first world problems - Page 10

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 05.10.2012, 01:48 AM

The 1967 Fantastic Four Animated Series Was Never Officially Released On Dvd And Torrents Of It Are Impossible To Find

Genteel Death · 06.13.2012, 12:15 PM

I am on a bus stuck in traffic and I feel a massive poo coming on after eating too many mixed nuts at work.

truncated · 06.13.2012, 12:19 PM

That IS a first world problem. In less developed countries, you could just let go right on the bus. If you even had a bus at your disposal.

Genteel Death · 06.13.2012, 01:25 PM

Well I managed to get off the packed bus and run into a pub where I unleashed a masterpiece of Expressionism in brown. The internal pain I suffered during that tortuous journey was offered the clinically hygienic canvas of an east London toilet bowl. The suffering of the first world found the perfect outlet in my abdomen contractions.

truncated · 06.13.2012, 01:43 PM

That was poignant and beautiful.

EVOLghost · 07.08.2012, 02:18 PM

I'm in the 2nd floor of my giant house and my wifi signal is weak for my ipad2

Savage Clone · 07.08.2012, 09:12 PM

I live in one giant concrete room and pick up stray wi-fi signals.
My first world kicks your first world's ass.
Take that, Chicago!

SpaceCadetHayden · 07.08.2012, 09:18 PM

i live in rural minnesota there are a lot of farms it's not very first world at all

Savage Clone · 07.08.2012, 09:21 PM

It's the heartland of Amethica

SpaceCadetHayden · 07.08.2012, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

It's the heartland of Amethica

it really embraces American ideals by combining first-generation Somali refugees, Americanized Mexican immigrants, and chain food

floatingslowly · 10.12.2012, 09:44 AM

My "smart" phone has been liking things that I like but didn't like, and like, it won't let me delete any like that's been liked.

I want to smash it, and cast this rare-earth failure into the wind.

Genteel Death · 06.13.2013, 07:56 AM

I am not impressed by the fact that it is the 2nd day this week I can't have my favourite baguette sandwich because it run out by the time I got to the staff canteen to get one.

Nefeli · 06.13.2013, 09:16 AM

i am impressed and confused as to what i am doing wrong or right and i manage to get equally wasted by spending 1/3 of the money i used to.

* love how i keep failing in the thread.

Toilet & Bowels · 06.13.2013, 12:36 PM

Someone tried to break into my house today, but we had a builder doing some work and he scared them off.

dead_battery · 06.13.2013, 01:20 PM

cant get the taste of 3rd world blood out of my jizz

SonicBebs · 06.13.2013, 03:07 PM

cant decide if I should have a glass of red or a beer
fuck sake.

Rob Instigator · 06.13.2013, 03:15 PM

running out of Tumblr porn blogs....

pony · 06.14.2013, 10:08 PM

^ list pls

Nefeli · 06.15.2013, 06:51 AM

my plan last night was to steal a lighter from my friends.

GravitySlips · 06.15.2013, 07:21 AM

Got an interview tomorrow but I really can't be bothered with it. Not sure I even want this job.

05.10.2012, 01:48 AM	#181
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	The 1967 Fantastic Four Animated Series Was Never Officially Released On Dvd And Torrents Of It Are Impossible To Find
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06.13.2012, 12:15 PM	#182
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	I am on a bus stuck in traffic and I feel a massive poo coming on after eating too many mixed nuts at work.
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06.13.2012, 12:19 PM	#183
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	That IS a first world problem. In less developed countries, you could just let go right on the bus. If you even had a bus at your disposal.
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06.13.2012, 01:25 PM	#184
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	Well I managed to get off the packed bus and run into a pub where I unleashed a masterpiece of Expressionism in brown. The internal pain I suffered during that tortuous journey was offered the clinically hygienic canvas of an east London toilet bowl. The suffering of the first world found the perfect outlet in my abdomen contractions.
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06.13.2012, 01:43 PM	#185
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	That was poignant and beautiful.
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07.08.2012, 02:18 PM	#186
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	I'm in the 2nd floor of my giant house and my wifi signal is weak for my ipad2
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07.08.2012, 09:12 PM	#187
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I live in one giant concrete room and pick up stray wi-fi signals. My first world kicks your first world's ass. Take that, Chicago!
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07.08.2012, 09:18 PM	#188
SpaceCadetHayden the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: the void of civilization Posts: 988	i live in rural minnesota there are a lot of farms it's not very first world at all __________________
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07.08.2012, 09:21 PM	#189
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	It's the heartland of Amethica
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10.12.2012, 09:44 AM	#191
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	My "smart" phone has been liking things that I like but didn't like, and like, it won't let me delete any like that's been liked. I want to smash it, and cast this rare-earth failure into the wind.
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06.13.2013, 07:56 AM	#192
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	I am not impressed by the fact that it is the 2nd day this week I can't have my favourite baguette sandwich because it run out by the time I got to the staff canteen to get one.
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06.13.2013, 09:16 AM	#193
Nefeli invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,147,485,022	i am impressed and confused as to what i am doing wrong or right and i manage to get equally wasted by spending 1/3 of the money i used to. * love how i keep failing in the thread.
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06.13.2013, 12:36 PM	#194
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,265	Someone tried to break into my house today, but we had a builder doing some work and he scared them off.
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06.13.2013, 01:20 PM	#195
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	cant get the taste of 3rd world blood out of my jizz
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06.13.2013, 03:07 PM	#196
SonicBebs expwy. to yr skull Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,680	cant decide if I should have a glass of red or a beer fuck sake. __________________ https://soundcloud.com/lamstonite http://lamstonite.bandcamp.com/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/lamstonite
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06.13.2013, 03:15 PM	#197
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,969	running out of Tumblr porn blogs.... __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.14.2013, 10:08 PM	#198
pony the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2013 Location: pony farm Posts: 1,061	^ list pls
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06.15.2013, 06:51 AM	#199
Nefeli invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,147,485,022	my plan last night was to steal a lighter from my friends.
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06.15.2013, 07:21 AM	#200
GravitySlips children of satan Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 373	Got an interview tomorrow but I really can't be bothered with it. Not sure I even want this job.
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