![]() |
#1 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Ireland
Posts: 2,670
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
If you could be one starwars character who would it be? Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? What is you're best friends name? ...and what annoys you most about them? What do you wear in bed? If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? Have you ever had your heart broken? What one thing would you change about your body/personality?
__________________
"Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa" |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#2 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: London - UK
Posts: 14,313
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? Because there wouldnt babies that way
If you could be one starwars character who would it be? I can't answer this as i'm not into starwars Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Because your arse would explode if they were What is you're best friends name?Kate Dunne ...and what annoys you most about them? Nothing What do you wear in bed? Boxer shorts If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family?No it just means that i'm earning some dosh You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussain and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? myself Have you ever had your heart broken?yes but not for long What one thing would you change about your body/personality? My gender perhaps? __________________ |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#3 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: In the land of the Instigator
Posts: 27,951
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? Because there are no vital organs in your legs. What I need is a bulletproof codpiece for ol "Big Red." (don't get porkmarrass started!)
If you could be one starwars character who would it be? This is a good question. I would have to choose Lando calrissian. That dude got all the ladies! Plus, the Millenium falcon was HIS! Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? This is also a good question. ASSteroids would be HILARIOUS! What is you're best friends name? - SONIC YOUTH ...and what annoys you most about them? - The fact that I have never met them What do you wear in bed? - t-shirt, undies. If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? - I am for sure the geek in my family. I am also the nerd, the art-fag, the punk, the rocker, the freak, the weirdo, the literati, the intellectual.... You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? - george michael, even though Saddam looks like my Tio Winston. Have you ever had your heart broken? - yes, on many occassions. What one thing would you change about your body/personality? - I would like tonoty be such a cynical know-it-all....
__________________
RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read. |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#4 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Birkenhead
Posts: 9,397
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? Who can tell? Why do people climb to the top of tall buildings, then put money into telescopes so that they can look at things on the ground? If animals are all so unhygenic, why aren't they all dead or ill? Life, eh?
If you could be one starwars character who would it be? Lando Calrissian. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? So that people can follow conversations easier. 'Asteroid' = lumpy thing in the darkness of space, 'Hemorrhoids' = lumpy thing in the darkness of yr arse. Not your arse, you understand, but they hang out in people's arses, you know, that's their thing. When I say 'hang out', I mean, oh nevermind... What is you're best friends name? I don't socialise with people enough to have a really close best friend, but I've got good friends. There's a girl in work who I enjoy talking to a lot and get on very well with indeed, but we don't hang out or anything outside of work. ...and what annoys you most about them? N/A What do you wear in bed? Just boxer short type things or sometimes just nowt. If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? I am the geek in my family, but more for being into antiquarian books and local history and stuff, and for being into 'sad' things and for reading so much. It's a position I covet. You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? Do I have to save one? Oh. Erm, I think Sadders should face the wrath of those he has wronged, and realise that he has done wrong. So the former. Have you ever had your heart broken? No. I'm 35, I've been with my wife for over 18 years. I was quite upset when John Peel died though. What one thing would you change about your body/personality? I'm reasonably happy, really. I'd quite like it if I didn't have to shave every day.
__________________
Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/ |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#5 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: psycho battery
Posts: 12,161
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
there are. If you could be one starwars character who would it be? one that died quickly so i wouldnt have to be in that fucking movie anymore. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? because asteroids are chunks of rock that float through space. What is you're best friends name? jon ...and what annoys you most about them? all that sex. What do you wear in bed? not much. If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? i guess, but i dont come here all that often. You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? i row away. Have you ever had your heart broken? yes thanks. What one thing would you change about your body/personality? more hair and better eyesight. |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#6 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Baltimore
Posts: 7,808
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?-Because we can't afford them.
If you could be one starwars character who would it be?-Luke Jedi era. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?-I'm not going to discuss this. What is you're best friends name?-Booze, I mean....Garrett. ...and what annoys you most about them?-He has a kid now and everything is insane. What do you wear in bed?-T-shirt and shorts I guess. If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family?-Ha ha....no, I rock. You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save?-Georgie boy....maybe he'll give me some money. Have you ever had your heart broken?-Yeah, but I was in 8th grade so it doesn't really count. What one thing would you change about your body/personality?-I guess I'd maybe change being a cynical bastard.....it's probably for the best though.
__________________
Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth. |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#7 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: behind you
Posts: 10,807
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? I imagine the material would feel funny around our nether regions.
If you could be one starwars character who would it be? Leia in The Empire Strikes Back or A New Hope. I couldn't pull off that bikini in Jedi. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? I do not know. What is you're best friends name? Phoebe ...and what annoys you most about them? Absolutely nothing, except for the fact she's moving, but that's more depressing than annoying. What do you wear in bed? Leggings or pajama pants, a shirt. If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? Yes, indeed. You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? George Michael. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes. What one thing would you change about your body/personality? I'd like stronger arms and less awkwardness.
