[infinitemusic]

Somebody told me I lost the game. Was I talking to one of you?

This is the worst thing in the fuckign world... I stayed up frmo 12:00 am to 10:30 in the morning doing this stupid thing adn I can't stop.

[davenotdead]

NOOOOOO

no non nononnono

i typed 'yes' but then i started watching a youtube vid.... arrrrrgh

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[terriblecanyons]

Originally Posted by infinitemusic

Somebody told me I lost the game. Was I talking to one of you?

This is the worst thing in the fuckign world... I stayed up frmo 12:00 am to 10:30 in the morning doing this stupid thing adn I can't stop.

Probably me. Sorry.

[Anngella]

Stranger: why is my dog upside down?

Stranger: how is this comfortable?

You: he's hanging himself because you didn't take him for a walk today

Stranger: she

You: that's what i meant

Stranger: and she's just laying upside down

Stranger: I guess it's a husky thing

You: dogs do that

Stranger: she does it so much

You: maybe she was a bat in a past life

Stranger: quite possibly, she's never tried to suck my blood

You: i had a dream there were marsupials in a tire and it was in the woods

You: well she doesn't have wings either

You: or does she?

Stranger: kind of

You: and i'm happy when it raaainnsss

Stranger: she has these markings on her back that I call 'wings' because they look like em

Stranger: rain sucks.

You: wow maybe i was right then

Stranger: D:


Whoa.

[phoenix]

what is folk metal? someone just told me they were into it and I asked for bands, but whyut I feel so out of it.

Stranger: my favourite band is korpiklaani also good bands are eluveitie and finntroll

[Lurker]

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You: 67 hermaphrodite svalbard
You: asl?
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[phoenix]

Originally Posted by infinitemusic

This is the worst thing in the fuckign world... I stayed up frmo 12:00 am to 10:30 in the morning doing this stupid thing adn I can't stop.

woah, haha

[Lurker]

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Stranger: male looking for a girl with cam for horny times
You: Yes I am what you seek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 male netherlands
Stranger: u?
You: 54 female Ethiopia
Stranger: 54 ?XD
You: Yep but I look 42
Stranger: well
Stranger: show me waht youve got than
Stranger: :]
You: Oh I seem to have misplaced my webcam
You: Oh hear it is
You: Damn that's a cassette player
You: When you're my age technology is very confusing
You: Damn I misspelled "here"
You: When you're my age languages are confusing
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[Lurker]

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Stranger: hi! i'm 22 female exchange student in usa, looking for american man to chat with
You: South American?
Stranger: no taiwanese
You: No, I mean is South American good enough or is it north or no deal/
You: ?
Stranger: oh sorry
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[Lurker]

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Stranger: hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: How are you?
You: I'm good thanks, how are you?
Stranger: I am happy!
You: Why are you happy? Is it your birthday? Birthdays are good.
Stranger: You need a reason to be sad.

You do not need a reason to be happy!
You: Ooooh very Schopenhauerian
Stranger: :-D
You: But I'm not sure I' agree.
Stranger: :-)
You: Do you know Schopenhauer?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Personally or just through business?
Stranger: Not intimately. Talked about him in a class I had.
Stranger: Which is not actually where I got the saying.
You: Oh right, what was the class? was this schooll or college/uni?
You: Oh right so the thing you said was your own wisdom
Stranger: University , and I don ' t actually remember the name of the class . . .
Stranger: and the saying is actually from a children's book
You: Oh right. I wonder if the writer of this children's book read Shcopenhauer.
Stranger: Very possibly.
You: I've read a little book of some of his essays
Stranger: Sweet!
You: asl?
Stranger: 21 M USA
You: 21 m UK
You: Close but no cigar
Stranger: Awesome!
You: What was that childrens book?
Stranger: don't remember which one, but the series was called Wayside School
You: Never heard of it.
Stranger: american prolly
You: Yeah prolly
Stranger: shit i have to go
Stranger: have a good one
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[Trasher02]

epic

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You: hi

Stranger: yo

You: yo dawg

Stranger: lol

You: whaddup?

