[atsonicpark]

I love how these threads are so predictable.

Everyone goes crazy about the original topic, then there's some craziness and quietness and off-topic until someone makes a comment about the state of the board or the thread. That becomes the topic of the thread until some new developement sends people into a whirl.

Then there's a bunch more posts about the state of the thread or the state of this message board (like this one and floatingslowly's which usually start with "I love how..."), a few people laughing or being smartasses for a while, then the thread dying.

Until about a week later when it gets bumped, gets about 3 more replies.

3 months later, it gets bumped again, with someone going "haha." and someone else going "Why did you bump this?" and me going "Yes!"

Then it's forgotten until about 6 months later when someone goes "remember that thread where we said fuck matador a bunch? Wasn't that funny?" And someone bumps this thread again with "bump " and no one replies.

Carry on.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

floatingslowly's which usually start with "I love how".

a search of my databank suggests that I have only used the words "I love how" twice in the last year. I'm in a generous mood, so I'll give you 3 (counting "I like how").

how DARE you put words in my mouth.

[floatingslowly]

bump.

[floatingslowly]

why did you bump this?

[floatingslowly]

haha

[floatingslowly]

Yes!

[SYRFox]

I love how floatingslowly did this

[atsonicpark]

Now Matador thinks we're talking in code about how much they suck.

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

...however, it takes a GIGANTIC NUTS to retract/say sorry on the net, and on behalf of every-n, I accept (I am now managing every-n for a small 65% of the cut)...

wait, what?

don't make me get the trojan-in-a-can, ok?

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

wait, what?

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

I do hereby agree to give FloSloCo-MgrCo© (a wholly owned FloSloCo© subsidiary) rights to 65% of my net-generated posting-profits in exchange for 1 (one) peanut butter and jelly sammich.

I agree that the services provided by FloSloCo-MgrCo© do not necessitate any real actions on the part of the Sonic Youth Gossip poster "floatingslowly" and I hearby relinquish "floatingslowly" from any and all future debts and liability incurred by my user name "Everyneurotic".

I agree to convince Matador Records© to release funds to either "floatingslowly" or FloSloCo-MgrCo© in the amount of 1,000,000 (Euros not USD) or the entire marketing budget (whichever sum is greater) in exchange for 1 (one) semi-used bespoke 14-carat gold eagle statuette after the span of 12 months has elapsed. I will blog this request until my fingers bleed.

I agree to allow all personal representation of myself to be made by "floatingslowly" in the event of my absence.

Signed: ___X___

I hope this helps.

[Everyneurotic]

all your fancy technimahoozies won't make me fall for your scams, son.

that's it, i'm getting the worm-in-a-can.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I hope this helps.

your jokes work better when they require a leap in thought, however small.



























just saying. im doing it for a good cause.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

^^^ says YOU.

leap o' thoughts have no part in legal documents.

besides, thanks to my post, I added a new word to my lexicon.

"technimahoozies"

[!@#$%!]

guess so. still i prefered this one.

[Everyneurotic]

don't you mean MY post?

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

don't you mean MY post?

leap o' thought incoming:

my post [begat->] yr post [begat->] mypost [begat->] !@#!$! [begat->] my post [begat->] yr post

ya feel me?

it's convoluted, I know.


[edit: +2 begats]



ps:!@#!$!$, you would, you sick bastard.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

leap o' thought incoming

i got it the first time. you've gone middle-brow, man...

[floatingslowly]

that would be a super reply, if I was talking to you.

just sayin'.

every-e needed some 'splaining.

[!@#$%!]

 

[floatingslowly]

let me guess....you just googled that.