__________________
fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art" |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#8 |
stalker
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: newport news/charlottesville, va, usa.
Posts: 508
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? becuz jeezus iz watchin ovr mee.
If you could be one starwars character who would it be? CLEARLY, r-3po. (no, that is not a typo.) Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? because an asteroid in your ass would hurt like all hell. can you imagine walking around like that? What is you're best friends name? "best friend?" sorry, term's not quite familiar to me. ...and what annoys you most about them? see above. What do you wear in bed? underwear. (i know, horrifying visual.) If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? i'm a math major who watches star trek. you tell me. You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? myself. (edit -- godblessit, porkmarras beat me to it.) Have you ever had your heart broken? let me call my cardiologist. What one thing would you change about your body/personality? i would be substantially, substantially less ill at ease in social situations. substantially.
__________________
obligatory intellectual quote: "all men by nature desire to know." --aristotle obligatory myspace page link. obligatory myspace band page link. |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#9 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 9,623
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? They haven't been invented yet.
If you could be one starwars character who would it be? I don't know. Anonymous Imperial Henchman #4. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Because asteriods are something else entirely. What is you're best friends name? Katie ...and what annoys you most about them? She drinks What do you wear in bed? Clothes If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? No You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? George. Have you ever had your heart broken? Sure. What one thing would you change about your body/personality? I'd be taller. |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#10 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Missouri, land of the free and home of the brave
Posts: 2,351
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
Harry: "Then they slapped this bullet proof vest on me and gave me a gun." Lloyd: "But what if he shot you in the face?" Harry: "What if they shot me in the face?" Beth Jordan: "That's a risk we were willing to take." -Dumb & Dumber If you could be one starwars character who would it be? Luke in The Empire Strikes Back. It's the best one of the bunch. Because he made out with his sister? Possibly. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? This makes me want to vomit. What is you're best friends name? Kelsy ...and what annoys you most about them? She's such a tease. What do you wear in bed? Usually whatever I wore that day. If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? No, one of my brothers is far worse. You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? George! Have you ever had your heart broken? I don't have a heart. What one thing would you change about your body/personality? I would make a much better man than I do a woman. That's no joke.
__________________
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#11 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 11,289
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
They exist, but they are being kept from use by the powerful wheelchair manufacturing lobby. If you could be one starwars character who would it be? Han Solo. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? *sigh* What is you're best friends name? Eric ...and what annoys you most about them? He spells his nae wrong. What do you wear in bed? Skin. If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? By far. You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? George Michael. He might be more evil, but he is guaranteed to give better head. Have you ever had your heart broken? Sure, but not in many years. What one thing would you change about your body/personality? I would finally get that vestigial tail removed. |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#12 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mars attacks
Posts: 42,537
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
who says there aren't? savage clone owns a few pairs... i've seen pictures If you could be one starwars character who would it be? that big fat greedy slob jabba the ... hut? (spelling?) he gets to have the half-naked princess chained to him or something. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? hemo = blood, aster = star i think if you eat a box of stars & shoot them out of your ass they would be asteroids What is you're best friends name? not saying here ...and what annoys you most about them? the occasional madness What do you wear in bed? nada If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? obviously You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? i'd kill them both & eat their carcasses. on second though i'd kill saddam first eat his carcass & let george michael blow me until we run out of food, then he follows Have you ever had your heart broken? a sappy question. answer: more times than i can count. What one thing would you change about your body/personality? i would be less irritated by idiots. but i'm learning. |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#13 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 5,515
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? -I don't think that
If you could be one starwars character who would it be? -people actually Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? -read the answers What is you're best friends name? -to these mass question games ...and what annoys you most about them? -so answering them What do you wear in bed? -is pretty pointless If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? -if you ask me, You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? -although Have you ever had your heart broken? -they're fun to answer What one thing would you change about your body/personality? -in my head. |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#14 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Mexico
Posts: 15,713
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
because my willie is from krypton george lucas...he gets all the money the word "hemorrhoides" comes from hemisphere, which means south of the border. i bet 12 geeks now are going to start correnting me, bring it on bitches!!! my best friend is called chia pet and the thing that annoys me the most about him is that he gets to spend more time with his friend wormy. i wear my ass' hair to sleep nah, you should see my love slave, she's hooked to the computer 24 hours a day, otherwise she'd die (yes, my love slave is a member of my family) i'd save myself from watching that yes i'd change my tolerance for people. |
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#15 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Mexico
Posts: 15,713
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
class answer!!! almost as class as sebastian bach. |
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#16 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Mexico
Posts: 15,713
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
i've got impure thoughts about schizo... |
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#17 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Mexico
Posts: 15,713
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
clever |
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#18 |
the end of the ugly
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Lynchburg in the 03!!!
Posts: 865
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
these are shitty questions
__________________
RIPfrey05 registered: 6/12/2004 00:00 Im a church kicking bitch posts: 2089 1337, were gangsters http://www.myspace.com/thefloridaorangebirds MY FUCKING BAND ![]() |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |