Ask Pookie - Page 10

Cantankerous · 10.22.2006, 03:01 AM

spookie,

at $15, were these a good investment?

Pookie · 10.23.2006, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimer byron sutch

dear spookie:

your words of wisdom are needed, someone stole my cheese sandwich at work and i would like to get, as the saying in the street goes, 'medieval on their asses'; so which harry potter movie should i watch to learn a spell to cast on my aggressors?

mortimer byron sutch
glasgow

It's a little known fact that the spells in the Harry Potter films were not real. They had to disguise the real spells so as to avoid an outbreak of school chums turning each other into evil fire-breathing dragons etc.

Consider using this piece of medieval weaponry:

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Originally Posted by Boo Boo

Dear Pookie,
Why only smelly tories seem to fancy me?

Kind Regards

Boo Boo if i was you.

Norwich

Is it the fact they're tories that bothers you, or the smelliness? Because, there's always deodorant, but the stench of Conservatism is harder to disguise.

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Originally Posted by david ambrose

dear pookie,

i want it with a lady who is already attached. advice please?

david ambrose, chiswick.

If she's attached, surely that means you're already getting it.

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Originally Posted by Sinitta

My dear Pookie,

I'm gonna dodge the eastend streets in my drag worst.Save me?

Sinitta

Bow

As long as you're not thinking of hitchin' a ride or we might end up right back where we started from, but you'd be safe with me because I'm so macho. Love and affection,

Pookie

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Originally Posted by ted nugent

dear spookie:

i'm feeling a little peckish, what's the most defenseless animal i can hunt for brunch?

ted nugent
the motor city (detroit)

Any animal is defenceless where the Nuge is around. Go for it, you weekend warrior!

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Originally Posted by Lilly

spookie,

at $15, were these a good investment?

Depends what kind of return you're expecting on them.

porkmarras · 11.24.2006, 04:50 AM

Dear Pookie,
I've been feeling a bit nauseous and i've developed a fad for eating only my finegernails.Do you think i'm pregnant?

Wanda Stirling

Crowborough

jon boy · 11.24.2006, 04:53 AM

dear pookie,

will you still love me tomorow?

david thass, leeds.

Pookie · 11.26.2006, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Wanda Stirling

Dear Pookie,
I've been feeling a bit nauseous and i've developed a fad for eating only my finegernails.Do you think i'm pregnant?

Wanda Stirling

Crowborough

Signs of pregnancy:
A feeling that there's something growing inside of you.
Your body is developing a strange baby-shaped lump.
Your feet are growing.

You bad-tempered and expecting your loved ones to pamper you and search for chocolate bars any time of day or night.
You're a woman.
You've had unprotected, penetrative sex with a man (or male animal) recently.

Hope that helps.

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Originally Posted by david thass

dear pookie,

will you still love me tomorow?

david thass, leeds

Were you the one I met in Movers and Shakers last night? You said your name was Davina!

jon boy · 11.26.2006, 11:02 AM

its a cliche but:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Pookie again.

porkmarras · 11.26.2006, 11:04 AM

Dear Pookie,
I just got up 10 minutes ago.Have i missed something important?

Dr Moo

jon boy · 11.26.2006, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Dear Pookie,
I just got up 10 minutes ago.Have i missed something important?

Dr Moo

i should bloody say! all the posts have been deleted now you dirty stop out.

blastscenealibi · 11.26.2006, 04:01 PM

I was using the stand-up urinal in the men's room the other day and the guy next to me splashed a little bit and it got on my hand and I didn't wash my hands and then I touched myself later and now I have a spot there so i was wondering if I'll be okay.

static-harmony · 11.26.2006, 04:04 PM

Dear Pookie,
What can I give my pimp for christmas something that he isn't getting from all the other two dollar whores?

Love, Whore In a rut.

Everyneurotic · 11.26.2006, 10:47 PM

dear spookie:

will i ever come back to the board?

sincerely,

everyneurotic
MxDxFx

king_buzzo · 11.27.2006, 07:53 AM

dear pookie

king_buzzo is not a member of any public groups?

jon boy · 11.27.2006, 07:58 AM

dear pookie,

now that your 40 and officially old and past it will you still answer these posts?

edward cheese, poole.

king-buzzo · 11.27.2006, 08:00 AM

Dear Pookie

I am unable to stop myself from typing meaningless shite on internet forums.

king_buzzo · 11.27.2006, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by king-buzzo

Dear Pookie

I am unable to stop myself from typing meaningless shite on internet forums.

i know!

porky?

sonicl · 11.27.2006, 08:08 AM

Eh? Why does everyone always pick on Porky?

porkmarras · 11.27.2006, 08:11 AM

I've always been a magnet for freaks so nothing new there.

Pookie · 11.28.2006, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Moo

Dear Pookie,
I just got up 10 minutes ago.Have i missed something important?

Dr Moo

On here? Never.

Pookie · 11.28.2006, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blastscenealibi

I was using the stand-up urinal in the men's room the other day and the guy next to me splashed a little bit and it got on my hand and I didn't wash my hands and then I touched myself later and now I have a spot there so i was wondering if I'll be okay.

You'll be ok, but your penis is shot to shit I'm afraid. You have what they call, "splash-back" disease.

Pookie · 11.28.2006, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Whore In a rut

Dear Pookie,
What can I give my pimp for christmas something that he isn't getting from all the other two dollar whores?

Love, Whore In a rut.

How about a five dollar whore?

10.22.2006, 03:01 AM	#181
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	spookie, at $15, were these a good investment? __________________ RETIRED
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11.24.2006, 04:50 AM	#183
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Dear Pookie, I've been feeling a bit nauseous and i've developed a fad for eating only my finegernails.Do you think i'm pregnant? Wanda Stirling Crowborough __________________
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11.24.2006, 04:53 AM	#184
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	dear pookie, will you still love me tomorow? david thass, leeds. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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11.26.2006, 11:02 AM	#186
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	its a cliche but: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Pookie again. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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11.26.2006, 11:04 AM	#187
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Dear Pookie, I just got up 10 minutes ago.Have i missed something important? Dr Moo __________________
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11.26.2006, 04:01 PM	#189
blastscenealibi bad moon rising Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 185	I was using the stand-up urinal in the men's room the other day and the guy next to me splashed a little bit and it got on my hand and I didn't wash my hands and then I touched myself later and now I have a spot there so i was wondering if I'll be okay.
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11.26.2006, 04:04 PM	#190
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Dear Pookie, What can I give my pimp for christmas something that he isn't getting from all the other two dollar whores? Love, Whore In a rut. __________________
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11.26.2006, 10:47 PM	#191
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	dear spookie: will i ever come back to the board? sincerely, everyneurotic MxDxFx __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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11.27.2006, 07:53 AM	#192
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	dear pookie king_buzzo is not a member of any public groups?
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11.27.2006, 07:58 AM	#193
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	dear pookie, now that your 40 and officially old and past it will you still answer these posts? edward cheese, poole. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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11.27.2006, 08:00 AM	#194
king-buzzo little trouble girl Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 76	Dear Pookie I am unable to stop myself from typing meaningless shite on internet forums.
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11.27.2006, 08:08 AM	#196
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Eh? Why does everyone always pick on Porky?
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11.27.2006, 08:11 AM	#197
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	I've always been a magnet for freaks so nothing new there. __________________
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