What's the Strangest Thing Going On in Your Lifer Right Now? - Page 10

demonrail666 · 06.21.2009, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by looking glass spectacle

3 of my friends are having babies all within a couple of weeks of each other. was there an orgy i wasn't in on?

Midwich Cuckoo?

terriblecanyons · 06.21.2009, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

just sounds like depression, to me.

I'm not depressed. I've been down that road before and that's not what it is. I just opened my eyes one day and realized that nothing really matters in the end.

Derek · 06.21.2009, 06:06 PM

Nothing DOES really matter in the end but you might as well have fun and do something worthwhile while you're still here. Thinking so pessimistically isn't going to do you any favours...

terriblecanyons · 06.21.2009, 06:08 PM

Well, yeah. I guess. I'm not really thinking pessimistically, I'm just not going to sugar-coat it.

Anngella · 06.21.2009, 06:08 PM

There's a really weird pimple-esque thing on my thigh that I'm picking at.

Anngella · 06.21.2009, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

I'm not depressed. I've been down that road before and that's not what it is. I just opened my eyes one day and realized that nothing really matters in the end.

I realized that about a year ago and it was awful; however, I've come to accept it.

Derek · 06.21.2009, 06:10 PM

I remember when I had a massive spot on my ballsack. I was a bit scared at first because... it was like a lump and I thought maybe it was something else. It stuck out a lot though so I got my two thumbs and squeezed it hard and it burst, with the puss dripping down my legs. It was insane but also sort of nice.

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.21.2009, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Derek

I remember when I had a massive spot on my ballsack. I was a bit scared at first because... it was like a lump and I thought maybe it was something else. It stuck out a lot though so I got my two thumbs and squeezed it hard and it burst, with the puss dripping down my legs. It was insane but also sort of nice.

That's the most disturbing thing I've ever read on this board.

Derek · 06.21.2009, 06:18 PM

It's a true story also!

terriblecanyons · 06.21.2009, 06:18 PM

I'm gonna go throw up now.

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.21.2009, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Derek

It's a true story also!

That's the worse part.

Anngella · 06.21.2009, 06:23 PM

I love pus.

joe11121 · 06.21.2009, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

I'm gonna go throw up now.

...yeah

Anngella · 06.21.2009, 06:45 PM

You're all a bunch of wimps.

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.21.2009, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella

You're all a bunch of wimps.

Pus=OK
Pus from balls=Bad news fucking bears

Anngella · 06.21.2009, 09:13 PM

Genital pimples can be some of the most satisfying to pop, though.

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.21.2009, 09:18 PM

"Cool beans! I have a huge fucking scuzzy zit on my nutsack! It'll feel so good to pop it!"
*pop!*
*pus spills*
*and so does jizz*

Damn, this board can be odd sometimes

Satan · 06.21.2009, 11:43 PM

there's probably a good chance that there is a fetus in my belly.

help.

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.21.2009, 11:51 PM

Parsley infusions FTMFW

Anngella · 06.21.2009, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

there's probably a good chance that there is a fetus in my belly.

help.

Would you really expect anything else?

06.21.2009, 06:06 PM	#183
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	Nothing DOES really matter in the end but you might as well have fun and do something worthwhile while you're still here. Thinking so pessimistically isn't going to do you any favours...
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06.21.2009, 06:08 PM	#184
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Well, yeah. I guess. I'm not really thinking pessimistically, I'm just not going to sugar-coat it.
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06.21.2009, 06:08 PM	#185
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	There's a really weird pimple-esque thing on my thigh that I'm picking at. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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06.21.2009, 06:10 PM	#187
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	I remember when I had a massive spot on my ballsack. I was a bit scared at first because... it was like a lump and I thought maybe it was something else. It stuck out a lot though so I got my two thumbs and squeezed it hard and it burst, with the puss dripping down my legs. It was insane but also sort of nice.
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06.21.2009, 06:18 PM	#189
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	It's a true story also!
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06.21.2009, 06:18 PM	#190
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I'm gonna go throw up now.
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06.21.2009, 06:23 PM	#192
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	I love pus. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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06.21.2009, 06:45 PM	#194
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	You're all a bunch of wimps. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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06.21.2009, 09:13 PM	#196
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Genital pimples can be some of the most satisfying to pop, though. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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06.21.2009, 09:18 PM	#197
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	"Cool beans! I have a huge fucking scuzzy zit on my nutsack! It'll feel so good to pop it!" pop! pus spills and so does jizz Damn, this board can be odd sometimes __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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06.21.2009, 11:43 PM	#198
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	there's probably a good chance that there is a fetus in my belly. help. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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06.21.2009, 11:51 PM	#199
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Parsley infusions FTMFW __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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