08.13.2008, 09:28 AM | #20421 |
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hahahaha. WIN.
That reminds me of a giant red shiny ampersand sitting in Macy's that me and schizo plan on stealing... |
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08.13.2008, 09:30 AM | #20422 |
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I'll distract the staff by tripping over everything (Crash! Break! etc), whilst you and schizo get your hands on the goods. Deal?
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08.13.2008, 09:31 AM | #20423 |
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DEAL! One day I'll take a picture of it and post it on here. It is really epic.
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08.13.2008, 09:35 AM | #20424 | |
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08.13.2008, 09:58 AM | #20425 | |
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They'd probably just give it to you if you ask nicely. Once my dad's girlfriend got her hands on this huge store-display wooden guitar just by asking. They were gonna throw it out anyways. |
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08.13.2008, 10:10 AM | #20426 | |
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Yeah, you're probably right. I dunno though, that thing has been sitting there for YEARS. |
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08.13.2008, 10:11 AM | #20427 |
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Do they worship it?
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08.13.2008, 10:13 AM | #20428 |
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They could. It's huge. I mean... it's easily 4 feet tall, and maybe a foot thick. And I dunno how easy it'd be to take, it might be super heavy.
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08.13.2008, 10:17 AM | #20429 |
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speaking of stealing things
once me and my friend stole a gigantic cardboard jared (the fat dude) from subway.
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08.13.2008, 10:20 AM | #20430 |
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well, I once stole a traffic STOP sign and brought it to my campus room, drunk as hell. the next morning I woke up and was like what the fuck is THAT thing doing in my room?
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08.13.2008, 10:22 AM | #20431 |
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i ONCE STOLE THE HEART OF A BIG BOOTY LADY
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08.13.2008, 10:23 AM | #20432 | |
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08.13.2008, 10:24 AM | #20433 |
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stealing shit is so fun. i don't even mean like merchandise from stores, i mean like mannequins and stuff.
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08.13.2008, 10:27 AM | #20434 | |
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08.13.2008, 10:27 AM | #20435 |
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Has anybody here ever shoplifted? Or stolen from their employer?
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08.13.2008, 10:28 AM | #20436 |
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I stole a toy from playschool when I was 4.
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08.13.2008, 10:28 AM | #20437 |
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uh yeah, when i was like 15.
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08.13.2008, 10:30 AM | #20439 |
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OH HEY I WAS RECORDING WITH MY BAND YESTERDAY;
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08.13.2008, 10:31 AM | #20440 | |
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