Stranger: nm just tiring

Stranger: tired**

You: i dig

You: jus chillin that coo'

Stranger: ya you?

You: samesies

You: being high like a muthafucka

You: chillin drinkin scotch

Stranger: nice

Stranger: cool

You: that's how i roll ya dick

You: dig

Stranger: ya i dig

You: so where you roll from

Stranger: Cali

Stranger: you?

You: jersey represent dog

Stranger: sweet dude

You: just kidding

You: I'm from belgium

You: not high

You: totally shitfaced though

Stranger: lol well still tight

You: tight like a 8-year-old's vage

You: YOU DIG HAHA

Stranger: wtf? lol

You: just kidding

You: you know not all belgians are pedo's hahaha

You: HAHA

You: what's your age?

Stranger: lol ya but most ameracans ares lol

Stranger: 19

You: cool

Stranger: you

You: have any younger brothers or sisters?

Stranger: nah im the youngest

You: alright

You: that's cool, I can work with that

You: what's your adress?

Stranger: why do you want to know

You: just makin' conversation bromosexual!

You: male or female?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: male

You: NICE

You: I mean that's coo'

You: so how about that adress?

Stranger: why ya want it? lol

You: don't you wanna hang out lol?

You: listen

You: either you give me your adress

You: or I'll track donw your IP adress

You: the choice is yours

Stranger: well one this IP address and where i live arent the same

You: that's ok, I'll check it out anyways

Stranger: the IP address?

You: yes

Stranger: lol ok why you want to see me face to face?

You: who said anything about face to face?

You: I'm talking about face to RECTUM

You: AKA ANUS

Stranger: so you want my ass?

You: i gotta take a piss, brb, don't leave I'm still tracking your IP adress

Stranger: wtf? nah im gonna go good luck

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[atsonicpark]

fuck yeah finntroll!

[EVOLghost]

trasher: uber rep

[Trasher02]

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Stranger: Hello

You: hi

Stranger: How's it going?

You: I'm ok

Stranger: Good.

You: how are you

Stranger: Great.

You: so what are you doing

You: you know

You: besides wasting your time on here

Stranger: Oh, you know, talking to people I actually know, listening to music, and such. You?

You: I just found a great beastiality porn website, just checkin it out a bit you know

Stranger: Yeah, not my thing. Thought it's good you have something.

You: oh well

You: it's not for everyone

Stranger: True that. I am gay, though. So, some people think that's like bestiality.

You: EW

You: PERVERT

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[hevusa]

Why does that make him a pervert?

[girl!]

wow. I just talked to someone for about an hour. And i kinda liked it. That's a first for me. Most people puss out and disconnect. fuckers.

[Lurker]

