. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	i love you, danny. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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