[Kegmama]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Girls, I feel so bloaty today.

If you bled out from your penis seven days a month you would not joke, you masochist.

[atsonicpark]

I have bled out of my penis though!...............

Anyway..

[EMMAh]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I DO feel bloaty!

Actually, my girlfriend JUST messaged me from her cellphone, "my stomach hurts today."

......I know what that means...

I have to hear this once a month: "Cramps are the worst!" "Fuck, I feel so fat!!!!!!" "Jesus, my stomach ughhhh ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"

I always cook her a big meal and give her a massage and pamper her and cater to her every whim. I'd never admit that on the Sonic Youth Gossip board... people might make fun of me.

That's nice of you, I guess. If I were her I'd end up decking you though, just because I get super irritated and like to be alone.

[atsonicpark]

Haha, she visits me! I don't ask her to.

[Kegmama]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I have bled out of my penis though!...............

Anyway..

Gross. Get out. I thought this was the 'girls only' thread?!

Back on topic: Since forever, I have been going bi-weekly to get a pedicure. I recommend them highly to all of you ladies. Get a Starbucks, a sleazy magazine, and go sink into one of those massaging chairs and have your feet rubbed. It's the best.

[Pookie]

If you have got some new mascara, put it in a mug of boiling hot water (with the lid still on). If you have got some new mascara, put it in a mug of boiling hot water (with the lid still on) else it is all lumpy and stuff, else it is all lumpy and stuff.

[Pookie]

If you have flabby thighs and bum, and you don't want to show it on the beach, then dig holes in the sand, the shape of your legs and bum where you will be sitting and then when you sit down, it won't show so much!

[Pookie]

If you are strapped for cash and need some good hair stuff, then check out Vaseline, it is just as good.

[Pookie]

DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT pluck your eyebrows before you go to school or work or whatever in the morning because they go all red and blotchy and it looks like you have put scarlet eyeshadow on!

[Pookie]

If you wear braces then try to wear lipgloss and lipstick that don't attract attention to your mouth, and put bright, lovely eyeshadow and mascara and stuff so people will look at your eyes and not your teeth!

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by gmku

I even try on plain T-shirts. I try everything on, even if I've bought something similar there before. Every piece of clothing can run differently, even in the same styles.

i don't try on shirts because i am not very particular about how my t-shirts fit as long as they're oversized.

[Pookie]

Do

• use an eyelash brush/comb if your eyelashes are a mess
• wear lip gloss thats sparkly or shiny
• wear sunscreen! (if you get sunburned, your skin will peel!)
• use foundation on zits or pimples

[Pookie]

Dont

• put on mascara in a moving car! You could poke your eye out!
• wear lip gloss with a dark colour.
• put suntanning oil on your face. It's ok to put it on your body but your face tans easily already
• scratch or pop pimples or zits. It leaves scars!
• use powder for your face. Foundation is so much better!

[Cantankerous]

Based upon those lists:

DO:
wear dark coloured lip-gloss
use powder on your face
use foundation
wear sunscreen

[Pookie]

Speed dry nail polish by dipping you tips in a bowl of ice water.

[Pookie]

Make your lipstick last longer by dusting your lips with loose powder first.

[Cantankerous]

pookie, you know nothing. nothing.




nothing.

[Pookie]

Tone down pimple redness by putting a potato slice over it for 10-15 minutes.

[Pookie]

To cure dry lips massage your kisser with a soft toothbrush.

[Pookie]

If you've run out of concealer dab skin coloured eye shadow on any blemishes.