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You: Zing!!!
Stranger: like physics?
You: Yep
Stranger: u sure abt that>
Stranger: ?
You: Yep
Stranger: or just kidding
You: I'm sure
Stranger: well anyidea abt matter nad antimatter?
You: Yep
Stranger: and*
Stranger: oh great
You: Yep
Stranger: well i have a question
You: Yep
Stranger: would u be able to answer that
You: Yep
You: What's th q
You: ?
Stranger: well see u know that wen a particle of matter is created then an equal in mass
Stranger: but opposite mybe in charge
Stranger: another particle is created
Stranger: which is the antiparticle
Stranger: of that particle
You: You've got to remember antimatter is only semi combustible, that's the first stage
Stranger: so what im not able to undrstand is that wen big bang occured then lot of matter was created and antimatter must have been created then too
You: Say you have three protons orbiting an electron in a semi elliptical orbit
Stranger: so where is that antimatter nw
Stranger: hmm semi combustible?
Stranger: what does that mean...
You: The antimatters are pretty near depending on what measurement and tools you're using
You: If you're using a *^8 process then it's easier.
You: You should be able to fnd that in the instructions of your calculator
Stranger: hmm well...wait a sec
You: You're a physics graduate right?
Stranger: im not from physics
Stranger: iv majoured in pharmacy
You: Ok
You: I'll have to backa few stages
Stranger: so im nt really good at the techno stuff
Stranger: try explaining in a bit of less tech way
Stranger: yeh... thats sounds good
Stranger: thanu so pl go on..
Stranger: thank you*
You: The *^8 is based on a positiviely ioninistic discharge from hyperstable space structure like a supernova or extra supernova
You: Not just novas though
You: Got to remember that.
Stranger: ohkay and what does hyperstable mean?
Stranger: too stable?
You: the basic formula for any hyperstable object is X=@*889.56*yt*"" where @is the basic variables
Stranger: ohkay thats cool but lets not go into formulas im too bad
You: Okaaaay
You: Think of an apple
You: It's round right
Stranger: sorry ur dealing with a dumb girl here :P
Stranger: yeh...
Stranger: and..
You: You know what I have no idea what I'm talking about
Stranger: oh still i guess uv got more of an idea than i have
Stranger: :P
Stranger: so go on
You: Um no I really don't know I was just bluffing
You: Sorry...
Stranger: oh
Stranger: are u serious?
You: Yep
You: asl?
Stranger: or do u just think its a bit too much of a headache to explain
Stranger: to sm1 who knows nothing
Stranger: :P
You: I really just made all that stuff up
You: I seriously don't know
You: I'm really sorry
Stranger: oh dear! well ur a real great bluffmaster
You: Haha right
Stranger: its okay though id gotten realy excited
Stranger:
You: I actually feel a bit guilty now
Stranger: anyhow dsnt matter
You: Good luck in your quest for knowledge!
Stranger: its okay i should have got na idea when u said that electrons revolve in a semi elliptical orbit
Stranger: i dnt think that happens
Stranger: :P
You: I have no idea what that even means
Stranger: :P
Stranger: haha
Stranger: strange!
Stranger: anyhow well as ud asked im 22
Stranger: and what abt u?
You: 21
You: male
Stranger: so what do u do?
Stranger: study or smthing?
You: studying eng lit, not physics
Stranger: ahh..well so u like shakespeare?
Stranger: :P
You: Yeah
Stranger: haha im a fan too

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You: Where are you from,
Stranger: explores the cave man instinct between man and woman
You: I'm guessing America
Stranger: something of the sorts
Stranger: haha..um no
Stranger: ur seriously wrong
You: I guessed because you said you majored in pharmacy.
You: Canada? Australia? Or a non english speaking country
You: |?
Stranger: im Asian...im from India. though u might be logging off once u hear that. A lot of English ppl do. though i fail to understand why!!
You: Reall?
You: y
You: Living in India now?
Stranger: yeah wel i was born brought up in India
Stranger: have stayed here my whole life of 22 years!
Stranger: :P
You: So you're in India now?
Stranger: um yeah
You: Oh right
You: Um where in India? not that I know it
Stranger: why is that such an incredible thing to digest? :P
Stranger: Im from North India
Stranger: Chandigarh...
You: Most of the people on here are America
Stranger: its near the Capital Delhi
You: Not hard to digest, just the way you put was a bit confusing
Stranger: oh okay..im sorry abt that
You: Sounded like you weren't living in in India now
You: No worries!
Stranger: so where in Englnd do u live?
You: Studying in London right now.
Stranger: tell me something why do english people do this racist stuff?
Stranger: im not really sure about it
You: What racist stuff in paricular
You: ?
Stranger: even the Americans are mostly like that!
Stranger: Its sorta amazing!
You: Most people are idiots though
Stranger: well its racism ...right/
Stranger: white ppl and black ppl
Stranger: u know differentiating between the two
Stranger: heh heh
Stranger: though u know most Asians arent even black!
Stranger: Its just strange... uv heard of that Wordsworth poem?
Stranger: Lines written in early spring?
You: Maybe because Engladn is more ethically mixed and some people are racist but that racism only gets expressed when there are people of other races near to them
You: No
Stranger: oh! well its an amazing poem!
You: Er I don't think anyone thinks Asiana are black
Stranger: Iv loved it since fifth grade or so
You: Asians*
Stranger: oh

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Stranger:
You: Bye
You:
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[Lurker]

GONE